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Alfonso is bored as hell and he can sleep!!! So, he analyses he’s favorite’s songs:
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Wait, that song wants to have sex with other songs? I'd like to see it try!
I knew it! I knew doves didn't sound like that!Thank you, Alfonso, for confirming my suspicions. I can sleep well at last.
MOTÖRHEAD , Ace Of SpadesIf you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
Man I hate to disagree with Lemmy here (especially since he scares the shit out of me!!! –If you don’t know why just listen to the lyrics on Serial Killer… and if after that you think you have the balls to stay in a room alone with this crazy mo fo, well, congratulations you have more balls that I do-) but I like to win!!! Fuck it I live to win!!! I don’t care if is all an illusion created by me cuz I don’t like myself and I need to make other inferior to me by winning… I ain’t care!! I wanna win god damn it!! I like it!
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
Still don’t agree with Lemmy!!!
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
You see now we talking Mr. Lemmy… ( I don’t know why I feel like quoting that Blind Guardian that song that I love so much from Imaginations from the Other Side… “Born into ashes to lose all the games with a smiling face” is either that or that or quote The Joker… and ask people why are they so serious…. =P (I know is a bad joke but I couldn’t help myself!!!)
Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades
Dude that’s what I’m talking about! we all may be fools, when we gamble… but it don’t matter if you win when you was thinking that you lost… or after asking that chick that you thought was WAYYYY out of your league to go on a date with you and she said yes… when one get’s the “Ace Of Spades” one gets a taste of happiness =P
Dude, that song kick ass!!!!!!
Listen people not everything in my life is Mayhem, Brujeria, Mago de Oz, Blind Guardian, Tierra Santa, ANIMAL, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Anathema, Black Sabbath…. Y’all get the point!!! Sometimes I want some Sinatra, Prince, Michal Jackson, Madonna(I’m not really proud of this but actually like some of her songs….), the Beatles, freaking Luis Miguel and even some Fernandito Villalona!!! The fuck!! I love metal!! But even a nihilistic bastard like me can use some sappy shit from time to time!!! And you know what!!!? I also like bye bye bye by Insync!!!! So fuck off!
Thinking of you singing along to n'sync is something I can't imagine but it's got to be funny as hell. Will you do an analysis of bye bye bye?
"Bye, Bye, Bye"(Hey, Hey)
Bye, Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye...
Bye, Bye...
Oh, Oh..
I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Ok... I have some problems connecting with this one… and I’m a little ashamed of saying this… but not only did I sing this song… I also tried to do the choreography… my friend Amilcar (the most metal person that I know, dead ass this guy can name every single metal band known to man!!!!) Well long story short we were on my house drunk as hell… and I’m still not sure how we end up watching MTV Latino when the video was playing.. And well don’t ask me how!!! But it happened we end up doing our little version of it!!! I’m not proud of it!! But I can’t said that I didn’t like it… it was fun y’all!! Sometimes when nobody is looking… I still do it!
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
Again still having problems connecting with this one… I’ve only had a girl who tried to play me… and this wasn’t the song that I had in mind for what happened when things went sour… (For those of you who play attention to my posting this was the Ruin and Misery incident)
(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.
I agree with these dudes here… life was a lot better when she was gone!!! My pussy / week ratio incremented exponentially after I dumped the fucking bitch! The chicks around me who heard how bad I had it =P (hey! Don’t be judging me here! Some of them jump on me!!! (Well, ok only one actually jump me) But is not like I raped the other ones!) they Just wanted to “comfort” me… and who was I do deny em of their self rightness… the fuck pussy is pussy!
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
The fuck this song is longer that I remember!!! I think amilcar and I danced to the hole thing!
I'm giving up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye Bye
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough
I think the main reason why a dude my dumb a girl who is cheating on him is not the fact that she is cheating (the dude is most likely to be doing the same shit) is the what would other people think if they heard about me dating this bitch who is cheating on me right on my eyes!!!
Don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you behind
Bye, bye, bye...
Nothing feels better than winning the who dump who contest!!! You know when you doing you macho talk with your friends and you go: hell yeah, I dump that bitch, she thought she was cheating on me, what she didn’t know is that I was doing one of her friends first =P (that was a lie but you know… it was a macho talk of course we was lying)
I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...)
Bye, Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool)
But it ain't no lie
Baby bye, bye, bye...
Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough),
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough).
Might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Bye, bye, bye
So there you have Mr. Greg… I hope you have a good night sleep and dreams about me singing and dancing this song….
Thank you Alfonso. I had no idea there were so many lyrics to that song. I can now peacefully goto sleep. Do you think there is any chance you could film yourself doing the dance and put it up on youtube?
