having no attention span

[Rusty]

After two or three decades of almost continuous sensory overload, which began with Atari, I have no attention span. I often play computer games while listening to a book on tape at the same time (because, apparently neither one, alone, provides enough input/entertainment) and I'm still bored. In fact, I'm already bored with this post.

[Reads with Scotch]

Hate is pretty much the only thing I can count on anymore. I have been desensitized by the constant mundane hustle and bustle of everyday life. Rust I prescribe to you 3 full hours of excessive hate per day for 3 weeks. This will help you through your period of apathy.

[Lori]

What were we talking about?

I blame MTV. The original. When it was Music Television.