I hate when people hate on my new glasses!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

I look mad sexy y’all and I don’t look nerdier!!! (Everybody knows that’s impossible!)

[The Crimson Fucker]

I use a pony tail…. I’ve never had a single costumer bring back food with hair on it….

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dude can you be supportive for once????? And tell me that I look hot on my new glasses!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Yay!!! I want to see it!!!! please upload a pic seth!!! just for a few mins!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ho snap!!!! How did that happened???

[The Crimson Fucker]

I read that on a book…. The fortress of solitude to be exact!!
Now tell me how did you got her to draw you???

[The Crimson Fucker]

I didn’t know you were talking with Alison… and for her to draw a caricature of you means y’all been talking and shit… now I want to know how project Alison is going…

[The Crimson Fucker]

What were y’all talking about??? what are you doing on the caricature???? At what was she laughing???? Dude details!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

OMG!!! You have a crush!!!!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

you know you haven't tell my my next movie right?

[The Crimson Fucker]

i posted a report!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dark blue first… deep blue see sux… now going back to the important subject now that you admitted that you have a crush…. What’s the plan of action???

[The Crimson Fucker]

I hope it does Montambo, the man is in need of some serious ermm… you know…. =P

By the way what you think about the glasses Montambo?? And the Dominican fro?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I like the glasses, Alfonso, but I don't like to see you lurking around in the dark like that.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Montambo, no movie deals till you watch The holy Grail…

[The Crimson Fucker]

I don’t know about Seth… but I’ll watch it tomorrow… but you own me one movie now…

[The Crimson Fucker]

very ethnic/intelligent/hip can i get that on a shirt?

[The Crimson Fucker]

deal... the shirt or the movie?

[The Crimson Fucker]

????

[The Crimson Fucker]

wait... you serius?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Guahahaha, I’ll love it if y’all show up =P kk I’ll send you the address… but be gentle please cuz it will be my first time…

[Amanda]

Several things:


1. Sarah, you will have to show up at his place because that's the only way you'll ever meet him. He's sworn to never leave the city. Though, I'd be extremely careful if I were you because he's ALWAYS in the dark. Scary. He's probably a murderer.

2. Seth, since you refuse to show us a picture of YOU (a perfectly acceptable preference), why don't you show us a picture of this woman o' yours? I'd like to know:
a. Does she look anything like Claire Forlani
b. Is she better looking than I am (not that it matters, but I'm a woman so I naturally want to see how this gal compares to me.)

3. Sarah, you should watch Holy Grail but I recommend you do it stoned/with friends who already love the movie.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Amanda, that comment hurt my feelings… I feel comfortable in the dark… like Quasimodo all grotesque and deformed… but I’m not a murderer!! Buaaaaa that’s it no more midnight webcam conversations for you =P

And I want to see the Holy Grail with Montambo stoned!! That’d be awesome!!! I wonder if shell laugh when I grab a small stuffed bunny and start acting like the killer rabbit is attacking me.... (I heard it gets annoying after 2 hours of me on the floor screaming: help help!! take this bloody rabbit away from me!!!)

[Amanda]

Sorry, Alfonso. I was mostly trying to direct people away from wondering how I know you're always in the dark. It was insensitive and I take it back.

Or... I could go with guilt trip reversal and say that it hurts my feelings that you refuse to come visit me ever ever ever for eternity.

I'm addicted to our midnight conversations, though. Don't cut me off.

[Reads with Scotch]

Sounds like Alfonso worked his magic on Amanda… she’s an Alfonso fiend nice Alfonso Nice. You got the poor girl all hooked up on your shit duder… Poor Kid is going to end up in some alley leaning against a dumpster twitching and pissing on herself… good job… I guess. At lest bring her some quarters and detergent so she can wash the alley filth off.

[Amanda]

We're not making babies or anything...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Nick, did you just compared me to heroin??? Guahahaha! Sweet! and I don’t think I brain wash her or nothing like that (actually she smarter than me) I think it was a mutual thing =P so Shut up and stop player hating! Let us be!

[Reads with Scotch]

I would never hate on your game Alfonso...