I hate that Penn State is being embarrassed

[Arminius]

by USC in the Rose Bowl today.

I also hope that posting my hate will change their luck in the 2nd half.

[Arminius]

They had a better second half, but still lost. So, I think my posting did change their luck.

[Tom]

Now post how embarrassed you are at their performance in the 2009 season...

[Arminius]

Good idea, Tom.

[Tom]

To be honest with you, not really. I'm always embarrassed in advance by South Carolina, and it never helps.

[[deleted user]]

Sports are cool. NOT!

[Tom]

Did i give you permission to leave the kitchen? NO, i did NOT.

[[deleted user]]

You and what army?

[Tom]

Oh, wait...aren't you the one that can't cook? Never mind about the kitchen, then. I'm sure you can find some laundry to do, or floors that need cleaning though...

[[deleted user]]

I can cook! I'm an awesome cook. I'm a domestic goddess.

[Tom]

Then get back in the kitchen and prove it.

[[deleted user]]

See message 9.

[Tom]

Uh huh. Just admit you can't cook and be done with it.

[[deleted user]]

You'll never find out about my cooking, so this subject is inapplicable.

[Rusty]

Tom, you have to tell her how pretty she looks today before you tell her to get back in the kitchen. Duh.

[Tom]

I like how she makes claims then admits she can't prove them.

[[deleted user]]

I hate how you think I'd consider your orders as something to pay attention to.

[David]

Did you learn to cook in women's studies?

[Tom]

Holy shit! You have to study how to be a woman now? What if you get bad grades?

[Charissa]

every time I see this thread I think it says "Sean Penn is being embarrassed". and I think to myself... what could possibly embarrass Sean Penn at this point, and why would anyone here care if it did?