I hate being a penniless loser.

[[deleted user]]

My internet has been cut off for days! You guys didn't even notice, did you?!!!! Well, I hate you if you didn't. But I love you if you did. And I'll french kiss you if it has made you sad or worried.

I AM NOT ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!

[brian]

Is there a Goodreads poll where we can vote on this?

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, but what about being a penniless loser who doesn't have a spouse or children?! Beat that!!!

[[deleted user]]

You're right! But not "Cruddy!"

[Dave]

I was wondering where you were yesterday, but then again I wonder that every day. Sometimes it keeps me up at nights.

[[deleted user]]

Thanks, Dave.

Have you been to the polls, today?

[Amanda]

Hey, I texted you out of worry! REMEMBER??? Where's my tongue?

[[deleted user]]

That's right!! I owe you one!

[Amanda]

Yaaaaay!

[Amanda]

Is your internet still turned off?

[[deleted user]]

yep.

[Amanda]

Grrrrr...
Set up a paypal account so the (employed) haters can send you some money.

[Daniel]

Yes paypal - helping the penniless since it started.

You aint no loser. Losers don't read! Of course we missed you.

[[deleted user]]

Yay!

Well, turns out today is payday!!! But, I can't find the email that tells me how to turn my internet back on.

[Rusty]

Maybe a lemonade stand?

[Erin]

i'd buy

[Reads with Scotch]

I think it is pretty sad that those to little kids have more pennies then your date... maybe you should be one of those teachers that swoons their students... just a thought.

[Erin]

have a penny drive!

[[deleted user]]

Nick, what's with your name?! I didn't know it was you a couple of times! Like when you said that nobody got your joke in the other thread? I didn't know it was you. I miss your dog.

P.S. I have money and internet, now. I got my new ipod loaded (I exchanged my old one). I am not buying things...only paying bills. I am responsible.

[Dave]

Whoa, you're right Donna. There is a resemblance.

[Tom]

Except the kids in the picture have pennies...

[Reads with Scotch]

So I am confused… will you be able to come out and play this weekend, or are you still a penniless looser? What gives with your internet provider? Don’t they know there are needy people out there that look forward to your whimsical banter?

They really need to simplify their reconnect fee/process. You should let them know if they don’t clean up their act they will have to deal with me. In case you haven’t figured it out I can be a real pain in the ass.

[David]

Couldn't be them, the girls have a few nickles sprinkled in the money pile also.