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E, adventurin and derping all at once
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Aug 13, 2012 05:47PM
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((Everyone's waiting for us? Roxie should be on any minute now. She's still in Animations class))"No, Jade. Please, have my babies. I love you, Jade Harley. Marry me."
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((Sorry...we're really busy with schoolwork...especially Roxie. She had to draw a portrait of things she liked and she drew that Derse moment where Dirk's like 'She needs to come home.'))
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((*Twitch* AWW...okay, here's how my school day went. I have the best Animation teacher EVER and I'm doing my first project on a song, so I'm doing it on 'Blue Lips' and carp like that....but my creative writing teacher scares me))"NO!" Roxy said, standing up and groaning again. "Aww, Jade, don't marry Dave. Rose is the obvious choice for you."
"Shut your pie hole, Egbert! I'm not even IN high school yet. I just want to have a baby with Jade because I love her!" And he kissed Jade.((And exploded))
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"Oh, then don't date my son. Would you like to see my new baby?" Roxy asked Jade, smiling like a madwoman. Poor Roxy, Post-partum depression was hitting her hard.
"No, you can be like my mom." Dave began to kiss her cheeks. "You're so beautiful. You'd make a lovely mother. I love you!"
"Isn't she adorable?" Roxy asked. Then, she snapped. "WHY?! WHY COULDN'T DIRK GIVE BIRTH?!"
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Roxy fell on her bed and continued to sob. "Don't hurt me. PLEASE!"
"Stop, honey," Dirk said, rubbing Roxy's back. "Please."Dave held up baby booties. "SEE JADE, JUST FOR YOU!"
"They should! It's not fair, Jade. I was in so much pain."
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Roxy continued to cry. "No, it hurt...it hurt, John! The pain, oh the pain!" She held Casey close to her. "But it was worth it..."
Dave looked at her with a scary smile. "It's for our little Dave Jr." He kept on smiling. "Come on, Jade. It'll be fun!"Dirk looked at Roxy and sighed. "Can I hold Casey, John?"
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"NO!" Roxy said madly, almost throwing Casey to the ground. Unfortunately, some nurse came in and gave her a mild sedative and she felt very tired.
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Dave held Jade close to him and kissed her. "Come on, let's go and do it in the closet!"
Dirk looked at John. "Egbert, what is wrong with my wife? She's screaming and crying about being sore. What does that even mean?!"
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"DAVE!" Roxy yelled, incredibly mad. "JOHN, DIRK IS MAKING FUN OF ME!" Roxy couldn't even control her own children. Poor dear.
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((Elise, you should walk into the hospital to congratulate your mother and see your new baby sister))
Dave stopped smiling like a sociopath. "I..I'm sorry. I'm just a teenage boy... I love you, Jade...and we can wait if you want to."Dirk sighed. "But why is she complaining about soreness and s!!t like that?"
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Roxy sighed and groaned. Ugggh. So much pain. She slowly closed her eyes and began to drool and snore.
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"I...I caused all that pain?" Dirk asked, suddenly trying hard not to cry. "I inflicted that pain upon Roxy's small and delicate body?" "Jade, it's fine. I'm cool with it. Whenever you're ready." Dave kissed her.
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Roxy slapped Snape in the face. Fool. She was having a lovely dream about her reuniting with her oldest daughter.
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Dirk began to cry. "Egbert, it is my fault. I let her...stay with me. I should have known better and yes, while I was with her, I could not share the pain that she felt." He continued to cry. Wow, it was the first time he had cried in his life."No problem, seriously, as soon as you're ready, we will." He held her close. Such dark beautiful hair.
[[ Alrighty!I haven't been keeping up with this, so, I'm reeeeeally confused, but, Elisa summarized it for me, so, I'm hoping I can do this! xD ]]
Though no emotion was spread about the remainder of her features, you could see the slightest hint of trouble in Rose Lalonde's lavender eyes. Her alcoholic mother was at the hospital, and, as she figured, would need Rose. Though, the blonde and her mother weren't too close, her friends were also at the hospital with her mother, and, visiting her mother would also mean she was visiting some friends.
Joy.
Non-sarcastic joy.
No, seriously, Rose was actually happy to see her friends, I'm not being sarcastic.
ANYWAY.
Upon setting foot in the hospital, a brunette at the front desk looked up at her. Rose stared into her green eyes as she advanced towards the desk, stopping when she felt she was close enough. "What room is Roxy Lalonde in?"
The lady stared at her, "Who is asking?"
"Clearly, I am a psychopathic murderer, here to destroy both Roxy and her daughter." Rose stared at the lady, no expression showing as the woman just stared back, before she broke into a fit of chuckles. "That's a good one! But, really, who are you?"
The teen sighed. "Rose Lalonde. I'm her daughter."
The woman smiled a bit, scribbling down the room number onto a sticky note, and handing it to Rose. Rose thanked her, before heading off the hallway to find her mother. Of course, she didn't need the sticky note; her memory was proficient enough.
At last, she arrived at the door to the room her friends, and her mother were all in. She put her hand on the doorknob, turning it, and walking in, mysteriously. She waited until noticed to say, "I apologize for not being here previously, but, I would like to congratulate you, mother. I trust that you've been treated well, here?"
[[ I have to go to bed, babysitting in the morning!
I hope this was alright!
Good night! <3 ]]
[[ Oh, also, literally the last thing I read before I posted that was Nepeta's comment telling me to come in, and congratulate, so, sorry if it's not what you would have hoped. eue ]]
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((Good night))Roxy stared at her oldest daughter and began to cry. The first time she ever saw her. Darn, she had Dirk's hair! How pretty. She continued to cry.
"Rosey! Here, look at your little sister, Casey!" Roxy squirmed. "Oh, baby!" She sighed. "No, Rose, it hurt a lot and I don't know why!"
"I'm a Texan, babe," Dave said, kissing her. He stared at Rose. Oh, crap. The female version of him. He dragged Jade to the closet and hid with her. "Sorry!"
Roxy sighed and looked at Rose. She looked so much like her...if she had had her hair dyed, they could have been twins.
