This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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Highlights of 2008
Given your predilection for "brain exploding wild monkey slave girl sex", I certainly can't imagine why [I would be afraid of you:]. - steve mortThat's the same thing I said to your mom last night! - steve mort
"That which doesn't kill Nietzsche is a shame." - King Dinosaur
Whadda buncha amateurs. "I hate babies." Like that's hard. Hating others? We're born to hate others. It takes no effort, no experience, no special online training, no unusual mail-order devices. Just look at them. They should all die. It's just obvious.
No, the real hate, the only hate that counts, is hating yourself. Hating others, that's just an easy way out of the real work, the serious work of self-loathing.
Pikers. - Howard Mittlemark
There was a time, last month when I would have been willing to go through and procure plenty of Highlights from THC. (I found many when I was doing the house cleaning) But i just don't have it in me to do it again.
I suggest looking at fizzles post.... strange and funny conversations happen around him.
Speaking of Fizzle's posts.... Amanda, I still don’t agree with nick on the fact that being a vegetarian makes one a hippie… so I guess you only a regular hippie with STD….
Not Bill: That's too bad, Sally. Farting is nature at work. Embrace the horror, then raise it to the level of art..as I have done. Are you familiar with "particulate matter", the role it plays in your average fart, and how you might actually harness it to your benefit and endless amusement?Rusty: You start out reading Harry Potter, and before you know it you’re in a back alley somewhere, behind a dumpster, right eye twitching, body trembling, reading Terry Brooks’ “Shannara” series.
I’ve seen it happen
Okay, Rusty has spent some time delving through old threads, and he would like to make some nominations for 2008 Hater Awards:Cutest Couple
Nominees
1. Alfonso and Amanda
2. Alfonso and........Alfonso
3. Alfonso and Seth
4. Tambo and Marie
5. Dan and Steve
Highest Non-Word Per Sentence Ratio:
1. Alfonso
2. Nick
3. All the li'l haters (of course)
Threadkiller
1. Dan
2. Rusty
Best One-Liner Deliverer:
1. Dave
2. Tom
3. Bunny
4. Charissa
5. Tambo
6. Steve
Most Unpredictable:
1. Bunny
2. Steve
3. KD
Most Likely to Have an Independent Film Made About His/Her Life:
1. Alfonso
2. Bunny
Most Likely To Cleanse Her Community By Setting It Afire:
1. Carlie
Most Prolific Drunk/Stoned Poster:
1. Amanda
2. Dan
Peacemakers
1. Tambo
2. KD
3. Bunny
Peacemaker, Who Eventually Grows Annoyed And Tells EVeryone Involved To Go To Hell:
1. KD
2. Bunny
Most Likely to have a Lifetime Movie Made About Their Lives:
1. Marie
2. Bunny
3. Charissa
Most Likely To Take A Lot Of People Out With Them When They Go:
1. Nick
2. Charissa
3. Carlie (naturally)
4. Rusty (I hope)
Most Likely to Incorporate the Phrase "Ass Rape Yourlsef With A Chainsaw" Into Any Given Conversation:
1. NIck
Hhahahahahhaaaa! Damn, Rusty, that is hilarious. That last one is my fav!
Here are some, but I'll look more, later:
Nick: I think my mood swings can be directly contributed to the mass of the Barakalypse avatars all over the place, no matter where I go. There like cockroaches. Fuck man turn on the lights.
Marie to Nick: do you, by any chance ever have a thought that doesn't end with sex?
Nick: You would have to talk to me right after ejaculation...
Montambo: Marie, I notice you haven't been to the polls, lately.
Marie: I'm flattered you noticed, Sarah. I noticed that you haven't been to church, lately.
Montambo: Without cigarettes, what will I do to look cool?
Amanda: Tattoos
Dave: Carry around a switchblade.
Rusty: You could pack around a big ghettoblaster all the time, and jam to your favorite Benny Prince tunes.
KD: Eat more string cheese.
Bunny: Hats
Tom: Cigarettes are disgusting. Replace them with chewing tobacco or cigars.
Dan: 3rd base is bukkake right? Because first base is just missionary for me.
Nick: Huh? Really? I was just going to explain the inverted skeletal thruster position and why it is the preferred method of spicing up the bedroom/laundry room/ movie theater whatever. But if you insist on being one dimensional then fine, I will no attempt to culture you.
Bunny: Alfonso laugh.
Nick: I think my mood swings can be directly contributed to the mass of the Barakalypse avatars all over the place, no matter where I go. There like cockroaches. Fuck man turn on the lights.
Marie to Nick: do you, by any chance ever have a thought that doesn't end with sex?
Nick: You would have to talk to me right after ejaculation...
