Why am I going to hell?

[[deleted user]]

Because I laughed and even had joy looking at these photos of babies scared out of their minds. What has happened to me?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/feature...

[[deleted user]]

Okay, well this one made me bust out laughing and that's just wrong:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/feature...

[Charissa]

reminds me of when one of my friends hired a clown for her daughter's birthday and one of the little girls spent the entire party crying and screaming from the kitchen because she was terrified of clowns. I couldn't help laughing. I totally had to go out on the back porch until the clown left, just so I wouldn't be laughing in the face of a crying child.

totally going to hell.

[Rusty]

I'm pretty sure that the fears of the kid in #8 are well-founded. That Santa is definitely calling up a mental image of his oven to see if the kid will fit.

[David]

Santa #8 looks like he works in a coal mine and lures kids into underground rail cars.

[[deleted user]]

Look at the Santa's face on this one!

[Matt]

I think the kid could use a cigarette too...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Oh, these are priceless, Sarah! This poor Santa has just HAD it!

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[Charissa]

these are so disturbing to me. I mean... i always thought santas in malls were kind of creepy anyway.

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

[Lori]

Gaaaaah! God that's the funnest time I've had in quite a while! hahahhaaaaaaaaa

[The Crimson Fucker]

Guahahhahah I love this pictures!

[Nikki]

I'm going to hell even faster. I laughed at MY OWN kid last year when he started crying on Santa's lap. And I'll do it again this year if he cries again. Because it is pretty funny. Although he probably won't cry this year, because he's all in to the idea of asking Santa for a ride on the Polar Express.

[Amanda]

Hee hee hee! Thanks for showing us the fine line between motherhood and pure evil, Marie...

[Reads with Scotch]

Marie is only a good mother when it is "others" doing something stupid, like lets say, giving your child a Santa complex, or a puppy complex, or a:
"mom can date her? does she meet your standards?"

"NO!"
"No, oh ok... do I have to discipline her too or can she just go home?"
"discipline my boy, discipline."
"Lucy, lets go down to the basement, I have something to show you."

[Malbadeen]

Nick, I'm cracking up at your comment, mostly because I am so utterly confused by it. I have no idea what the 2nd part is supposed to mean (and I'm not 100% clear on the mom/dating thing) but still, I'm laughing pretty heartily right now (while ignoring my kids tear apart the playroom while they digest the pizza I had delivered because I'm too lazy to cook tonight...is that what you mean?)

[[deleted user]]

I knew Marie would hate the scary Santa pictures.

[Reads with Scotch]

it puts the lotion on its skin