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Dec 29, 2010 05:35PM
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Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?
bath without changing clothes because i would soak with clothes on and drip dry. next...
coffee is a stimulant. pick one eat one. plus he listens to white zombie on his ipod while picking. oh, and he has a third arm. next.
2092. it has something to do with the internet, oprah winfrey and macaroni and cheese is all i am saying. next?
Oh I found a better thread to ask this question. Both Kevin's, interestingly enough.Why do so many people stock up on Snugglies?
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "you already are. next...."
My work here is done.
My work here is done.
lori - because snugglies are soon to be outlawed (like jarts) due to safety concerns. misuse is rampant. plus people using snugglies are 78% more likely to give themselves dutch ovens while watching matlock.remember: when snugglies are outlawed, only outlaws will have snugglies.
next?
How long is it going to take the Australian cricket team to recover from being smashed by the Poms?
7 months, 2 weeks, 1 day and 4.2 hours. the british are a cheeky bunch and they won't soon let you forget. the ashes is a serious deal and wounds mend slowly. next?
(in case you question my qualifications)
I never doubted your qualifications Kevin, that's why I asked the question. :D
What is your name? What is your favorite color?
kevin duane sprinkle. brown. wait....yes, brown.
so double chins won't impede speech. next?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
Why should Larry have tuna for lunch, and are you going to sit next to him afterwards?
I want to know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Last I heard, the answer was, "the world may never know." Can you help?
All I have is Friskies brand tuna. Is that acceptable for lunch?
How did you survive the Indiana earthquake?
sarah pi - there are so many rainbow songs because the word "bow" rhymes with so many words like: grow, flow, stow, show, crow, low and toad if it is used in a rap song. the other side of the rainbow is a ghetto. sort of like one street off the main drag in cozumel
larry needs omega3 so tuna is natural choice plus easy. i would sit next to him if i were on a train. or on a train. or in a box. or with a fox.
2,340 short strokes or 1,983 serious licks. twirls and slurps not withstanding. next?
How how how did you survive the Indiana Earthquake? Why does the all-knowing one ignore me?
I saw what looked like an image of Jesus on a potato chip but I ate it anyway. Am I in trouble?
fortunately i had a storm shelter made from the same material they make black boxes out of for airplanes. i emerged unharmed but shaken up do to the news that brett farve was only fined $50kit is not ignoring, it is selective hearing
michael - not if you washed it down with wine. next?
sorry larry. missed that. yes, friskies is dolphin free. go ahead and indulge. that might be good on a milk bone biscuit. next?
That wood-chuck everyone's talking about: can he really chuck wood, or is it just hype? And if he can chuck wood, how much can he chuck?
he def can chuck. the other chucks call him the chuck-meister. as a matter of fact he even wears Chuck's. even though it's really his chucking business, i will reveal that he chucks about 7. or 8 on a good day.
I'm up to chapter three and I still don't know. Tell me, who wrote the book of love.
ike turner. i gotta tell you, the ending sucks. next?
The answer is Peanut Butter. What was the question?
sunday. you will spill something on you saturday and will need to freshen up.
Lyzzibug - What is not a good idea to wear as a bathing suit while on safari?
michael - a way to entice you to purchase a warranty for your extended warranty. next?
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