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C. J., Cool yet firm like ice
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Oct 17, 2012 11:48PM

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There had been a scandal about Miss America because photos of her had turned up in a men's magazine. I was working as a gopher at a little firm at the time, and one morning I was told that the magazines were out, and to go get one.
Well, I went all over town. Every place I stopped, I was told either that they were sold out or that the copies they had left were being held for certain customers.
Business back then was different from what it is now. When a boss told you to do something, you didn’t come up with a bunch of excuses, you just did what you were told. So I got in my car, drove to the nearest city, and stopped at the first convenience store I came to. If I hadn’t been in such a hurry, I might have wondered what all those people were doing standing around outside.
Oops! The lunch hour is up. I’ll be back later to tell the rest of the story.

My brother in law (at the time) was news director at one of the local TV stations. One of the rival stations had a crew at the 7-Eleven I stopped at.
It wouldn’t have occurred to me to look at the magazine myself, but not for any of the reasons you think. My grandfather had stacks of them, and I grew up looking at them, learned to draw from the photos in them. Years later, when the guys I leased an apartment with at Baylor wanted to see a current issue of Playboy that had caused several Baylor girls to get expelled, I was the one who wasn’t too embarrassed to go to the convenience store and buy a copy so everybody could look at it. It was soon in tatters from being looked at!
Where was I? I’m not a mission-minded person, other than on the rare occasion when I’m working for somebody. As I left the store, a nicely-dressed woman with a clipboard in her hand asked me if I would mind being interviewed. A few feet away stood a stoutly-built young man with a large video camera on his shoulder. I said, “Not at all.” She asked me what I had gone in to purchase, and I answered something like, “One of those magazines that has Miss America in it.” She indicated the people who were picketing the store, and asked me what I thought about the store’s selling something like that over the counter. The morning’s chasing around with no luck still fresh in my mind, I think I said something smart like, “I like it better than having to buy it under the counter.”
I went back to the office, delivered the magazine, and forgot about it until the next morning, when I went to the courthouse to file something in the clerk’s office. Everybody had seen me on TV last night. I wondered if my sister had seen it. She had, and she wasn’t happy. I had appeared on the air, on a competing station.

That's an interesting story, M! The way you say it makes it even better.
I like what you said,“I like it better than having to buy it under the counter.” I really wish I had the chance to say something like that on T.V.
In addition, I also liked Alex's quote here: 'Anyway'.
My favorite quotes of Alex are the following:
1.(Faints)
2. MWAHAHAHAHA



What is the meaning of 'Domina Regni'?!
My friends and I, we were thinking of ordering pizza yesterday and someone suggested 'Domino's pizza', and it reminded me of you. And hence, the curiosity.
My guess: It is the pet name with which Frank calls you.

Yup, Domino's Pizza works each single time for me!









... This game makes a lot more sense when you're playing it than when you're explaining it.

1. I am in some way related to Davy Crockett.
2. I have written at least a single one-off comic book that was developed and published.
3. I fear that at my age, 25, I might be developing the first signs of baldness.

1. I have never finished a Zelda game.
2. My papa has never finished a Zelda game.
3. Neither of us have played any Assassin's Creed games.

2. My papa has never finished a Zelda game.
3. Neither of us have played any Assassin's Creed games."
Hmm. 1, maybe...?


1. I have never finished a Zelda game.
2. My papa has never finished a Zelda game.
3. Neither of us have played any Assassin's Creed games."
#3?

Your so nice.
1. I'm going to the zoo today.
2. My best friend is very bored and wants me to come over and take her away from her boredom.
3. My best friend is sitting around doing nothing right now.
1. I'm going to the zoo today.
2. My best friend is very bored and wants me to come over and take her away from her boredom.
3. My best friend is sitting around doing nothing right now.

Christa - Ron Paul 2016 wrote: "Umm...3 is the lie"
Yup! You got it, christa! *cheers and confetti*
Yup! You got it, christa! *cheers and confetti*

Okay
1. I haven't slept in 54 hrs
2. I saw a crazy man in church today
3. I watch desperate housewives
huh... i would have to say 1, because not sleeping for more than two days seems like a bit of a stretch. but it might be 3...