Jim Chaseley (please veer wildly off topic, then bring it back around once in a blue moon so I remember who I am and what I'm doing)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Thank you dear.

[Kath]

How do you know he's dear?
He might be cheap.

[Jim]

I go for numerous fees. Depends on how each individual auction goes.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Get back to the dungeon!

[Jim]

Ok, ok! I'm going!

How did you manage to wangle "permanent dungeon residency" into my last auction sale contract agreement?

You got me cheap and for ever. Damn you.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Ooohh I'm going to enjoy this...

[Jim]

....and I'm not. Hence your enjoyment.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I'll have the rack ready for you in a minute. Just hold this for me.

[Jim]

NICE RA- Oh, I've done that one already.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I better not put you in the iron maiden then....

[Jim]

Not unless you're after a novelty colander.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

guess its back to the branding irons then. They're nice and hot now.

[Jim]

Whimper.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well its quicker than tattooing...

[Jim]

Oh okay then... ** bares cheeks **

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

SIZZLE!!!

Ah that looks great. Here have some custard.

[Jim]

Is it to eat, or do I wait for it to cool and use it as a salve?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

have you not heard about the 'interesting' properties of custard when used in 'wrestling'

[Jim]

I've heard and seen many things, but no...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Maybe thats too advanced for you then. Ok, just use it as salve. And have some for your supper if you want.

[Emma]

Hmmmmm! Very disturbing *walks away hoping no-one noticed I was there*

[Jim]

Thought I was about to get a demonstration of the custard wrestling.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I saw you Emma! Is this worse than squid porn?

[Emma]

*looking innocent* oh hi GL didn't see you there! And Jim, that is a little more than I wanted to see of you -what on earth are you doin with that custard?
Squid porn = stuff of GR legend now!

[Jim]

You should all print and wear "I watch squid porn" t-shirts.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Only if you will as well.

Off to bed now - sweet dreams....

[Jim]

G'night!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Up to 34% in the book and still enjoying it :)

[Jud]

Flip me, you've all been busy in here.

Hows that branding feeling this morning Jim?

[Kath]

Hi, just popping in to report my 63%. :)

[Jim]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Flip me, you've all been busy in here.

Hows that branding feeling this morning Jim?"

I'm so branded I feel like a Formula One driver. Just somewhat less rich and champagne-drenched.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But still surrounded by gorgeous women!

[Lorraine]

Gingerlily (Dungeon Mistress) wrote: "But still surrounded by gorgeous women!"

Lol ! Mind you we women have not been treated unfairly, have we Gingerlily ?

[Jim]

Gingerlily (Dungeon Mistress) wrote: "But still surrounded by gorgeous women!"

I'm always surrounded by gorgeous women. Because all women are gorgeous.

End suck up mode.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

No, we seem to have ample supplies of gorgeous men here...

[Jim]

Cool. I'm here to redress that balance.

Anyway, glad to hear a couple more people are plowing through my book at a good rate. I started a sequel last night. Managed three words and then went into time-wasting procrastination mode.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But I'm sure they were 3 wonderful, amazing words that will stun all readers.

And all men are gorgeous on here, whatever they look like in real life.

[Jim]

The power of the internet! :)

So, I need to find another couple of good groups like this one to (lightly) spam my book around. Any suggestions?

[Jim]

(I've had some good advice from Ignite, but I want to invade the rest of goodreads too. It's a wonderful site)

[Lorraine]

Jim wrote: "The power of the internet! :)

So, I need to find another couple of good groups like this one to (lightly) spam my book around. Any suggestions?"

Try kuforum they like indie writers there too :)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I can't really help you there, as I'm not in any other groups. Have a look at the agony aunt section here, I think similar questions have been asked before, and if not you can put up a post there.

[Jim]

Lorraine ♥ wrote: "Jim wrote: "The power of the internet! :)

So, I need to find another couple of good groups like this one to (lightly) spam my book around. Any suggestions?"

Try kuforum they like indie writers th..."

Thanks, I'll take a look.

[Lorraine]

Okies, see you there !

[Jud]

Quick lock him in the dungeon GL so he can't get out. It's about time he learnt that we don't share.

[Jim]

I'll just leave a spam bot behind, posting nonsense. You'll never realise I left (or that I was a spam bot all along).

[Lorraine]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Quick lock him in the dungeon GL so he can't get out. It's about time he learnt that we don't share."

Hell come back Jud, he's got the GR bug already !

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jim wrote: "I'll just leave a spam bot behind, posting nonsense. You'll never realise I left (or that I was a spam bot all along)."

Well I didn't tell you about the virus I installed while I was branding you. You will be back.

[Jim]

I don't intend to leave. You snazzy frogs are far too much fun.

I do need to get out there and pimp my book around though. As lovely and snuggly and cwtchy as it is in here.

[Jim]

And I mean frogs as in the frog marching, in case anyone forgets (from my first post in this thread).

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

If you don't come back you'll croak ;)