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I Hate Losing!
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Dave
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Aug 13, 2008 08:12AM
Congratulations. I had every confidence in you.
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The way I'm reading this is... you hate when mumbles loses. This is some nifty twisty word play here montambo. To further back up my theory, I happen to know you enjoy defeat, and things that make you feel... bad? I think you have some sadomasochist tendencies that you need to explore. I know of a great shrink.
And if the shrink don’t work you can always try my dungeon of pleasure!...
Alfonso, always ready to step in and steal the wounded bird. Treat her well... (lots of spanking and leather paddles)
I imagine Alfonso's dungeon has lots of plantains and salamis hanging on the walls. Ugh. Now I've grossed myself out.
Really? I pictured allot of taco bell wrappers, empty hot sauce packets laying about, a pile of stiff crusty socks, And his mom doing laundry in the corner... yeah he shares his dungeon with his mum.
When is the show, divine Miss M?
nope, I don't think so... the cat is out of the bag Montambo. Your reaction proves my point, better then I can articulate. BUSTED! Mumbles next time you're giving Montambo the crooked rook, give it to her hard... trust me she will thank you for it.
Sarah, you didn't think Nick would turn it crass and sexually harrassing? Is this your first day here?
what is crass and harassing about crooked rook? Isn't that a chess term? I was going for a sophisticated pun... damn I guess I missed the mark.
It gives me time to manifest my hatred into something close to complete vile hatred...
" I hate losing!"
So I gathered when you lost that second game Montambo! (but to clarify, and to avoid any further kicking of Steve's shins, it must be noted that Montambo staged a heroic comeback against an opponent who was CLEARLY her superior and despite the odds which the multitude of fates had stacked against her. managed to eke out a victory in the end *Montambo's totally a Truman*)
Tragically, we'll never know the potential results of game "2.5" since apparently Sarah & I were unprepared for the footwork complexities of DDR 'grandmaster' level (but which had been incorrectly labeled as 'light')
Nick: I can only imagine the dialogue that will ensue...
Steve: Hey Sarah, how's it goin'?
Sarah: Pretty good, hey! I totally kicked your ass at ddr!!
Steve: Yeah whatever, hey I got something for you..
Sarah: Oh? Is it a ddr trophy?
Steve: Um not quite, here catch!
Sarah: OW!! F**K man! You hit me in the head with that! What the f**k is it?
Steve: Umm..it's the 'crooked rook'!
Sarah: Ow shit! You sure threw it hard!
Steve: Oh, well actually I'm giving it to you
Sarah: Well then you certainly gave it to me hard!!
Steve: (internally: YES!!) It sounds like you'd probably like to thank me now (internally:YES!! YES!! YES!!)
Sarah: I certainly would, (voice lowers huskily)..come here Steve...
Steve: (YESYESYESYES!!!) ok :D
Sarah: Close your eyes Steve, it'll make it even better...
Steve: Alright...Ow F**k my shins!!
Sarah: Wa-taa!!
Steve: Owee!! My other shins!!
Sarah: Hadouken!!!
Steve: Ow!
Sarah: Shoryuken!!!
Steve: Ow-chihuahuas!!!
Sarah: Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!!!!
Steve: Sonofamahfouz!!!
Sarah: Hadouken!!! Shoryuken!!! Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!!!!
Steve: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Sarah: Aw poor Steve, Lemme help you up..
Steve: Aw gosh, thanks Sarah!
Sarah: Hadouken!!
Steve: You give sh*tty advice Nick!!! OWWW!!!!
So I gathered when you lost that second game Montambo! (but to clarify, and to avoid any further kicking of Steve's shins, it must be noted that Montambo staged a heroic comeback against an opponent who was CLEARLY her superior and despite the odds which the multitude of fates had stacked against her. managed to eke out a victory in the end *Montambo's totally a Truman*)
Tragically, we'll never know the potential results of game "2.5" since apparently Sarah & I were unprepared for the footwork complexities of DDR 'grandmaster' level (but which had been incorrectly labeled as 'light')
Nick: I can only imagine the dialogue that will ensue...
Steve: Hey Sarah, how's it goin'?
Sarah: Pretty good, hey! I totally kicked your ass at ddr!!
Steve: Yeah whatever, hey I got something for you..
Sarah: Oh? Is it a ddr trophy?
Steve: Um not quite, here catch!
Sarah: OW!! F**K man! You hit me in the head with that! What the f**k is it?
Steve: Umm..it's the 'crooked rook'!
Sarah: Ow shit! You sure threw it hard!
Steve: Oh, well actually I'm giving it to you
Sarah: Well then you certainly gave it to me hard!!
Steve: (internally: YES!!) It sounds like you'd probably like to thank me now (internally:YES!! YES!! YES!!)
Sarah: I certainly would, (voice lowers huskily)..come here Steve...
Steve: (YESYESYESYES!!!) ok :D
Sarah: Close your eyes Steve, it'll make it even better...
Steve: Alright...Ow F**k my shins!!
Sarah: Wa-taa!!
Steve: Owee!! My other shins!!
Sarah: Hadouken!!!
Steve: Ow!
Sarah: Shoryuken!!!
Steve: Ow-chihuahuas!!!
Sarah: Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!!!!
Steve: Sonofamahfouz!!!
Sarah: Hadouken!!! Shoryuken!!! Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!!!!
