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Epic paradox on Pinocchio: "My nose will grow now!" If he says it will grow and it doesn't, he's lying. But it grows when he lies, so he would be telling the t..."
LOL!! :D

~ Meri (Short-Straw Bride by Karen Witemeyer)

This isn't a quote, but the title of a book on my required reading list that I find very funny and wanted to share with all of you.
"The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down."
Watched Robin Hood today- the old, animated version-
"Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law."
"Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law."
-"Mother, Father, I want to build a University, with the largest library on the continent, where anyone can study, no matter their station!"
-"All right... Who are you... and what have you done with my son?"
-"Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball!"
-"All right... Who are you... and what have you done with my son?"
-"Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball!"

-"All right... Who are you... and what have you done wit..."
LOL!! :D
Now I wanna go watch it... :)

- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!
Aerykah wrote: "- What's it to be, Father, hot oil or the rack?
- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!"
LOL Nice one! :)
"Good. Agreed. I don't want it."
- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!"
LOL Nice one! :)
"Good. Agreed. I don't want it."
"Then let's say God puts two people on Earth and they are lucky enough to find one another. But one of them gets hit by lightning. Well then what? Is that it? Or, perchance, you meet someone new and marry all over again. Is that the lady you're supposed to be with or was it the first? And if so, when the two of them were walking side by side were they both the one for you and you just happened to meet the first one first or, was the second one supposed to be first? And is everything just chance or are some things meant to be?"

- That's what I am, Half-wit!
- Yeah, but today you look it!
- Boy or girl, I can still whip you!
-It is not fair, sire. You have found my weakness, but I have yet to learn yours.
-But I should think it was quite obvious.
-But I should think it was quite obvious.

I love that part!! :D
Aerykah wrote: "- What's it to be, Father, hot oil or the rack?
- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!"
LOVE THIS!!!
- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!"
LOVE THIS!!!

- I shall simply deny you the crown and... live... forever!"
LOVE THIS!!!"
LOL! IKR?! :D
I haven't seen this in too long....
"HAVE FUN STORMIN' THE CASTLE!" I say this all the time. ;)
"Chocolate coating makes it go down easier."
"LIAR!"
"I've....forgotten..my line." xD
"HAVE FUN STORMIN' THE CASTLE!" I say this all the time. ;)
"Chocolate coating makes it go down easier."
"LIAR!"
"I've....forgotten..my line." xD
"I-I've come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is, and always will be, yours."

Awww! :)
Sense and Sensibility (1995) lol :D

Awww! :)"
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :')

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :')
"You do not have a soul. You have a body. You are a soul."
- C.S. Lewis
"If you see a black cat crossing the road, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
- Groucho Marx
"'You love me: real or not real?' 'Real.'"
- Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss
"So many books, so little time."
- Frank Zappa
"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."
- W. Somerset Maugham
...and so many others that I liked on Goodreads!http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/list/...
- C.S. Lewis
"If you see a black cat crossing the road, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
- Groucho Marx
"'You love me: real or not real?' 'Real.'"
- Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss
"So many books, so little time."
- Frank Zappa
"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."
- W. Somerset Maugham
...and so many others that I liked on Goodreads!http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/list/...

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
"Humperdink Humperdink HUMPERDINK"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"
"Humperdink Humperdink"
"La la la la"

"He's only MOSTLY dead. There is a difference."
- Why can't I move?
- You've been mostly dead all day.
Katie wrote: "Catalina wrote: ""You do not have a soul. You have a body. You are a soul."
- C.S. Lewis
"If you see a black cat crossing the road, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
- Groucho Marx..."
They were extremely painful! I just couldn't imagine Peeta as this insane person! Suzanne Collins didn't give enough of a description for me to imagine an insane Peeta! And I hardly had time to feel sorry for Finnick! It was just bite and then dead. No ceremony, no slow down, no nothing!
Arghhh.
Peeta did have to go insane though because before he seemed too perfect. It was a nice plot twist, but I'm still angry!
- C.S. Lewis
"If you see a black cat crossing the road, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
- Groucho Marx..."
They were extremely painful! I just couldn't imagine Peeta as this insane person! Suzanne Collins didn't give enough of a description for me to imagine an insane Peeta! And I hardly had time to feel sorry for Finnick! It was just bite and then dead. No ceremony, no slow down, no nothing!
Arghhh.
Peeta did have to go insane though because before he seemed too perfect. It was a nice plot twist, but I'm still angry!


— Lindy Edwards (“My So Called Love Life” by Allie Pleiter)

I asked you if I was fat, you said yes.
I asked you if you liked me, you said no.
I asked you that if I died would you cry, you said no.
I started walking away, I had heard enough.
You grabbed me by the arm and said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. The only thing fat about you is your heart. I don't like you, I love you. And if you died I would not cry, I would die too."

I would be the same! Hahaha I would be too confused/upset haha he would have to finish it with a takes-your-breath-away kiss as well...
But a letter I would love! Treasure it forever...
(here comes my romantic side... ;) )
But a letter I would love! Treasure it forever...
(here comes my romantic side... ;) )
Haha I would love a letter, or a sign as you say, to remember and keep but then also, at some point, something very romantic said to me :)
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Epic paradox on Pinocchio: "My nose will grow now!" If he says it will grow and it doesn't, he's lying. But it grows when he lies, so he would be telling the truth. But his nose still grew while he told the truth.
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