I hate when I make stupid decisions...

[The Crimson Fucker]

What you did Montambo?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Have fun at Crater Lake, Sarah. Is there a gift shop? Those always make ME happy. There's something about those little wooden boxes they always sell that I find very appealing. :D

[Lori]

Yeah, Nature doesn't give a shit about your stupid mistakes, so you shouldn't either!

[Dave]

I like those floater pens where when you tilt it some little thing moves back and forth. I have one from Sequoia where a car drives through a redwood.

Have fun, Marie and Montambo, and try to avoid getting the bubonic plague. Avoid it like...something to be greatly avoided.

[Lori]

My god, I just looked at pictures of Crater Lake. You definitely won't give a shit about whatever happened after communing there. For a week!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I covet that pen, Dave. That sounds soooo cool!

[Dave]

I also have one of the USS Midway and a couple others, but that's probably the best one.

[Dave]

Jackie secretly huffs paint.

[Dave]

No, and now I'm intrigued. I must see this image.


BTW Bunny Watson is a kleptomaniac.

[Dave]

Drug mule.

[Dave]

Okay, good. I was afraid you were gonna ask me about the crazy shit Amanda's into, but I guess we don't need to go into that.

[Dave]

What does the C stand for?

[EvilNick]

I hate people that butt in to other people's conversations.

But I also hate making the wrong decision, knowing ahead of time when you are doing it. But what's much much much worse (believe) is making the wrong decision, then doing everything you can to undo the damage and make the right decision, only to find that the right decision was the wrong decision after all, and the wrong decision was actually right. That really sucks.

[Amanda]

Creepy. There's an evil Nick. Isn't Alaska Nick evil enough? I think I should be scared, shouldn't I??? This new evilnick is obviously a plotter.



Thank gods and the zodiac that you guys know about my crazy shit. I could use an intervention...

Does anyone else really want to meet Colin?

[EvilNick]

Nobody is ever evil enough, though I do try my best. And yes.

Can i meet Colin?

[Amanda]

Yep, that's the Colin I mean!
And I'm stealing "Jacked up to Jesus." Only I'm gonna say it with a riiiight kuntry accent.

[Amanda]

Ouch! Sorry, Marie! (crying now)




I'm leaving.

[Reads with Scotch]

Nobody can compare to my evil genius... you are a cheap imitation Evilnick. I have witnessed nothing to lead me to believe you are evil in any capacity.

Have you ever encouraged a teen to end her toxic life?
Have you ever tried to talk Montambo out of doing something destructive, in hopes that she would do it out of spite (Woot reverse physiology)
how many of your posts have been deleted? yeah, amateur, take a walk.


I think you should change your avatar name to something a little more honest. I'm thinking... Cookie dough nick.

[Rusty]

Sorry Marie, I’ve been busy. No, not with my job – that’s silly. I knew you were here, so I took advantage of your distraction, and went to Sarah for some dirt on you. So let this post serve as a heads-up; when the feds get there, don’t put up a fight, it will just damage your case in the long run.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well I wasn't at the time, But apparently my advice was not up to par, thus your blatant disregard for your emotional well being. I have no sympathy for your destructive tendency's. I tried to be the bigger humanitarian but alas you forced my hand. Perhaps next time you will over look my crass offensive veneer, and read between the lines. I really did have your best interest at the cold dark place where a normal persons heart should be, but fine whatever.

[Reads with Scotch]

have fun camping!

[Reads with Scotch]

Nope. I will remove the arteries from his neck if her persists.

[Sierra]

What's one of the most stupidest decisions one of you guy's has made?

[Dave]

Once I was talking to a girl who was using really atrocious grammar, so I decided to hit myself in the head with a hammer. In retrospect, it was an overreaction.

[Lori]

Here's a stupid thing. I ordered a cookbook (highly recommended by Donna) from half.com. But forgot all about that and ordered it again, this time from Amazon. wtf!

[Lori]

Excellent idea Bunny!

Now see, I was too stupid to think of that. What is happening to me? This reminds me of an old anti-drug PSA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJ...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I just had really strong coffee. That was pretty dumb...

[Amanda]

Dave. *sigh* Your hilariousness is hard to match.

Lori, is it the cookbook she bought with her haiku money? Because that one sounded yummeriffic (to steal a sally phrase)!