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Fun and Games
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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
It rubbed on them.Why are most country singers more successful in the music industry?
More laid backWhy do birds get louder before it rains?
They hate the rain.Why does it get worst before it gets better?
To feel and understand THAT IS BETTER it needed to get worst beforeWhy we have two ears, to eyes and only on nose and one mouth?
So we listen more and talk less, and because a monocle can't rest on one nose.Why are blueberries the only blue fruit?
God ran out of blue, he used so much on the skies and seaWhy do we ask silly questions
Because we are bored out our mind.Why are the good dishes bad for you in food?
Revenge for watching too much television.Why is the world obsessed with sex?
Joseph wrote: "Why are blueberries the only blue fruit?"rebecca j wrote: "God ran out of blue, he used so much on the skies and sea"
lol. Good answer! I like that. :-)
I dont really want to answer thatwhy are girls obbsesed with manecures?
For the same reason boys are obsessed with womanicures.What animals can open locks?
to go along with the pictures in their headsWhy do women paint their nails?
To look more colourful.Why do people eat and drink?
To survive.Why is the other side of down is up?
because you can't fall upwhy do cats want to sit up high
They are caty queens.Why is the sky blue?
green was taken by the trees and grasswhy do people like games?
It passes the time.Why are they only 24 hours in a day?
Because people wouldn't remember the number 89 if it was that instead.Why does time exist?
Because we mistake them for them for being deaf.Why do we always want a second opinion?
If we don't like first, we want a second opinion and if we don't like second, we go for third and so onwhy 2 + 2 = 4?
It doesn't always, so that statement is false!why do we sweat?
To lose the wrinkles.Why do we get hungry?
Because we need to see food.Why can 1 + 1 = window? (True fact, the 1's are two sides, the + is the middle part and the = is the top and bottom!)
b/c all the other numbers equal a weird looking window.whats the weirdest thing u've ever seen?
Too many to nameWhy is expected of you to vote?
because u can make a difference blah, blah, blah.why is sleeping in so much nicer then waking at the crack of dawn?
Because you can enjoy your dreams.Why is country music so popular?
It's the ability to hear the actual lyricsWhy do we wrinkle as we get older?
Because you become to lazy to iron.Why do girl kangaroos have pouches?
b/c they hate purses.what makes a stupid question a stupid question?
The repliesWhat makes everyone different?
The way they answer questions.Why can't we call talented and gifted kids - talented and gifted anymore?
Because everything is a popularity contest.why do people say "not to be rude" when they are clearly insulting you?
they want to pretend they're not going to be rudeWhy do we read stories more than once?
Because those stories are so confusing we need to read them more than once.What is the point of life?
Someone's got to feed the snowman.
What is the silliest thing you've ever heard?
What is the silliest thing you've ever heard?
Candycloud wrote: "Because those stories are so confusing we need to read them more than once.
What is the point of life?"
HB
What is the silliest thing you've ever heard?
What is the point of life?"
HB
What is the silliest thing you've ever heard?
My name.How many eyes do you wish you had?
Enough for all the balls I have.How many zebras are enough?
1,000,000,000,000, zebras are enough (I love Zebras!!!!!)How many miniature people does it take to screw a light bulb on a really high ceiling?
answer !!!!!
29 and if they in socks - 27What you should do if you reach dark stripe?
Dance like no one's watching.What would you do if you weren't able to poop for the rest of your life?
Invest in really big underpants.What is the last thing you'd expect your mother to do?
Stop Breathing (it's what most of us do last)What do we really need?
Melted marshmallows on waffles with chocolate on top (and more pear-cider, everybody needs more pear-cider).
What's your favorite rub?
What's your favorite rub?
rubbing my nose on the baby's tummy to make him gigglewhy won't most carpets fly?
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