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I hate conspiracy theories! I hate em!!!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Apr 14, 2011 12:08PM
Like I hate the Nazis!!!!! And you know what pisses me off more!? When shit like this is released! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic... i bet you can see any alien conspiracy retard’s erection from fucking Mars right now!! Hell! I bet they thinking aliens in Mars are checking out their erections too!!!!! Why why!!!? Does the government fuels these retards with more crap like that!!!!? I can already see the History channel especial on this crap! With their Glennbeckesque questions!!! Fucking idiots!!!!!
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Why am I leading a discussion about Napoleon's arse issues?
yesterday when you said roid rage... i thought you was talking about hemorrhoids! not steroids! sorry!
OHhhhhhh! You missed that Kristina had steroid cream for her rash, too?
Yeah, I'm sorry I have problems playing attention!
That's OK! It's a funny book. I'll be happy to lead the discussion now that I understand what's going on.
My neighbor (not mr sweatpants, but the rental wt family son) told me in all seriousness that the jet contrails that we see over our neighborhood on the daily are not commercial passenger jets, as I claimed, but are government windowless jets that spray us with chemicals. He tells me that we inhale these chemicals, they coat our "peniary gland" (I made him repeat this a few times) and cause us to lose our free will. He says the peniary gland is in the brain, and is what the hindus call the third eye.I backed away slowly and took Leah in for dinner.
Freaks!!! that's what they are!!!! aliens come from space to put stuff in our butt holes! or to get our water!
So you believe this planet is the only place in the entire universe that life intelligent or otherwise has come about?Not saying that little green men visit our neck of the woods but that doesn't mean we're the only thing the universe has to offer. And if we are as good as it gets then I hope I leave it soon.
there might be aliens out there! true! but i you try to explain to me that they travel hundreds or thousands of light years to earth to build pyramids and explore the wonders of the human butt hole... you are a retard!!! there may be stuff that a government don't want us to know... true! big fuck ups, and spy crap... but to tell me that we are being sprayed with stuff to make us stupid... as plausible as it may sound (there is a lot of stupid people out there!) is retarded!
Fuck you, you prick. Conspiracy theories are the meat n veg of an inquisitive and unconditioned mind. If you want to believe and accept each thing you are told at face value, you may as well be truly American, e.g. Ronald Reagan was a Pacifist and 911 was not abetted by the U.S.A Gorvenment. P.S. There is no Santa
i knew this thread would pay off!!!!! but before we start this Briton... let's just make clear that i'm just against the retarded shit! like let's say! you know that one about your Queen killing princess Diana??? how that one makes you feel!??? and also! since you mention already the one about the USA government being responsible for 9/11... i love that one! specially the part where you tell the people who died there that their loved ones got killed by their own government! i specially love the part where the phone call that they passengers of the flight that fought back were fake!!! imagine!!! somebody telling you that the last message you got from your love ones who were about to die trying to stop criminals... are nothing but an actor!!! that's fucking hilarious!
Colin wrote: "Fuck you, you prick. Conspiracy theories are the meat n veg of an inquisitive and unconditioned mind. If you want to believe and accept each thing you are told at face value, you may as well be tr..."Which is the surprise in Colin's ipso ergo?
A few years back my cousin got an ipso wedged in his ergo, but he got it removed.
Rusty wrote: "A few years back my cousin got an ipso wedged in his ergo, but he got it removed."Weird... my cousin went to Thailand to have his ipso changed into an ergo.
That's the place to do it. My cousin has had no further problems, as he now uses a safe word
You must not speak Latin; ipso facto, you're confused. Fonoso, I'm going to be disappointed if you can't make the limey cry in less than ten posts.
you mean his E.G thingy?? those are confusing you know!
The fuck y'all talking about? Are you all in to drive me crazy? Cuz y'all like 20 years late for that!
Right on Colin!Finally a voice of reason around here.
Fuck them credulous motherfuckers; believin' anything the government tells them!
"The truth becomes a lie when voiced by the government"
But Bro, I gotta take issue with you on Reagan.
It's coming out now that he was a both pacifist and a vegan.
Big Oil and Big Ag have been working through the Bilderbergers to try and stooge that great man.
For instance it's well known that after he left office, his White house meditation room (the same room where, by power of his pure mind alone, he was able to influence the Turkish Mason's support of the 1980 putsch, among many other things) was converted back into the Lincoln bedroom and his rooftop vegetable garden was ripped out and hastily doctored out of all existing photographs.
There's a lot out there that the government and those behind it would like to keep under wraps.
In fact, as both you and I know Colin, once you discover the conspiracy behind one government pronouncement; you can, mutatis mutandis, find the conspiracy behind every government pronouncement