Montambo: Marie, I notice you haven't been to the polls, lately.
Marie: I'm flattered you noticed, Sarah. I noticed that you haven't been to church, lately.
Montambo: Without cigarettes, what will I do to look cool?
Amanda: Tattoos
Dave: Carry around a switchblade.
Rusty: You could pack around a big ghettoblaster all the time, and jam to your favorite Benny Prince tunes.
KD: Eat more string cheese.
Bunny: Hats
Tom: Cigarettes are disgusting. Replace them with chewing tobacco or cigars.
Dan: 3rd base is bukkake right? Because first base is just missionary for me.
Nick: Huh? Really? I was just going to explain the inverted skeletal thruster position and why it is the preferred method of spicing up the bedroom/laundry room/ movie theater whatever. But if you insist on being one dimensional then fine, I will no attempt to culture you.
Bunny: Alfonso laugh.
This is the one where I realized that when I grow up I wanna be Seth!
Charissa: I hate that I feel like I can't come in here and really open up the floodgates of hatred, lest I offend so many people that no one will speak to me any longer. The true depth of my hatred, when I allow myself to follow that rabbit down it's dark, jaded, cynical hole is so putrid that the stench of it would drive every sensible person far, far away... as they shove me onto an ice floe to be eaten off by polar bears.
I hate that I am plagued by the pathetic need to be liked by other humans. Even humans for whom I have very little, if any respect at all. I blame my grandmother, who never said anything offensive to anyone ever. It is the curse of white women everywhere. We're like an entire nation of mealy-mouthed, pandering, simpering Melanies from Gone With the Wind. Even Scarlett, in the end, was painted the cold, heartless trollop who lost everything she truly loved. When will we all stop holding up this vision of the Virgin Mary to ourselves as the ultimate role model?
I am a hollow shell of a hater. I am not even a lover. I'm just a coward, quaking in the shadow of politeness. Kill me now. I'm not worthy of this club. I'm not worthy of the text I type.
I am... mediocrity itself.
Seth: I had to cut back too. Anything more than light, frivolous hatred seems to unsettle the crowds. I'm a misanthrope, what can I say. The world sucks, and not just when "my shoelace breaks" or "someone pushes past me". No...I hate the two-gender system, the universal insensitivity of the human species, the hypocrisy of existence, the real impossibility of fulfilling any dreams or any happiness and just having to make do and die.
Oh I dropped some spaghetti on my pants. Don't you hate when that happens? I hate when that happens. There's nothing worse than dropping spaghetti on my pants.
I can tell you this, though, Charissa: not caring whether you are liked by anyone (and yet still existing as basically a friendly and socially viable entity without harming anyone), is a state of bliss. "Oh you just live in your books and avoid dealing with--"Oh get the hell out of my face with that crap. Go pick up dog turds, cheat on your spouse and loaf at the pub night after night with another worthless lottery ticket and let me get back to my book.
Charissa: :::sigh::: yes, I can imagine so. Luckily, at this point in my life, some of the more virulent portions of the need to be liked have fallen away. It's mostly just an annoying, cloying, tiny voice in the back of my head, rather than filling the entire cranial cavity with it's booming neurosis. I get more done now, that's for sure.
Seth: We are programmed, biologically, to behave certain ways, and want certain things.
Breaking the programming is fun. I can't do the fifty jerks necessary to meet the one that was worth it. And you women have it worse; you actually have to go out there and shake a decent male out of the Bozo tree. I occasionally do meet a woman who reminds me, vaguely, of a ray of hope. But, my god, the cavemen you ladies have to sift through, with the spitting and the farting and the snarling and the bragging and the bossing and the grunting...your nerve endings must really need outside stimulus every now and then, to wade through all that.
Don't you hate papercuts? I do. I hate papercuts. It's the little things that provoke.
When do you suppose you'll be "grown up?" Just curious because I've been wondering, myself.
Seth's post makes me feel a little melancholy, but that's okay. I appreciate the honesty.
Hey, I made a greatest hits thread before, when we were trying to lure Seth back into THC. Where is that?
Seth's post makes me feel a little melancholy, but that's okay. I appreciate the honesty.
Hey, I made a greatest hits thread before, when we were trying to lure Seth back into THC. Where is that?
SETH: Alfonso, stop quoting me and get a life.
Seth by now you should know that any attempts to make me get a life are futile…. I’m doomed!
From Alfonso:
Ermm ok let me address that point then… wait look at your window ‘tambito 2 snails are doing it!!!!
*runs away from hypothetical situations that he don’t want to find himself into!
Ermm ok let me address that point then… wait look at your window ‘tambito 2 snails are doing it!!!!
