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I hate when I realize what nerd I am

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message 1: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Nov 16, 2008 11:04PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments So I was talking with this chick about some of the stuff that I like right… and all the sudden I find myself talking about my 100 faces dices, my Travian army and my kick ass ranking, my magic cards and my tournament experience, my fantasy books, and fucking Hellsing ovas!!! That’s when it hit me! I’m a fucking mega nerd!!! ohh dear god it’s almost 2 in the morning and I’m waiting for my troops to come back from my latest raid so I can use the resources that I stole to build another village and working on the logistic on how to produce more resources to sustain their freaking cereal consumptions!!! Cuz after my latest war campaign I end up wiping my whole sector of enemies and now I don’t have people to assault in short distances… OMG my life is so sad!!! Thank god I didn’t told her about the hundreds of hours of my life that I wasted in FFXI….


p.s. if you a chick and you over 18 and you find any of this stuff interesting… would you marry me?



message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Thank god you didn't tell her what?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments you dont wanna know....


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

I don't know what FFXI is.

Alfonso, there is more to you than your Silmarillion Mega-Nerdness. But I remember when you said that you wouldn't date a girl who listened to ABBA, so if you're going to be picky, karma'll probably make sure you get the same treatment! :)


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I really love it when you call me a Silmarillion mega nerd… cuz I am! Oh god I am!


p.s. ffxi stands for Final Fantasy XI... is an online game that will suck the life out of you so fast that you will feel exactly what President Clinton felt when he was getting his pizza delivered by Monica Lewinsky….



message 6: by Lori (last edited Nov 17, 2008 01:48AM) (new)

Lori Is your travian army part of this ffxi? Or is this part of some Silmarion geek squad game?

My son is addicted to Star Wars Galaxy. Gah.


message 7: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Alfonso, you just have to introduce women to your nerdness gradually. Woment expect some nerdy qualities from a guy, but my opening line to my wife wasn't about my comic book collection.


message 8: by Tracy (new)

Tracy i wouldn't worry about it too much alfonso. better to scare the girls away with your nerdiness than end up dating a soul crushing nerd hater (been there, done that, not fun at all. plus, it leads to ultra mega nerdiness upon breaking up with said nerd hater, such as watching every single episode of x-files back to back, just to make up for lost time).

plus, i'm pretty sure the nerdiness is what attracted me to my boyfriend in the first place. i mean, my first impression of him was his extensive collections of NIN tshirts, spawn/mcfarlane figures and ghost in the shell everything in all mediums. i think our first date might have been either the first x-men movie or star wars: episode I (you know, before we knew the new ones all suck).



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude I didn’t just met this girl… that’s not the point the point is that now I’m begging to realize how people see me is not that I care much… but you know I aint that creepy!


Reads with Scotch Everyone is a nerd in their own right. It is all about finding your compatible nerd. This can be tough. You know how Vista, well windows in general, suck and are buggy because of all the third party programmers. well nerds are the same way, you just need to find an uber nerd with the same spec's. This is a lot easier then one would think. what makes it seem difficult is that they are usually hidden in plane sight. Go hang out by the fire exit, I am sure if you look hard enough and hang out in your natural habitat you will find your nerd.


Reads with Scotch yes yes, like my wife says: "Just use your words dear..."


Reads with Scotch heh! I would need a lot of t-shirts. My layers of nerdom are like an onion. Many layers of geek.


Reads with Scotch I think you are in the wrong profession, Donna! You have a calling.



there is this company in Tenn. that you upload t-shit art to they silk screen print and ship, I believe they will even store stock (for a price) When I was in the Marines I helped put Ann through college by selling t-shirts. I simple Internet search should reveal many online based companies. It is a great way to earn extra cash, particularly if you are witty,



Reads with Scotch well marines (even Sgt.don't make much)are not the top of the economic scale. Being American is about seeing what you want and then figuring out how to get there.

Being a good husband means getting your wife what she needs. Being a great husband is getting your wife what she wants.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Damn some of those t-shirts do sound interesting…. What you got for me Bunny? I’m a war geek and a strategy game freak… can you do something to help me get a girl who is into healing (like a white mage in a ffxi party) cuz healing is the only job I hate doing!???


Reads with Scotch I was fine until you said old... now I feel tiered and will probably file for divorce when I get home.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Wait a second… I don’t wanna sound cuddly!!! Chicks don’t dig that!!!! can we switch to something more manly?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I see, I see!!! You do make a point and that way I don’t look weird when I arrange the cookies in a phalanx formation before I bake em!!!!


message 19: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments You've gotta work with what you've got, Bunny. And he's not giving you much to work with.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

It's all about perspective, Fonzie. You are nowhere near nerd compared to some:




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Guahahaha, fuck you rusty!!! What can be better than war and baking!!! I also put the plan on action I updated my profile!!! (check it out bunny tell me what you think) and tambo… is that an old school game boy on his pocket??? Damn that’s hot!


message 22: by Jackie "the Librarian" (last edited Nov 17, 2008 01:24PM) (new)

Jackie "the Librarian" I love your profile, Alfonso. It made me laugh, and girls love to laugh. The trick is getting them to laugh WITH you, not AT you.

BunWat is right, it's all about the balance.


message 23: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Nerds!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Fuck I will never underestimate the power of cookies never again on my life!!! I can say things like that and then add the fact that I like baking and people think I’m funny! Guaha! Guahaha! GUAHAHAHAH


message 25: by Joana (new)

Joana dude, why in the world would you understimate the power of cookies?????, someone serves them for free in the dark side!, that must be something... :p


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Violetica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mi amor!!! What’s good? What you been up to? Haven’t talk with you in a while… how the hell you pass the drug test to get a job in BC???


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