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I hate 'Talk like a Pirate Day'.

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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 19, 2008 10:31AM) (new)

Because it either implies that you're going to spout out
along the lines of "0MFG! L1|<3 1'\/3 7074LL'/ Ph0U|\|D 50/\/\3 5\/\/337 |\|3\/\/ b04RD \/\/17|-| 4LL 7|-|3 L47357 & 9R347357 1|\| p2P!!"

or...

You're going iritate the shit out of me today by speaking in what tends to sound like a particularly bad attempt at an Irish brogue with a couple of 'yohohos' thrown in for good measure.


Maybe there was once a time when this day seemed more of a celebration of the old school folks like Blackbeard & Ching Shih, and less of an inspired contest to discover who can quote the most Long John Silver ads whilst prancing about like the fey version of Wesley from The Princess Bride.


Honestly? The more I think about it, F*ck you Pirate, F*ck you Ninja, F*ck you Cowboy & F*ck you Astronaut.
For I know in my heart of hearts that Zombie & Giant Robot will never disappoint me,


The worst thing about 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' is that it presumes that the Piratically spoken will have something to say that actually bears merit. Yet given the fact that their ranks include such noteables as Dave Barry, Jimmy Buffet, and every overweight balding caucasian who's ever had a wet dream involving himself and Johnny Depp, goes light years towards explaining why we only have to deal with this travesty once a year and 9 times out of 10 the conversation goes along the lines of....


"Hey Steve, hows it going?"


"Much like you friend, I'm just trying to make my way through the marketing travesty that is 'Talk like a Pirate day'".


"It's "talk like a pirate day'?"


"mm-hmm"


"Y'arr! I had no idea! Yohohoshivermytimbersavast meear"





"F*ck you & the Schooner you rode in on, talk like a pirate day"





The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???


Jackie "the Librarian" September 19 is the official "Talk Like a Pirate Day", Alfonso.
Aarrh!


message 4: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell That be today? Yarrr. Tanks for remindin' me.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments guahahahahah!!!! Ok, then I want a talk like an old Chinese kung fu movie day!!


Fack... I just try to write it and it doesn’t work!!! But is hilarious when I do it in person!



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments P.s. Steve when am I getting that report on evangelion dude???? I aint writing mine on that crappy show that you recommended me till you do!


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Sh*t! I totally forgot, Sarah was telling me about the fact that I'm supposed to post a review of it somewhere....

Is it in the Seth & Alfonso talk about movies thread?


message 8: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Hi Steve Mort...SLUG BUG!

(the question is, "Guess what's more annoying than talk like a pirate day?"


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay, but a second grader named Miguel just came in and talked Pirate to me the whole recess and it was hilarious!!! He didn't know one single pirate word, he just scrunched up his face and talked really loud and gravelly. The last syllable of each sentence was emphasized. I fell on the table at one point because it was so funny.


message 10: by Daniel (new)

Daniel This is annoying:
Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever



message 11: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Larry: to annoying to live and to irritating to ever die. A bad vibe in a good vibe town.


message 12: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I'm a man - shit now i'm going to have the retarded song in my head forever.


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 19, 2008 12:46PM) (new)

Dan, What the hell is that song?!


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm annoyed.


message 16: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Berlin - Sex (I'm a man)


message 17: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I negated that song with some Squeeze. Sweet.


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

mmmm....Sweet Dan Squeezin's...


message 19: by Daniel (new)

Daniel That's me - arrrrr

(just kidding pirate day is gay)

nttiawwt


Servius  Heiner There is definitely something wrong with talk like a pirate day.


message 21: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick When is "Kill like a giant robot day" again?


message 22: by [deleted user] (new)

Yay! EvilNick is back. I hate when Haters leave.

Get that? YOU CAN'T LEAVE, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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