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[Nepeta]

((It's cool!))

"It hurt a lot, Rose. I was crying and crying and crying."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

are you guys in space?

[Nepeta]

No...

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

You should be. A meteor could crash into earth at any minute.
heheheh crash.

[Nepeta]

NO.

[Nepeta]

HULLO?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?

[Nepeta]

So Roxy stared at Slenderman. "What's up?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

THESKY

[Nepeta]

"Slenderman? Are you okay?" So Mr. Crocker walked in and said he loved Slenderman.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

IAMJUSTFINETHANKYOU

[Nepeta]

"Slenderman," Mr. Crocker said, "I am eager to be your human matesprit.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

INSTA-HENTAI

[Nepeta]

Roxy Lalonde was in love with Mr. Crocker. "Hey....Mr. C."

((Can u b Mr. Crocker?))

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

THAT GUY ONTHE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS? THE FAIRIES ONE?

[Nepeta]

NO, JANE'S DAD!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

IS HE EVEN IN THE STORY?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

I LOVE MIMES.
IS HE A MIME?

[Nepeta]

YES! Now he is since this is my new OTP. He is the baby dada!

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

CAN HE JUMP THREW FLAMING HOOPS?
LIKE MARK?

[Nepeta]

YES YES AND YES

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

ok ill be mark i mean mr. crocker.

*clears throat*

hi roxy.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*stroaks beard/mustache*

[Nepeta]

"Hi, Mr. Crocker! Do you wanna be my new best friend/babysitter?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"oh sure! sure! I was just....uh....*scratches ear* pondering....an epiphany i had of sorts....a simple wondering....."

[Nepeta]

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"well of course....but i just....uh...*looks up and wipes forehead*

[Nepeta]

"What is it, Mista Crocker?" Roxy asked, holding up Casey.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

"FAAAAIRIES"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

FAIRIES. HAVE YOU SEEN ANY?

[Nepeta]

"No, Mr. Crocker!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

FAIRY! GOD! PARENTS!

[Nepeta]

"MR. CROCKER!" Roxy began to cry. "I love you so much!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

OH GOODNESS ME A HOT GIRL OHOHOHO *BREATHE QUICKENS AND SWEATS AND TUGS AT SHIRT COLLAR*
DO YOU HAVE FAIRIES?

[Nepeta]

"No...._____________________" Roxy said a very innappropriate statement.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

you dont hear that everyday do you? *sweat*

[Nepeta]

"NOPE!" Roxy said, smiling. "Mr. Corker, are you okay?"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

heheh mr. corker

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

btw this is for you roxie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pV_Nf...

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

hi little girl. Have you seen any

FAIRY

GOD

PARENTS?

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

hi elizabeth.

[Nepeta]

"Jade, this is your father," Roxy said sweetly. "He has no life and he loves me."

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

DID SOMEONE SAY FAIRIES? *slowly floats into the sky*

[Nepeta]

"NO! I love you, Mr. Crocker!"

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

*floats back down*
im a film from the sixties.

[Nepeta]

IN CHICAGO.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

I GOT BLISTAHS ON MAH FINGAHS.

[Nepeta]

UH HUH? UH HUH?

HE HAD IT COMIN'.

[Steve, Foxy Grandpa (the thug life chose me elisa)]

He only had himself to blame.

[Nepeta]

UH HUH, YES HE DID.