This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate that I’m a crappy show lover….
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The Crimson Fucker
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Oct 06, 2008 02:34PM
So there was I sitting in front of the TV looking for something to watch (or praying for an aneurism.. I can’t no longer tell this 2 activities apart)… so I went to HBO on demand and selected what was being sold to me as a kick ass vampire show… in the south… with southern accents, and sex, and drugs, and fucking vampires! I got exited!!! Then it started to play… and it was beautiful… like a Buffy fan boy grabbed all those stupid vampires’ clichés and bad jokes and from every single vampire movie ever made and decided to make it into a show…. Dear Google how it suck!!!! But I cant’s top watching it!!!! is so bad that is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude… the guy had to go to a hospital cuz apparently vampire blood gives you erections that will last more than 4 hours and the doctor told him that the only way to save his penis was to drain the blood from it with a needle… (I still don’t know why he didn’t ask for euthanasia)…. How can you not love that????
I thought it said "crappy slow lover"/one track mind
Ummm… maybe that was stored somewhere in you subconscious mind… and it pop now… any after sex talks histories that you wanna share?
"any after sex talks histories that you wanna share?"Nope, I only have the usual apologies and regrets.
Don’t forget about the shame… that fallows the failure of denial….
That's a given.5 minutes to make love.
Well 2 minutes. The other three minutes are for apologies.
I think that’s why God gave us masturbation… unlike sex you don’t have to feel bad about just wanting to come so you can go to sleep… and you don’t have to beg to get it either!!! Hooray for masturbation!!!
I'd give that post two thumbs up but one of my thumbs is busy.masturbate
well, one thing i can say for true blood (besides the fact that i too am now addicted to it in spite of myself) is that they aren't afraid to make fun of themselves. i mean, did you SEE the vampire club? as soon as she went in and there was that poster of george bush as a vampire or whatever it was, with all the cheesey red velvet and black laquered everything, i was like, "ok, that's it. i'm sold. i freaking love this show."
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