I Hate Losing!

[Dave]

It took me a while to understand Tom's post. Tom, there's a six year-old out there with no sense of humor, because you've obviously stolen it.

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Sarah: Can you come out to St. John's? My phone's still getting flashed, but I've got beer in the fridge if you want to come out!

Nick: Jamison 1780? I'll give it a shot! (umm..no pun intended)

[The Crimson Fucker]

Steve, dude!!!! You going to be seen on the streets with a freak???? Haven’t you heard about Montambo’s encounter with a bug>??? Dude she looks horrible!!! horrible!!!!

[Tom]

Can't help it. I'm fundamentally incapable of passing up a good straight line. Or a bad one, for that matter.

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I am with Boogie, Laurelwood's a possibility, although there's also Anna Banana's around the corner from my house (which has beer, A/C & a kids area) but they're only open til 10!

What's wrong Alfonso? You only dig the thin lipped ladies?

[Reads with Scotch]

My advice Montambo... tub... cold water... ice cubes, and relaxation... just stay away from windows wink wink.

[[deleted user]]

Long story, I'll tell you when you get here!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ok… Steve tonight is your chance with montambo she has low self teem after the lip incident… give her some alcohol to cool her down and then take advantage of her!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

So Montambo did Steve made a move on you or what last night???? Common we want to hear all them nasty details!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

WTF is Fuck SAD????

[The Crimson Fucker]

I just imagined you on your way to work on the bus or something like that… all sad… with your head down… repeating fuck sad… fuck sad… fuck sad… and the dude sitting beside you thinking something like “I don’t know who this Sad is but the white Bubba (that that black guy with the big lips on Forrest Gump) here is going to fuck the shit out him!

[Erin]

o-kay...

[Not Bill]

Kinda like:
"Let's drink to fuck!"
"Okay Frank, here's to your fuck"

[Erin]

yeah that's it exactly