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message 1: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ask me anything. i've got a plethora of answers


message 2: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart When will I get fucked?


message 3: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments you already are. next....


message 4: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?


message 5: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments bath without changing clothes because i would soak with clothes on and drip dry. next...


message 6: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments coffee is a stimulant. pick one eat one. plus he listens to white zombie on his ipod while picking. oh, and he has a third arm. next.


message 7: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) When will the current Universe implode?


message 8: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments 2092. it has something to do with the internet, oprah winfrey and macaroni and cheese is all i am saying. next?


message 9: by Lori (new)

Lori Oh I found a better thread to ask this question. Both Kevin's, interestingly enough.

Why do so many people stock up on Snugglies?


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "you already are. next...."

My work here is done.


message 11: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments lori - because snugglies are soon to be outlawed (like jarts) due to safety concerns. misuse is rampant. plus people using snugglies are 78% more likely to give themselves dutch ovens while watching matlock.

remember: when snugglies are outlawed, only outlaws will have snugglies.

next?


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

How long is it going to take the Australian cricket team to recover from being smashed by the Poms?


message 13: by Kevin (last edited Dec 30, 2010 04:47AM) (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments 7 months, 2 weeks, 1 day and 4.2 hours. the british are a cheeky bunch and they won't soon let you forget. the ashes is a serious deal and wounds mend slowly. next?


message 14: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments description

(in case you question my qualifications)


message 15: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 30, 2010 05:05AM) (new)

I never doubted your qualifications Kevin, that's why I asked the question. :D


message 16: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) What should I have for lunch today?


message 17: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments tuna. next?


message 18: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments What is your name? What is your favorite color?


message 19: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments kevin duane sprinkle. brown. wait....yes, brown.


message 20: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Whew.


message 21: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Why is there gravity?


message 22: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments so double chins won't impede speech. next?


message 23: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?


message 24: by Jammies (new)

Jammies Why should Larry have tuna for lunch, and are you going to sit next to him afterwards?


message 25: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments I want to know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Last I heard, the answer was, "the world may never know." Can you help?


message 26: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) All I have is Friskies brand tuna. Is that acceptable for lunch?


message 27: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments How did you survive the Indiana earthquake?


message 28: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments sarah pi - there are so many rainbow songs because the word "bow" rhymes with so many words like: grow, flow, stow, show, crow, low and toad if it is used in a rap song. the other side of the rainbow is a ghetto. sort of like one street off the main drag in cozumel


message 29: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments larry needs omega3 so tuna is natural choice plus easy. i would sit next to him if i were on a train. or on a train. or in a box. or with a fox.


message 30: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments 2,340 short strokes or 1,983 serious licks. twirls and slurps not withstanding. next?


message 31: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments There's a TWHS somewhere in there. :P


message 32: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments How how how did you survive the Indiana Earthquake? Why does the all-knowing one ignore me?


message 33: by Michael (new)

Michael I saw what looked like an image of Jesus on a potato chip but I ate it anyway. Am I in trouble?


message 34: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments fortunately i had a storm shelter made from the same material they make black boxes out of for airplanes. i emerged unharmed but shaken up do to the news that brett farve was only fined $50k

it is not ignoring, it is selective hearing


message 35: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments michael - not if you washed it down with wine. next?


message 36: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) What about my Friskies question?


message 37: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments sorry larry. missed that. yes, friskies is dolphin free. go ahead and indulge. that might be good on a milk bone biscuit. next?


message 38: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan Lopez | 4726 comments That wood-chuck everyone's talking about: can he really chuck wood, or is it just hype? And if he can chuck wood, how much can he chuck?


message 39: by Kevin (last edited Dec 30, 2010 08:37AM) (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments he def can chuck. the other chucks call him the chuck-meister. as a matter of fact he even wears Chuck's. even though it's really his chucking business, i will reveal that he chucks about 7. or 8 on a good day.


message 40: by Michael (new)

Michael I'm up to chapter three and I still don't know. Tell me, who wrote the book of love.


message 41: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ike turner. i gotta tell you, the ending sucks. next?


message 42: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart When will I take a shower?


Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~ (lyzzibug) | 708 comments The answer is Peanut Butter. What was the question?


message 44: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments sunday. you will spill something on you saturday and will need to freshen up.


message 45: by Michael (new)

Michael What will they think of next?


message 46: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments Lyzzibug - What is not a good idea to wear as a bathing suit while on safari?


message 47: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments michael - a way to entice you to purchase a warranty for your extended warranty. next?


message 48: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Should I go pee now or later?


message 49: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart How does one make the perfect PB and J?


message 50: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Why is a cat's cradle called a cat's cradle, when there's no cat, and no cradle?


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