*runs away from hypothetical situations that he don’t want to find himself into!
I have a statue of a snail (sans partner) on my bed table.
Bunny: Sorry Alfonso, this was a few years back. Much like the fainting goats, or the south, Bunny will rise again! So stop eyeing my fantasy collection, dude!
Here's the greatest hit thread : http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/3...
I'm going to go bake delicious stuff.
I'm going to go bake delicious stuff.
Servius Sextus Heiner : snails and the wee places... nice!
Fuck it I think you should let us pick what song you be singing!!!
Stop being a party pooper!!!! I’m looking at my library right now to pic one… and I think everyone else should do the same!
Dude I’m still checking is a big library@!!!! Here this is my first choice:C:\Users\Alfonso\Desktop\guahah\musica\BEATLES\Anthology, Vol. 1\[2:] - 05 - I Want to Hold Your Hand (Live on The Morecambe and Wise Show) [Mono:].mp3
C:\Users\Alfonso\Desktop\guahah\musica\BEATLES\Love Songs\23 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away.mp3 ???
p.s. my favorite one is help =)
P.S.2 and ‘tambo loves nowhere man@!!!
Big girl panties are $7.99 at Wal-Mart, and come in a variety of colors and designs. Just don't get the ones that say "Juicy" - that's tacky. -Rusty
Dude I’m 26 I don’t have a sophisticated music taste like y’all!!! Give me time… 2 new albums a week =)
One thing tho… can you give me info about your voice… I mean I don’t wanna pick a song that you can’t sing… how good are you singing blues?
Alfonso, real quick, can you partly substitute margarine for butter if you're making toffee?! I know the answer is no, but don't tell me that!!!!!!!!!
yes you can... i dont see a problem with that!
Carry on. BTW, I never want to hear Nowhere Man, again.
Now I'm singing Nowhere Man! Aargh.
Seth what about one of my favorite zeppelin dazed and confused?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Hey... why does Bunny get an indie film and I get a crappy Lifetime movie???And gods yes lets hope I get to take some of you with me when I go. I don't want to be the only one in hell poking badgers with spoons for all eternity.
Wow... I had forgotten all about that moment of true love between me and Seth. Real misanthropes unite!!! Until they become too annoyed with one another and one of them gets smothered in their sleep.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Hey... why does Bunny get an indie film and I get a crappy Lifetime movie???"Sorry Char, I can't really tell you. These awards can get very arbitrary/political. But it might have something to do with the fact that Bunny gives off that main-character-from-Tommyknockers vibe, which is very "in" with the judges right now. Although I can't really speak authoritatively about that book, because I only managed to read 50 pages before I had to take it back to the library.
Seth, how about "You'll Dance to Anything" by The Dead Milkmen?. Or was it The Dead Kennedys? Mah.
Nick: "I am with Amanda on this one..."(edited ever so slightly--hence the elipsis)
Seth, I think you should bust out the Sir Mix-a-Lot
I think Seth should choose his own song. Or sing some Bel Biv Devoe.
The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y y'all.I need a body bag.
I loved Bunny and Alfonso and Dave in this one:
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2...
When Alfonso wrote that part about comfort breakfast, I laughed harder than any other time on THC.
http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2...
When Alfonso wrote that part about comfort breakfast, I laughed harder than any other time on THC.
Dave in KD's I hate YOU thread:
He obviously hates the second person personal pronoun. I do too. It can be both plural and singular. What's with that? Choose a number and stick with it.
He obviously hates the second person personal pronoun. I do too. It can be both plural and singular. What's with that? Choose a number and stick with it.
Well Bunny, here’s what I remember about the book. The first character introduced was a woman writer who lived in the boondocks of New England with her dog, and was a big fan of nature and whatnot. And she liked to go for walks in the forest. Aaaaannndd.......she was fond of pictures of hippos in aprons. That part you had to infer from the subtext. And that’s about all I remember.
:::::wrestles Bunny to the ground and sticks her in a Lifetime movie anyway:::::
::::goes off to smoke crack with the cool indie kids like Jennifer Tilly and Juliette Lewis::::::::::is found three weeks later dead and bloated in an alley in LA::::::
:::::they make a Lifetime movie about her anyway::::::::
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1. I like to laugh in real life. Well, maybe like's too strong a word, I don't MIND laughing. – Carlie
2. Also I have nothing against Dave in reality. Just his tendency to be a gigantic vagina.
----------LATER----------
I guess I really don't get it… If I say "Dave you are a vagina" I don't see that as being sexist because well… he is. – Nick
3. Thanks for SEXUALLY harassing me instead of just harassing me. It feels like home again. - Tambo
So what are some of your favorites?