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Q: Why is string cheese stringy?
A: 42Q: Where is the god particle?
A: Planted in the garden.Q: Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
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Q: Why is today Friday?
A. Applesauce.Q. What's in my pocket?
A: belly button lint
Q: Where are my glasses?
Q: Where are my glasses?
A: head lice
Q: What's for dinner?
Q: What's for dinner?
A: light bulbs
Q: Have you seen the crackers?
Q: Have you seen the crackers?
A. Size 7.Q. What's your favorite color?
A: peanut butter, no, jelly
Q: Why do birds sing?
Q: Why do birds sing?
A: to get to the other sideQ: Who let the dogs out?
A. The tiger.Q. What's the capital of Assyria?
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Q: Why do flingerthingies fling?
A. Because I said so.Q. Are we there yet?
A: milk
Q: Do I have to eat my vegetables?
Q: Do I have to eat my vegetables?
A: only if the dog quacksQ: Is dinner ready?
A: By the power of Grayskull!
Q: Is the sky falling?
Q: Is the sky falling?
A: Because I said so!Q: Why is Tim McGraw so handsome?
A: earwax
Q: Is anyone going to see The Avengers movie?
Q: Is anyone going to see The Avengers movie?
A: TromboneQ: The sun is orange today, oh why?
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Q: What sound does a cow make?
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Q: A train leaves Cleveland at 5pm. Where is it going?
A: 6 (x-2) (3+a)=332
Q: Who was the first woman in space?
Q: Who was the first woman in space?
A: Christine JorgensonQ: When was D-Day?
A: Jabba the Hutt
Q: Where is the highest mountain?
Q: Where is the highest mountain?
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Q: Who is the kraken?
A: purple people eater
Q: What is an ant colony?
Q: What is an ant colony?
A. Pepperoni PizzaQ. What is your social security number?
A. Jenny 867-5309Q. Do androids dream of electric sheep?
A: Benedict Arnold
Q: Where are you?
Q: Where are you?
A. Some where over the rainbow.Q. Are keebler elves real?
A: Go ask AliceQ: Why can't we all just get along?
A: Rodney King
Q: What time do you have?
Q: What time do you have?
A. ChicagoQ. What does a super moon mean?
A: Stan Lee
Q: Why do cats lick themselves?
Q: Why do cats lick themselves?
A: because an elephant is in the roomQ: What is the square root of 136?
The sky will fall if they don't.What is Jennifer Aniston famous for?
A: cheese making
Q: Who invented champagne?
Q: Who invented champagne?
A. Sky diving.Q. Why are jalapenos hot?
A: birds
Q: How many RPM in a Porsche?
Q: How many RPM in a Porsche?
A. PurpleQ: Why is the moon so much bigger tonight?
A: chicken fat
Q: Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Q: Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
A: I carried a watermelon.Q: Can you do the twist?
Example:
Question - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Answer -- string cheese
I'll start.
How far away is Mars?