smoking gone wrong! (Anyone with google translate can speak Norwegian and type in funny letters.)

[The Crimson Fucker]

i dont know why... but it's always the last one in the box!! when i grab it i feel the need to do something stupid (this time it was standing infront of the mirror and doing some dancing like
Shakira in the Ojos Asi unplugged video ) and after that i go smoke my cancer stick... but i always light it in the wrong side!!!! FUCKKKKKKK!!!! i hate that shit!!! i hate it!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

DAMN YOU SHAKIRA!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

[Tom]

Alfonso wrote: "DAMN YOU SHAKIRA!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!"

I could go along with that.

[[deleted user]]

I love Shakira. Especially her Spanish music (as opposed to her English music.) And she can definitely dance.

HATERS ARE JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER HIPS DON'T LIE!!!

[Harry]

I'm a big fan of her hips...that's no lie either.

[Reads with Scotch]

money maker fo sho.

[Rusty]

Harry wrote: "I'm a big fan of her hips...that's no lie either."

Would you like to know what's underneath her clothes?

[Harry]

Rusty wrote: "Would you like to know what's underneath her clothes? "

Sure...why not?

[Rusty]

Sinner.

[[deleted user]]

Hun rister dem mange måter.

[[deleted user]]

Jeg er sikker. Min suksess skyldes teknologi.

[[deleted user]]

I was thinking that Norwegian must be an easily-translated language, because things never make as much sense in other languages.

[Rusty]

Jeg finner ikke Shakira som attraktiv, men hun vet hvordan du skal riste dem hoftene.

Norwegian does seem to make a lot of sense when translated. I wonder if that's because English and Norwegian belong to the same language family.

[Stina]

I keep trying to write a sentence with the word whore in it and then translate. It doesn't change. Is it a cognate?

[Rusty]

Sorry can't help you much. Prostitute's pretty close, too.

du er en prostituert

[Rusty]

That sentence is just an example. It's not directed toward anyone.......in particular.

[smetchie]

en hore av andre navn ...

[Rusty]

...vil fortsatt gjøre sleng og kile for $ 50.

[Stina]

Jeg hater at jeg ikke har hatt sex på så lenge at jeg har mest sannsynlig blitt en ny jomfruhinne, ligner på en regenerert sjøstjerne arm eller øgle hale.

[Dave]

That language has some really gay letters.

[[deleted user]]

Hahahahaa, Kristina!!!

Jeg ler ikke fordi du ikke får sex. Jeg ler fordi du er morsom.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, Dave. And some totally 'tarded ones.

[Stina]

Ha... I wrote "grown" a new hymen and they decided I meant become.

GROWN a new hymen... like a regenerated starfish arm or lizard tail. (Hopefully not in the shape of either of those things).

[[deleted user]]

Womit! So cute!!

[smetchie]

Jeg vedder det er noen horer som ønsker sin hymens ville regenerere! De kan være i stand til å lade ekstra for det.

[Harry]

Kosmetiske kirurger vil gjøre en jomfruhinne rekonstruksjon prosedyre.

For hennes 17. bryllupsdag, ville Jeanette Yarborough å gjøre noe spesielt for sin mann. I tillegg til planlegging av et hotell tilfluktssted for helgen, betalte Ms Yarborough en kirurg $ 5000 til feste hennes jomfruhinne, noe som gjør henne synes å være jomfru igjen.

"Det er den ultimate gaven til mannen som har alt," sier Ms Yarborough

[smetchie]

Jeanette Yarborough er en dum tosk.

[smetchie]

Why did that come out "stupid fool?" When I said "dumb twit?"

[Harry]

stramt tosk

[smetchie]

stramt og utviklingshemmede

Jeg tror nå hennes jomfruhinne matcher hennes hjernen

[[deleted user]]

Harry wrote: "Kosmetiske kirurger vil gjøre en jomfruhinne rekonstruksjon prosedyre.

For hennes 17. bryllupsdag, ville Jeanette Yarborough å gjøre noe spesielt for sin mann. I tillegg til planlegging av et hote..."


GROSS!!!

[smetchie]

Tell it to google translate, Oddrun.

[smetchie]

what got translated to octoroon?!?!? That's an ugly racial slur.