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Give the Wrong Answer
A. To prove to the possum it could actually be done!Q. Did you get my email?
A: lottery winnerQ: Where is Neverland?
A: No Man's Land
Q: Why was Peter so great?
Q: Why was Peter so great?
A. He picked a peck of pickled peppers.Q. Why do zombies attack?
A: anti depressants
Q: Do you know how to swim?
Q: Do you know how to swim?
A. It's good news for John McCain!Q. What's the name of that song?
A: lube and oil change
Q: What is it like to go through menopause?
Q: What is it like to go through menopause?
A. Hungry like the wolf.Q. How will I know?
A: 12:00 PM
Q: How many jelly beans in the jar?
Q: How many jelly beans in the jar?
A: a magical nanny
Q: How long is route 66?
Q: How long is route 66?
A: I'm a Rock Star NinjaQ: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A: red rover
Q: How cold is the North Pole?
Q: How cold is the North Pole?
A. Only Santa knows.Q. What does GOOGLE stand for?
A: Yahoo
Q: What is an anti trust lawsuit?
Q: What is an anti trust lawsuit?
A. Do not pass go do not collect $200.Q. What are you afraid of?
A. Ancient Egypt is well worth seeing.Q. What is the secret to a successful marriage?
A: cleanser
Q: What is a wart?
Q: What is a wart?
A. Waiting for a full moonQ. Why is there a braille keypad at drive through ATM's?
A: solitary confinement
Q: Why do twinkies last forever?
Q: Why do twinkies last forever?
A. The sun is shining bright todayQ. Why do guys toot so much?
A. Honk if you see anything you like.Q. What happens when you swallow your pride?
A: You get a big buttQ: What is the secret to happiness?
A. A lot of cats.Q. Can hell freeze over?
A. A pina colada would do nicely.Q. Why do ink cartridges cost more that the actual printers?
A: Because it takes a lot of little elves to gather all the ink pigments and then all the fairies to put them in the cartridge. Q. Why is time going by so slowly?
A: It takes 365.256363 days to orbit the sun once
Q: Why do people disagree with evolution?
Q: Why do people disagree with evolution?
A. Planet of the apes.Q. Am I the only person who knows where the trash can is?
A: Oscar the Grouch
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
I had burgers for dinner.Q: Where do cows go when they die?
A. On the road again...Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. Never play with fire.Q. What is a black hole?
A: Golf BallQ. How much wood does a wood chuck chuck?
Throw him out the windowQ: how long is too long?
A. I'm hungryQ. What is there to watch on Wed night now that Survivor is over?
A. Skittles!Q. Where have all the good men gone?
chickens and roosters.How far away is the sun?
A: Two furlongsQ: What do Genghis Khan, Abraham Lincoln, and Lord Byron have in common?
A: Queen Elizabeth I
Q: Where do babies come from?
Q: Where do babies come from?
A. StorksQ. What's your favourite word?
A: Rain drops keep falling on my head.Q) What time is too early to get up in the morning?
A: any which way but loose
Q: Why does the sun and moon rise in the east?
Q: Why does the sun and moon rise in the east?
A. I swear I didn't mean to!Q. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A. Mach 7Q. Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
A: Spongebob
Q: How can starfish regenerate?
Q: How can starfish regenerate?
A: BubblegumQ) Can you really taste the rainbow?
A: cement truck
Q: Is disco really dead?
Q: Is disco really dead?
A: Time for bed and a good bookQ: Was Socrates real?
A: Frosty the Snowman
Q: What is the difference between circumference and radius?
Q: What is the difference between circumference and radius?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?