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A: Jamie's CryinQ: Have you ever needed someone so bad?
A: Armani
Q: Can you stand the rain?
Q: Can you stand the rain?
A: 42Q: How many rings does Saturn have?
A. A newspaper.Q. Knock,knock - who's there?
A: Culigan ManQ: What was your last test score?
A: Oscar the Grouch
Q: Is Pluto a planet?
Q: Is Pluto a planet?
When pigs fly!Are you enjoying the book you are reading?
yes I would like spaghetti pleaseQ: what color are your eyes?
A. Blue. No! YellowQ. What... is your quest?
A: To find the planet Zyborg and conquer the Universe!Q: How much can a woodchuck chuck?
A: cupcakesQ: Where did the King go after dinner?
A: Once upon a time
Q: Did the big bad wolf blow down the pig's house?
Q: Did the big bad wolf blow down the pig's house?
A: No, it was an earth quake and the wolf just happened to walk by at the time.Q: What time is it?
A. Time to reorganize the group before going out to conquer the Universe.Q. What's the meaning of life?
A. AlwaysQ. Are you hungry?
A: wafer thin mint
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Rinse, wash and repeat :)Q. What happened to the dinosaurs?
A. Bar-B-Que'd ribsQ. Who will stop the rain?
A. Adele intends to set fire to it.Q. What becomes of the broken-hearted?
A: Little Red Riding Hood
Q: Who is the new president of France?
Q: Who is the new president of France?
a. Edith Piafq. why is a raven like a writing desk?
A. Quoth the Raven Nevermore. Q. Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A. Dead men don't wear plaidQ. Who was brave enough to first eat an octopus?
A. Captain NemoQ. Were you this much trouble at the Abbey?
A: Let it Be
Q: Where does Puff the Magic Dragon frolic?
Q: Where does Puff the Magic Dragon frolic?
A: Aisle 4Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
A. Miss PiggyQ. How long has this been going on?
A. From here to eternity.Q. Who's afraid of the virgin wolf?
A. The Running ManQ. How do you solve a problem like Maria?
A: heroine
Q: How many terms has Putin had in politics?
Q: How many terms has Putin had in politics?
A. 10.5 in dog years.Q. Are we there yet?
A: You Are Here Mall Dot
Q: Is Kaliningrad Russian or Polish?
Q: Is Kaliningrad Russian or Polish?
A. From Russia with Love.Q. How did Count Dracula become a vampire?
A: eating macaroni and cheese
Q: Do you know how to swim?
Q: Do you know how to swim?
A. Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.Q. What is the speed of smell?
Ouch that hurt.How many seconds in a minute?
A. The time space continuum.Q. Is the Dead Sea dead?
A: 2
Q: How does one make quiche?
Q: How does one make quiche?
A. Green eggs & HamQ. Why is Mary quite contrary?
A: Little Boy Blue
Q: How many ounces in a gallon?
Q: How many ounces in a gallon?
A. HurricaneQ. How do you do the Macarena?
A: very quickly
Q: What is an archipelago?
Q: What is an archipelago?
A. Islands in the streamQ. Can anybody hear me?
A. I don't think anyone has ears, so yes.Q. What nationality is Sergei?
A. I am not trying to seduce you.Q. How fast is fast food?
SaturnQ: How do you get to Sesame Street?
A: yellow brick road
Q: How many raisins in a box of raisin bran?
Q: How many raisins in a box of raisin bran?
Q: Who's crying now?