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I hate how I'm not a grown-up.
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Dec 13, 2008 03:22AM
I have to be a chess coach in four hours or so, but I just came from a party and I don't know where my phone is. Maybe in Brian's truck? Maybe in the bar? All I know is that my phone is the ONLY alarm clock I have, and therefore I can't sleep because I have to stay awake until it's time to go to the chess tournament--otherwise I'll surely sleep in. I want to sleep, but what the hell can I do? This is not grown-up behavior.
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Don't go changing, lovely. You are perfect, just as you are.
Oh my gosh, I forgot that I wrote that. I'm never drinking, again.
Pretty good spelling for a drunk person, though.
Yes, it was at Shelley's. Thanks for asking.

I hate alarm clocks. I can never find the right one. Either they're battery charged, and I can't trust that the batteries won't run out, or they're electric and I can't trust that our breakers won't go in the night (my house was built in the 40s and is kinda high maintenance). I like how the wind-up kind look, but I can't stand the ticking. I hate if they give off too much light, I hate if they don't have a giant, fail-proof snooze button. Etcetera. So I haven't bought one since my last two let me down because none of them are right.

Yeah, that's what I should do.


I'm probably still up at that time!
No, not most nights.
Actually, I always have my phone, which is very reliable. I just lost track of it on Friday night because I drank 5 glasses of wine, 3 porters and 2 bloody marys.
No, not most nights.
Actually, I always have my phone, which is very reliable. I just lost track of it on Friday night because I drank 5 glasses of wine, 3 porters and 2 bloody marys.
I don't consume partridge. Or any birds, for that matter.

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