I hate falling in the toilet!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ha! Who knew! Apparently I don’t have the fat ass I thought I had! It was 3 am yesterday… when I decided to go take a shit! It was dark! But I fancy myself a vampire! Long story short I lift the sit and proceed to sit in the erm… throne… when bang! I lifted the whole thing! My butt got all wet in cold toilet water! I had to take a shower! Sometimes when she like that happen… and its really quiet… I’m sure I can hear god laughing… my life is so sad! =(

[smetchie]

Hahaha!! I've done that before.

[The Crimson Fucker]

so i'm not alone in this!!! such a horrible experience!

[smetchie]

I think most women have done it because men tend to leave the toilet seat up. We're always falling in @ 3am.

[Kasia]

Fun. Thanks for that Fooze, I do not feel alone in my 3am toilet mishaps any more!