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I hate how I'm not in Paris.

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message 1: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick Yes, that's perfect. I will take you to Paris, but I think I must insist on choosing the final pose for you. It will be tricky - something slightly poigniant, perhaps even vaguely noble in a way, but also comfy to sit on.


message 2: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments If you’re going to Paris anyway, please pick up a few pain au chocolate for me. No seriously, if you don’t, I will hunt you down.


Reads with Scotch Yep... But I was going to just hold it in... but since you brought it up... I hear the top of the Eiffel tower is a good spot. As an added bonus once your passionate lesbo kiss is complete and you take in the city, you will already be in a good spot to jump to a quick death. Screw Paris... and not that bimbo in Cali either. That is one order the German officers should have followed. Burn Paris. Damn Belligerent officers.


message 4: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I say burn the Paris bimbo in Cali. She's probably a witch anyway. And that butt-ugly tea-cup dog of hers is her familiar.


message 5: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) EW! Taxadermy? I think I'd puke.


Reads with Scotch I did a tour de france sort of speak, back in 99'. it must be the most over-rated crapper on the planet. 13 days wandering around that defeated country. What I gleaned from my trip... The allies should have held of liberating france for a few more years, those people deserve any bad that comes their way.

"Oh but the cheese, the culture, the beautiful landscape!" Oh please, I had better times pissing myself.

What I don't get is where they get off. They must be the most pretentious populous ever. Top notch for a country that has made a mess of things for centuries. I would like to know more about their nuclear program though... like what their plans are for the generated waste.



message 7: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments BW, I think it just comes back to what they always say about the French. If you speak French, (as I believe you do) they are very friendly, but if you don't (I'm assuming Nick doesn't) they're not so friendly.


Reads with Scotch Well it is not just the people; I just found the whole thing boring... Donna, you can not use "your" own experience to gauge this by... you are uber fun and would need to really try to be bored... anywhere.


message 9: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick the last time i was in France there was a riot, and a man cycling past asked me something improper.
just thought i'd throw that in there


Reads with Scotch Did you ask for the Reich's forgivness?


Reads with Scotch Yes, Donna, uber fun. Even when you are surrounded by a horde of Frenchmen.


message 12: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Shouldn't that be tres fun.


Reads with Scotch Nope because I don't care for the french. Wouldn't bother me a bit if they were speaking German today.


Reads with Scotch You just keep your toupee to your self Montambo.


message 15: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Is that another one of her secrets? That's too bad, she has such great hair.


Reads with Scotch Yeah it's fake... she burned all her real hair off when her meth lab went up in smoke.


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