I hate when everyone dies

[Reads with Scotch]

WTF, OMFG Where is everyone. Fo Shiz bitches, where has everyone been hidding?

[Reads with Scotch]

mmmm... was this smoke-able pleasure taxed or un-taxed?

[Dave]

I miss Carlie. There I said it.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Seth, no you are not allowed to leave… and if the whole group is starting a band I’ma play the guira!!! And you the depressive violin… (Believe it or not I’ve seen those 2 instruments perform together)

[The Crimson Fucker]

ha!!! you just mad at me cuz i've been watching too much MKR and not your movies!!! dude 8 more episodes and that's it!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

then we switch to the bad ones!!! i love those too... have you watch blades of glory??

[Dave]

Good point. I miss the controversy. That girl was a little nuts.

[Dave]

Actually, I'm still a little put off that she just called me "reasonable". She damned me with faint praise.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Seth, why are you always so mad about the way the world sees you as a male??? Just like with the bacon chalupa commercial man… what horrible horrible thing happened to you??? Cuz you starting to sound like one of those feminist… but with dudes! Creepy!

[EvilNick]

I don't miss Carlie, but I never knew the psycho-sock-rage bag.

I hate going on holiday by mistake. Do you know how hard it is to steal Wifi in rural Ireland?

[Reads with Scotch]

wifi... wifi... I think i have herd of that before... Eh No, I guess not.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Accepted Seth!!! You bound to us!!! We will force you to stay here!!! Even if we sink to the “I hate granny panties” level you will stay with us!!!! I won’t let you go mo fo!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

I think you should start talking about love!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

By the way:
I forgot to tell you, you stupid gay Canadian, that I hate you…. If you wanna take this outside of the freaking HC be my guess name the time and place and I’ll be there to kick your silly Canadian ass!, and if Steve or Montambo have a problem with that they can come too (freaking tree huggers), specially Motambo cuz I hate women, and that last porn you recommended sux! I’m not in too freaking necropedophilia mo fo!, alkgj alktrh jsalkdtg hjsl;teg hlskth jldastj lsdth jsteh

[The Crimson Fucker]

he will probably start trying to convince us to read that book from some dead, maniac depressive guy from the 1800 even tho he knows there is only 2 copies the one that the dumb writer took to his grave and the one he has….

[Erin]

it wouldn't be a surprise =D

[Tracy]

i second that alfonso! love! talk about love! i want more from the woman in the red dress that you work with saga!