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I hate fucking family that wont take a hint and....
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It's amazing how many family squabbles have been solved over the years with the simple use of food poisoning ;D
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What's the weather like there right now? Would it do any good to set the thermostat to, say, 50 F and just stay in your room with a space heater? If he starts messing with the thermostat, turn the heat off at the breaker box? Or if you're trying to be subtle...only cut the heat off/back at night, when you're bundled up in bed, and turn it back on in the morning...and maybe go to bed early? Any event, be careful how long you let him stay...some states have kind of scary laws regarding squatters rights.
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2 wake the whole family up twice a month at 3 am screaming “terrorist alert!!!!” and if he dosent react fast enough tell him that everybody on your house must be ready at all times for a terrorist attack!!!
3 find out what’s the food that he hates the most and cook it every day….
4 show him your secret anthrax cultivars… and explain your evil plan to poison some royal family somewhere in the Middle East and ask him to join you in your never ending quest to poison an entire continent….
5 join a crazy cult or better yet start one!!! And demand that everybody on YOUR house must shave their heads and pray to you 10 times a day!
6 send the kids somewhere for a week and star having loud crazy monkey sex all around the house (I’m pretty sure your husband will like this one)
7 start faking tourettes… and every time he around you say something like “get the fuck out of my house bitch” or “get out, get out!!! you stupid bitch!’
If nothing of that works… well I’m sorry you aint getting rid of him…