Steve: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Sarah: Aw poor Steve, Lemme help you up..
Steve: Aw gosh, thanks Sarah!
Sarah: Hadouken!!
Steve: You give sh*tty advice Nick!!! OWWW!!!!
I know what ellipses is by the way... It is my screen name on several Internet accounts. I use them often. if I were a super villain in a book I would probably be named ellipses.
Alfonso:
Actually I thought the spelling was different too, and granted getting an exact phonetic translation from the Japanese is always a little funky, but I'm goin' with Wikipedia on this one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadouken
(I was just waiting for someone to jump in & ask why Sarah doesn't use Chun-Li's moves!)
Sure, steve trust wiki… I mean if it is on the internet I has to be true right??? I don’t need to google or wiki nothing… I’m pretty damn sure after watching/playing every single Street Figther game/movie/ova/animated series ever made that it comes from the word Hado and is an unknow force I think it started in rome or some shit like that but I don’t feel like wiking… the correct form is hado-ken…
And by the way I don’t share the dungeon of pleasure with the succubus!!! And there are no salamis in there!!!!
Oh that Montambo, always bragging about what a winner she is. I won this I won that, I was on the swings, when the cops came...At this point I am thinking there are afew possibilities as to why the "cops" arrived.
Montambo was selling some un-taxed narcotic to mumbles **(this is my lest favorite, I don't think Steve partakes in such things.)
This is where the crooked rook situation took place. The law persons wee called to protect Steve.
Mumbles and montambo were conversing with small school children in a scathing manner.
Montambo is actually an alien and was attempting to steel mumbles off to a distant world. However her plot fell apart when someone called the cops about a drug deal going on over by the slide...
This brings up another important question... What kind of park are you hanging out at? This park seems more like a prison yard.
no such thing as an honest quitter. I quit many times, until I stop lying to myself.
he hasn't had any that YOU know of. My wife "quit" 2 years ago, she will swear up and down that she hasn't had one in 2 years... But I know that lovely smell. I have senced ita few times. I don't think anyone ever truly quits forever. I have never encountered a forever quitter
The new prices of cigarettes got me to quit again…(9.20-10 dollars) I haven’t bought a box in 4 days!!! (but I’m the loosy king now) buaaaa!!!! I don’t wanna quit for my health I don’t give a fuck about that if cigarettes where free I’ll light the next one with the butt of the old one!
I'm not calling your dad a lair. He's a good dad, just trying to make his little princess happy. Lets face it smokes rock! Yeah sure they kill you but they do it ever so slowly. It is kind of a philosophical death really. You know it's coming, you know it is going to be bad... but it is in your hands. Lets face it there are a million nasty ways to die. It doesn't matter if you smoke drink have relations with questionable people, you're going to go one way or another. my families particular Antichrist is pancreatic cancer. Almost everyone in my family has kicked it because of that one. There are a lot of uber "healthy" people in my family too... until they spend the last couple of months in the hospital and die from cancer. Then there was my great uncle nick (coincidence! I think not) who smoked cigars for 70 something years and lived a full healthy and happy life, he died when he was 97.. 96, eh I don't recall he was in his mid 90's though. I don't really have a point other then we are all going to go. So live the way you are happiest. And for your dad cigarettes are involved.
They could be. Has your father never told you anything just to make you smile?
very well, I trust you know your father better then I do... even if it is through daughter eyes.
so... I am too. Well Supporter is a strong word to use, but I don't think there was any malice in any of his actions.
You said my dog was cute. You're pretty promiscuous with that word.
I concur Dave.I would rather have ineptitude, than a face covered in sand. And a red kool-aid mustache ;)
dogs are pretty nifty. I also like corn dogs... with mustard.
Soy... SOY... Eff'n SOY! Are you kidding me! No eck! take it back, lips an assholes all the way.
Call it whatever you want... soy tofu whatever, it's crap. I understand that some are unable to enjoy a nice blood dripping piece of flesh, but have a salad for fuck sake, if you're tired of salad then grab a burger or a dog... a real one, not this tofu turkey dog crap. I have spinal shivers.
Agreed. I got nothing against vegetarians, but come on-- eat vegetables, and not imitation meat.
I would never eat them MONTAMBO! I like meat, I am fine eating meat, I accept no substitutions.
I used to eat Boca Burgers. It's a part of my life I'm not proud of.
I'll prey for you Dave.::Crying now::
No way man! It's all about the morningstar chicken wings & their veggie riblets. (don't fear my fellow carnivores, I only eat those veggie riblets because they're even worse for you than the real thing. But Whooee!! They's good eatin!)
I LIKE vegetables. Spinach, mushrooms, brocoli, squash, corn, okra, and on and on and on. But WHY eat FAKE meat made out of vegetables? People don't make fake vegetables after meat, after all...
Eh, Don't be. I have made butchering the English language into an art form.
Mumbles, I suggest a smoke and a steak washed down with a bottle of jamison 1780. Much better, really brings ot the flavor of the meat.
why not just eat a normal corn dog? It isn't as if one could possibly conclude that it was indeed at one point an animal.
It's really not that hard to eat flesh. Open your mouth, bite, chew, swallow.
I was going through our member's list and I found this person:http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/69...
I think I'm in love.
you could always drink protein shakes. they work for body builders, and we all know how much you dig body builders.
That about a lot of inedible things. I'm very accomidating.
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