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[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

'KAY GLAD WE'VE GOT THAT FIGURED OUT NOW.

[Sevania]

YOU GUYS. GO WATCH MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL. RIGHT NOW. IT'S ON YOUTUBE. NO EXCUSES.

[Megan]

Wow Goodreads apparently stopped sending me notifications for this topic so now I have 193 unread comments.

...yayyyy

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Sevania wrote: "YOU GUYS. GO WATCH MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL. RIGHT NOW. IT'S ON YOUTUBE. NO EXCUSES."

Jude wrote: "I OWN THAT MOVIE AND I HAVE SEEN IT LIKE THREE TIMES."

I HATE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!

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It just....bugs me.

[Sevania]

OKAY THEN MY LAST COMMENT WAS @SAM. AND KELLI YOU ARE CRAZY. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT.

[Nova]

Jude wrote: "I LOVE MONTY PYTHON."

OMG MONTY PYTHON!
My sister tried attacking me with fresh fruit the other day...

[Nova]

But I released the tiger...>:)

[Sevania]

I want a shrubbery!

[Nova]

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...

Sir Robin: *No!*

Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...

Sir Robin: *I didn't!*

Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Sir Robin: *I never did!*

Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.

Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

[Sevania]

Now all of you cooperate, or I'll say NI at you!

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

i really don't know what is going on here right now.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

yeah but since i haven't seen the movies it's like you're talking gibberish.

[Jo]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER

AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

[Sevania]

Jo wrote: "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER

AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"

I ALREADY SAID THAT :P

Oh no! It's a killer bunny rabbit!

[Mandy]

Can I have a link? =)

[Taylor]

*hands Mandy a sausage*

[Sevania]

IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND!

[Nova]

I shall now taunt you a second time!

DUDE, my principal and speech teacher at my school know monty python! Like, we could have a deep discussion about it! It's SO COOL.

[Sevania]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Taylor]

African or European?

[Jo]

I didn't vote for you.

[Taylor]

*raises eyebrow* What?

[Jo]

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[Taylor]

ROFL!

[Jo]

 I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[Sevania]

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "African or European?"

AHHHHHHH! *is thrown off bridge*

[Isaac]

What the heck is up with the air speed velocity question? This one kid in my grade had an obsession with asking that question everywhere for literally two years. It was so annoying.

[Sevania]

DON'T CALL MONTY PYTHON ANNOYING.

MONTY PYTHON IS AMAZING.

[Isaac]

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS FROM MONTY PYTHON

[Sevania]

It is :P

And so are killer bunny rabbits.

[Nova]

My sister has a killer rabbit puppet.

Squeeze it's butt, and that unhinges jaws bigger than it's body. It's very unsettling.

[Miles]

sounds a lot like my dog...

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

@miles- what kind of dog do you have?

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

My friend has killer rabbit slippers. :3

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

I like to sleep. It's fun. *Starts crying*.

[Taylor]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE THIS OLD PDA WITH SOME POETRY ON IT THAT I CANNOT FIND ANYMORE

Okay, here's the scoop. I had it this morning. I wanted to find something I saved on it when I used it over a year ago. And I found some poetry that is not half-bad that I wanted to show to a couple friends.

Well…I went to go get it to type up the poetry on a computer, and it is nowhere to be found. I suspect sibling-related criminal activity, but nobody is 'fessing up and so I do not know where it could have possibly gone and I'm freaking out a little.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

@Saru-
:(
@taylor-
well that's an issue.
why are you always losing things?! :p

[Raevyn]

So this is a 'free spam'? Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raevyn]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

[Sevania]

Undigested lumps. Undirected lumps. I just love the name.

[Taylor]

Just watched "Blink" from Doctor Who.

O_O

-.-

X|

R.I.P. Taylor Mefford

[Nova]

Raevyn wrote: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!"

"Spam, spam, spam, spam lovely spaaaam! Wonderful spaaaam!"

[Sevania]

... Did I seriously type undirected lumps. Silly autocorrect.

[Nova]

Auto-correct, oh auto-correct? How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...

[Taylor]

One of my favorite lines in a poem I worked on for awhile actually came from autocorrect.

"I keep forgetting I can't give her artificial desperation."

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Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "Just watched "Blink" from Doctor Who.

O_O

-.-

X|

R.I.P. Taylor Mefford"

Bliiiiink.

"Last name?"
"Shipton. ... SPARROW! SPARROW! SALLY SPARROW!"

[Taylor]

Lol.

That's interesting that I watched that today…. See, I'm part of the newspaper staff, and for our April Fool's issue (which came out today, heh), someone changed my friend Savannah's last name to mine, because everyone thinks we're a thing.

She's pissed. But I thought it was coming, so I'm not grumpy.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Sam wrote: "@Saru-
:(
@taylor-
well that's an issue.
why are you always losing things?! :p"

Yeah, it sucked :p

[Sevania]

Taylor [formerly Timothy] wrote: "One of my favorite lines in a poem I worked on for awhile actually came from autocorrect.

"I keep forgetting I can't give her artificial desperation.""

What was the line originally supposed to be?