I should add that the cupcakes were awesome, so you've made my evening with the food and the analysis of N'Sync.
Argg!! You know when I got home I realize that I forgot to put a separate one with a little note reading: for Miss. Mooncheese… Argggg!!!!
It's wrong to lump the Beatles and Sinatra in with those others, Fons, very wrong indeed.You might wanna look up a group called Da Vinci's Notebook though...they had a song called something like "Every boy band ballad, ever" that you might enjoy.
Sonata arctica 8th Commandment’
All those lies suit you. They are custom made to drive
you out of reality. Lies are true for you. You know, what
you do is reaching a point of insanity.
Erm… again why I used to love this song??? And why is this crap still on my top 3000 list???? I really need to organize my fucking music library man! What eva sonata artica I don’t know what the fuck y’all trying to say in the fist strophe but it has something to do with being either really fuck up and going a little nuts or something to do with hallucinations induced by magic shrooms….
When you wake from your dream you know what is true?
Ring of bell inside your head is playing with your mind
Fuck I think I’m right!!! I keep telling people that shit will fuck em up but they don’t listen to me!! and that’s what happens you wake up and you fuck up and you have some fuck up memories…!!!
Remember to pray, and what the Bible says and you will
live thru eternity You haven't hear of this?
There is something you missed - That it will cost you so heavily.
See this is till going the same path… haven’t we all been there??? when you wake up and you realize how fuck up you are and you make oaths no to mess with that shit again… and then for no damn reason find yourself again playing with the same shit that you said you wasn’t going to play again with…
You must sleep in the stinking bed that you've made
When you're down where you belong hear what they say, yeah.
Wait… fuck you Sonata Arctica my bed is always clean!!!! Well except those days when I’m feeling lazy and a “fierce” hunger invades me… and there I lay with a bag of oreos and mystery sandwiches and that kind of shit =) y’all know what I mean!
Stay for a while, stay forever. Sing for the times you are
bound to betray. Run for your life, run forever, your eyes
tell a lie and the liar must always die.
Ok… I don’t know what they trying to say here… stay for a while, stay forever??? What the fuck? Make up your mind!!! and why are we killing a lier??
When you're done with him, you know where you have
been, He will treat us all equally.
Can you feel the fire burning
Again… WTF? a burning cigarette in bed? Waking up with a dude after a fuck up night?? I don’t know!! I’ve never been in any of those 2 situations so I’ma pass on this one!
You must sleep in the stinking bed that you've made.
When you're down where you belong hear what they say, yeah.
I say my bed is clean mother fucker!!!! So suck my salty Dominican balls! Does the second line has something to do with oral sex? Why nobody seems to know what those weird Nordic metal bands are trying to say??? Maybe cuz they make no fucking sense from time to time?
Stay for a while, stay forever. Sing for the times you are
bound to betray. Run for your life, run forever, your eyes
tell a lie and the liar must always die.
Why is he asking me to sing??? Who am I going to betray? Why am I running for my life? Wait I’m the liar?? Can he tell by looking at my pretty eyes if I’m telling a lie??? Cuz usually when people do that look on my eyes thing they try to kiss me… wait is he the liar?? And I’m going to have to shoot the mo fo cuz he tried to kiss me?? !!!
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When Doves Cry by Prince
Dig if you will the picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can you my darling
Can you picture this?
Sometimes loves makes one sweaty! And some people consider this sweat to be an aphrodisiac
Dream if you can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you
Some people have fantasies about fucking in front of animals (like some sort of zoophilic exhibitionistic fantasy, I think)
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
Yep, all that your parents did to fuck up your childhood is eventually going to fuck up your love life as an adult
Touch if you will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase you
Even doves have pride
Sometimes love resembles diarrhea
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
Is really important to wear warm clothes when you going to get dumb!!! The world is cold! and standing in the cold is bad for you!!!
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (Ya know he's too bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other? (Why do we scream? Why?)
This is what it sounds like
I remember once I was in this depression after a girl that I like rejected me… and I started bitching at my friend that I was going to die without heir cuz no girl will date a dumb fuck like me… and he told me: Alfonso, if our parents pull it off, dude, so can we!!!! (that actually cheer me up, I mean I consider my parents to be as dumb as hell and they did pull it off!) so maybe that’s what prince is trying to say… if our parents did it so can we baby!
When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
Don't Cry (Don't Cry)
When doves cry
When doves cry
When doves cry
Grandpa had doves… and I remember him killing em to cook em… and it didn’t sound like this! So your are wrong Prince!!! This is not how it sounds when doves cry!