I hate final warning calls!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

The fuck!!! They keep calling me and warning me that my car’s warranty is about to expire!!! And I don’t even have a car!!! I don’t even have a freaking driving license!!! Actually nobody else on this house has a car!!!

[Erin]

what do you tell them when they call?

[Erin]

i remember when i was little and they calle dmy grandma... she got PISSED! so HILARIOUS

Ahhh... good times


(but just so you kno it stopped the calls just a thought....)

[Not Bill]

I get em too...on my cell! Phuckin' bot calls.

[Erin]

WTF? your cell phone too

[Greg]

They call me too to tell me my warranty is about to expire. It's been expiring for the past year. Do you think we bought cars and then forgot about them Alfonso? Or is this just a Queens thing?

[EvilNick]

I am jealous. I don't get those calls any more because even cold-call scammers don't care about me. Maybe I shouldn't have tracked down the last one that tried to sell me extended warranties. Perhaps it was a mistake to wait outside that call-centre in Bombay, befriend the little chap, lure him up an alley and eviscerate him before using his blood to daub on the walls messages of great anger and ill-restraint. I didn't think they would actually take any notice...

I do however get plenty of text spam from my mobile provider. "Welcome to our new get-rich service, where we get rich by sending you unwanted messages and charging you for them, particularly if you make the mistake of going overseas. If you do not not want to not discontinue the non continuation of this not service not, please text the message "not no not no i don't not want to not want it" to 84834873284682364767326736473672.

[Tom]

But did you burn down the village and kill all the livestock?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Mr. Greg, great question… I’m famous for doing things and then forgetting about them. Next time they call I’ma answer the call and tell them to locate my car so I can check the papers inside and see if the warranty expired or not… then I’ma ask for a direct number of the person in charge and I’ma start calling him/her back asking them if they found my car… yep that’s what I’m going to do =)

[The Crimson Fucker]

Evilnick, can I send you to “talk” with them if they don’t find it?

[EvilNick]

I love to 'talk'

[The Crimson Fucker]

1 down…

Heheheh I think I’m out of the DirecTV offers… I actually said: I’m recording this shitty conversation… for my personal a amusement and my YouTube account… and then I nicely told them how sick and fucking tired I am of their fucking calls and asked to leave ME the fuck alone… she nicely ask me for my phone number and told me that they won’t bother me no more… GUAHA! GUAHA!! GUAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Takonator 1. Evil phone calls 99999999999… it’s going to take time… but is payback time mother fuckers!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

I wonder if there is any legal recourse they can take against abusive recipients of their tele-harassment. I am usually pretty harsh on them. They always call back though. Maybe not that one, but someone. Every time you buy something, get a new cell phone whatever your number is redistributed all over again and at the top of the list. I signed up for that no call list a few years ago, what the fuck ever happened to that, it worked for like 6 months.

[Reads with Scotch]

I have no idea what you are talking about Vicki, but I hate those calls too. I think it should be illegal to call people on cell phones... Let me see you're going to call and bother me... and I have to pay for it. Where did I put the rotten salmon?