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A: Because elephants can't fly.Q: What's red and black and blue all over?
A. Adam Levine. Oh wait--he's Maroon Five. Never mind.Q. What's the best tattoo you've ever seen?
(lol @ Maroon Five).A. Because he wanted to see time fly.
Q. How many rocket scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One if by land and two if by sea.Q. What's your favorite dessert?
A. Time to get a new refrigerator.Q. What's black and blue and red all over?
A. Asked and answered, Counselor!Q. Is three really a crowd?
A. The defenstration of Prague.Q. Who was Napoleon III's real father?
A. Darth VadarQ. Where would you find Carmen San Diego?
A. in the freezerQ. How many rabbits live in my yard?
A. Of course you know, this means war!Q. What's up, Doc?
A. Mineral deposits resulting from evaporation of ancient seas.Q. When did you stop beating your wife at tennis?
A. No need for contraceptionQ. Which came first: the MacMuffin or the egg?
A. The McMuffin of courseQ. If X - 10 = 7, What is the value of X?
Four shillings, sixpence ha'penny.Q. Stands the church clock at ten to three/ And is there honey still for tea?
Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full.What began 100 years ago yesterday?
A. That story your grandmother told about the first time she went shopping for a bra for your mother.Q. What is Victoria's Secret?
A: Her mother's chocolate chip recipe.Q. Why are the Cubs so pathetic?
A. Chronic constipationQ. Do you think there's a Monkees poster taped inside Davy Jones' locker?
A. 3.141592Q. What is the best fertilizer for sweet corn?
A. The Republican or Democratic platform--take your pick.Q. Real or spray tan: John Boehner?
A. Radiation sickness.Q. What is Shakespeare's greatest play?
Good answer! :DA. Stealing home plate in the bottom of the ninth.
Q. Who was Henry VIII's favorite wife?
LOL. I like yours too.A: Kim Kardashian
Q. What will the Chicago Bears' record be this year?
A: Einstein's Law of Relativity.Q: Is Pluto a planet or a dwarf planet?
Pluto's not a planet.Why are pandas black and white and cute all over?
So they have plenty to eat.Q: is the World round?
A: fast cheetahs
Q: When to fertilize.
Q: When to fertilize.
A: only the French knowQ: What is black & White and red all over?
A: A school bus.Q: What kind of animal is Snoopy?
Q: Can you balance a spoon on your head?
A: Of Course, everyone can.Q: Can you do a cartwheel?
A. I was up all night studying for that test.Q. What was your favorite class to skip?
A. When to work today, just like very Monday. Q: Can you balance a book on your head and walk a straight line?
A. Basic entomology, my dear Jonathan!Q. In a definition of ludicrous, where would Tweeting appear?
A: There's plenty of birds in the garden that do that!Q: how would you describe your day?
A: Two hands!Q: "Teacher's pet", is that a verb?
A: Tomorrow is my PracticalQ: A comment about Imran Khan
A: Charles DickensQ: Have you read 'Cricket on the Hearth'?
A: Yes, but we only eat meat on Tuesdays.Q: Give an example of onomatopoeia.
I can eat a whole pizza.What season comes after Summer?
A. Some people like ghost peppers, but they're too hot for me.Q. So do you think the old lady in the commercial really puts Frank's on everything?
A. A fish on a bicycle.Q. What's the meaning of life?
A. Ask Mikey, he'll eat anything.Q. What's your favorite cereal?
A. I don't know, but it weighs fourteen lbs and comes in six different flavors.Q. What's your favorite ice cream?
A. No, just a bit off the top and sides today, thanks.Q. Boxers or briefs?
A. Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.Q. Naughty or nice?
All the elves went on strike! You should see the pocket lines!
How do I get to the beach from here?
A: Upward and onward.Q: How loud is too loud?
A. What was the name of the fifth Marx Brother?