This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate inspirational internet forwards...
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Mine come from my dad.Fw: just a great story!
Fw: So True!
Fwd: Talk you way out of a ticket
Fw: Too good not to share!!!!!!
Fw: You have to read this (DO NOT DELETE)
That last one i haven't read, but i haven't deleted either.
The most recent? Fwd: a new scam. Strangly enough, "These attachments have not been checked for viruses. MSN has blocked the following unsafe files..."
My mother loves to send me email missives about the dangers of plastic, imminent death by global warming, mysterious new vitamins that we should all be taking lest we drop dead any second now, and information about exactly how much time I should spend in the sun each day to get enough Vitamin D, but not skin cancer. :::heddesk:::
...and carrots soaked in bleach!
I hate the "Inspirational" e-mail that read:Are you shy about your size
Male enhancements
make your wife happy...
exactly!!!I love it when I get emails that ask me if my penis is too small. I always think... uhm... I'd be scared if it wasn't.
Marie, I will continue to do so.
I used to think my wife was messing with me... you know putting me on a mailing list or something. She has a very dark sense of humor... like playing right said Fred every time I am doing yard work with no shirt.But then I found out that EVERYONE get them. now I just feel cheap and annoyed.
::Rusty pauses as he enters the room, hears Charissa's comment, and slowly backs out the door::
now I just feel cheap and annoyedThere's a joke in there somewhere. Help me out, folks, would ya?
Amanda, like an ugly ho being teased by a hot dude on a limo…
something tells me there are three diffrent conversations going on here... would everyone just get in step!
Marie, I think I saw that video--Josh showed me. Is it a Christian band's video with lots of font flashing across the screen?
Nick, where is the damn "Marie/Montambo private converstaion" thread?
I believe this is MY thread, Rusty.
I had forgotten all about it actually... but now I think one is in order.
Besides, did you guys know that Marie is clear down in f***ing ROOM 8 this year?!!!
Uhoh, Rusty I think they are doing that simultaneous bleeding thing... back away slowly...
I'm sorry to intrude, Tambo. It won't happen again.
You never work, anymore.
Rusty, you're welcome in all of my threads.
Rusty, you're welcome in all of my threads.
Rusty... I don't actually have a penis. Don't be frightened. Unless you consider the clitoris to be a very very small penis. Which, some do. But not me. If I were going to have a penis I would have removed it from someone who annoyed me, and I'd be keeping it in a jar, like a battle trophy.
Don't scientists say the the penis is actually and enlarged clit? Like, when embryos are developing the penis and the clit are actually the same cells, but the x or the y determines whether the cells become a clit or a penis.
yes men are mutated women. We are the next evolutionary step. Nah Nah!
men are mutated thank goodness one of you can admit itWe are the next evolutionary step
You mean regression. It's hard to find the right words when you're a mutant.
yes, but watch out for the fall afterward. ; )
back to the Sarah/Marie thread:you've forgotten the issue of Nicole forwarded messages. Have you been fortunate enough to see today's?
Lest you feel left out Rusty. Here it is in all it's glory:
....dang it! I deleted it.
sorry, Rusty you're out of luck.
trust me, it was a real charmer.
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Fwd: I love you!
Fwd: The Meaning of Christmas
Fwd: The proper "Hugging" of a baby
Fwd: This one is too funny!
Fwd: PLEASE READ. Important!