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1. Three items on your bucket list.go on a Mediterranean Cruise, get married, finish my degree.
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
Margaret Atwood, Barbara Kingsolver, Ummm...
3. Three of your nicknames.
Teenie, Tina Lee, Little Roo
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
cell phone, keys, vagina
5. Three simple pleasures.
smoking, sitting by a fire, eating dessert
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
You are a firecrotch (with a name like Rusty, you have to be), you know how to shake your moneymaker, you promised Coke would flow in the water fountains in the senior hall.
Everything you said in 6 is true, but now I realize the wording is confusing. I mean reasons to vote for whomever is responding.
1. Bucket listLearn to play an instrument (this is complicated by the fact that I am morbidly tone deaf), travel to Scotland, write a book
2. Authors
James Clavell, Scott Sigler, Louis L'Amour
3. Nicknames
Juggernaut, Picapiedras (Fred Flinstone), Troll (this one is actually not in reference to my size or stature - it refers to those stupid troll dolls with the stupid hair; my hair grows quickly and with little regard to gravity or aesthetics. Which is one of the reasons I prefer to buzz it.)
4. Items
I-touch, knife, flash light
5. Simple pleasures
Autumn day below 65 degrees, Virgil's root beer, basic carpentry
6. Reasons to vote. Kristina answered for me, so I'll answer for her:
1. She is not now, nor has she ever been a witch. 2. She is not one who proposes to fix the economy by simply deporting all the illegals - she plans to deport many, many others besides. 3. She promises to flash the crowd every time the debates get slow.
1. Three items on your bucket list.shoot a machine gun, drink my own urine (for survival purposes, you sick bastards), fly a helicopter
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
o'brian, abercrombie, the good lord
3. Three of your nicknames.
Tola, corn goodness, DF
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
pocket knife, usb key, metro card
5. Three simple pleasures.
chocolate, steak, one handed hand shake (it's a little poem!)
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
see above
1. Three items on your bucket list.Skydiving! Naked!!
Fire an entire clip of a 50 cal standing up.
Ride a horse!
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
Tolkien.
J. Carroll
S. Erickson
3. Three of your nicknames.
Ha! I can go on for ever in this one!
Pilo
Feanor
Blackspider
Blackspid
Blacky
Cinica (yes! Female!!! It’s a long story…)
Takonator
IBM (Inmensa Bola de Mierda)
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
Something red.
The phone.
A lighter.
5. Three simple pleasures.
Cooking
Eating
walking
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
ha! I was going to make an “if I was president” thread! But I was lazy and went for a nap instead!
Mandatory molestation to be carried out by me! I will personally molest all the most wanted terrorist we catch! And I’ll put it on video god damn it!
Complete and absolute separation from church and state! Fuck it! you can govern if you take your advice from god!
Putting the death penalty in express line! If you killed somebody and 3 people saw you doing it… we killing you back the next day!
The creation of a “that’s fucking retarded” legal law team! Any laws that fall into that category will be repelled! No arguing no phillibustering (or whatever it’s called) if it’s retarded it goes bye bye!
This one is for the masses! According to the polls we want legal weed! And I’m legalizing that shit!
The creation of a “that makes some fucking sense” legal law team! Is like the “that’s fucking retarded” one… but backwards! If it makes fucking sense it goes into action pronto!
The show cops will have to make a special CEO edition! In which we take the police and cameras into the arrest of corrupted CEOs… fuck em! They deserve some public humiliation too!
♥♥♥"We killing you back the next day!"♥♥♥
1. Three items on your bucket list.--own a house with a screened porch
--go to South Africa
--learn to sew
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
there really is no such thing. If you write a bunch of books at least one of them will be bad.
--Tom Robbins
--Carl Hiassen
--Robert B. Parker
3. Three of your nicknames.
--Smetchie
--Hotchie
--Grumpchen
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
--lip gloss
--cell phone
--depressingly tiny tits
5. Three simple pleasures.
--staring the ocean (or a creek, or a running faucet if that's the best I can do)
--smoking*
--reading
*deceased
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
THE THREE R's
--I'm reasonable
--I'm reliable
--I'm a motherfucking riot
I want to go to somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere and everyone says Australia. Also I have a good friend from there so I could hang with a local. I want to go on safari (but I will REMAIN IN THE JEEP for sure)
1. Three items on your bucket list.Go to Wales (have family there), have a book published, learn to play guitar (have always wanted to learn)
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
Maya Banks
Lorelei James
Lisa Kleypas
3. Three of your nicknames.
Lego my Mego, Little Duff Beer, Maggie May
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
cell phone, chapstick, keys
5. Three simple pleasures.
playing piano, reading, drinking/smoking (best when done together)
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
I'm not a bad driver, I hate everyone equally, and my birthday is Tuesday, it can be my present from the haters
1. Three items on your bucket list.A) Build my wife an indoor water fall cascading from our second floor to the first floor. (I plan on doing this one as late in life as possible as I don't intend to live long listening to water trickle... I'd always have to pee.)
B) Buy a private luxury submarine from US Submarines, and retire to it never to be seen from again.
C)Open up a micro brewery and put Budweiser, Coors, and any other crappy domestic beer brewer out of business.
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
A) Peter F Hamilton
B) Patrick Rothfuss
C) Vernor Vinge
3. Three of your nicknames.
A)Lurch
B)Sgt. KaPow
C) Asshole
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
A) Tools, Yeah I'm the guy that pulls up next to you when you're broken down and fixes your car... unless you need lots of parts, or are of the hippie variety.If its just parts you'll get a ride, but I'll watch you suspiciously with shifty eyes the whole drive.
B)Coffee, I don't recall a time in the last 7 weeks where I didn't have coffee at hand.
C) 5 inch blade complete with blood groove. It would do no good to stab one fucktard just to get gutted yourself because your blade was still stuck in jerk number one, when jerk number two fell upon you
5. Three simple pleasures.
smoking
beer
sex (though this can get complicated... in a simple way)
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.
A) I'd liquidate congress
B) strike any laws they conjured up on accident over the last 20 years or so.
C) Instate national go fuck your spouse day. A day where married people, butt pokers or not, can leave work paid just to go get dirty with their other. I figure we all get fucked, so why not get paid to get fucked by someone you actually like.
I feel strange. Its almost like I would actually vote for you nick. Additionally, wow! You have the same nickname as my dad!!
we're all assholes in our own way?
Megan why do you always carry a chop-stick? Is that for self defense?
I'm disappointed to learn that King Dinosaur (with an umlaut) is a fucking nickname. I want to see that on a birth certificate.
smetchie wrote: "Megan why do you always carry a chop-stick? Is that for self defense?"chapstick/lip balm, whatever you want to call it.
For self defense I'd go for pepper spray and/or a pocket knife. To each their own.
smetchie wrote: "HAHAH. I'm retarded."A chop-stick could come in handy if you had nothing else. You're resourceful.
2. Three authors that never wrote a bad book.
3. Three of your nicknames.
4. Three items that you always carry with you (besides obvious things, like wallet or “lucky quarter”).
5. Three simple pleasures.
6. Three reasons you should vote for me.