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A few things I hate this March
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I hate all of the fucking work.
I hate how my fat, old lady body is super sore these days and I can't even stand up straight in the morning or at night and I feel like I have to walk around like a hunched up creepo because I'm scared my back is going to go out.
I hate that even though people tell you that you'll be spraying money around like you won't even believe, you still aren't prepared for exactly how much money you're spraying around.
I hate that I am at the house almost every day, making it nearly impossible for me to see progress.
I hate that I can immediately fall in love with the most expensive insert item from Home Depot here every freaking time I go in there.
I hate baseboards and I hate trim and I hate refinishing baseboards and/or trim.
I hate that I am so freaking tired when I get home at night that I don't have those hours between 10:00p and 2:00a that I usually use for TV watching or reading.
I hate that the only book I've read recently was this one for book clubPlease Stop Laughing at Me: One Woman's Inspirational Story and it was completely stupid.
I hate that I hardly ever feel overwhelmed (which I
I hate the new line up for Dancing with the Stars (but I will still watch) and I also hate that Ralph Macchio is 49 FUCKING YEARS OLD.
I also hate that I haven't won the lottery yet.


*apparently it's denial Tuesday in my world. That sucks. I personally prefer "inappropriate touch Tuesday."

*apparently it's denial Tuesday in my world. That sucks. I personally prefer "inappropriate touch Tuesday.""
Nope, fuck yoooooooooooooooooou.
According to wikipedia (and they're never wrong), his birthday is November 4, 1961. Karate Kid will turn 50 this year. Holy Shit.
This March I hate the fact that I am so depressed that I can barely get out of bed. I hate that I am not a productive adult in this stupid, fucking society. I hate the stupid asshole across the street that stares at us whenever we are outside. And I hate how older guys talk to my 16 year old daughter like she is some sort of fried chicken they can get at their local 'Churches' Chicken. I hate the way my husband talks about other women when he knows how insecure I am with my body at the moment. I hate the way I feel about my fat ass at the moment. I hate my gay-assed hair cut. It makes me look like a lesbian. Not that I don't love lesbians, but I thought it would look more punk and instead, well...And finally I hate March because it is still fucking cold.

Pervert.
Okay, so I don't hate all meat on the bone...

Says the lady currently reading Long Hard Ride.

Erotica is the only type of book that my husband won't continuously bitch at me for reading when I neglect everything else in life(cooking, cleaning, sleeping, etc.). He seems to thing it will benefit him. Men....

Okay, seriously now, I don't know what that means. Do you just prefer processed meat or are you some kind of veggie?

Don't you pay attention, Tom?

Holy shit... this is exactly right and I heart Gretchen more than ever for remembering this tidbit.
And, I totally eat meat. I just don't like gnawing it off the bone.



Who am I kidding...I've got Jedi mind control over these fuckers. They'd never fire me.
Books mentioned in this topic
Cowgirl Up and Ride (other topics)Long Hard Ride (other topics)
Please Stop Laughing at Me... One Woman's Inspirational Story (other topics)
I hate YA books. They give teenagers the impression that they're people too.
I hate that my boss is sending me to CA for training. I hate big cuties. I hate CA. I hate big cuties in CA. I hate being lectured to for eight hours a day. I hate that I can't fake a seizure convincingly and thus escape the training session.
I hate that my fraking I-touch changed the word "cities" to cuties up there. It doesn't even make sense. Cities is an actual word, so why fricking change it?
I also hate hippies and anything mint flavored.