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Pyjamas in public.
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janine
(last edited Dec 10, 2010 12:27PM)
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Dec 10, 2010 12:26PM
i like wearing skinny jeans, but jean leggings are just one step too far for me.
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Jonathan wrote: "obviously very tall and skinny--was usually wearing really tight jeans and fancy cowboy boots. Definitely caught your eye."No ... your eye.
Sally wrote: "I think an ass on a man just looks weird."
Jonathan, you find the best pictures. Are you avoiding a deadline? I see a correlation in picture posting/looming work.
I'm pretty much done for the day, Carol. Turned in my work.And Larry, you're absolutely right, I was the only one in the neighborhood who noticed O'Brien. People can just be so oblivious sometimes...
The google image search for "man baffles donkey pinata" turned up nothing useful.
Jonathan wrote: "The google image search for "man baffles donkey pinata" turned up nothing useful."this made me laugh harder than an image would've, thanks
Riders have been wearing riding jeans for years - they're kind of stretch denim. I don't like 'em, but some people do I guess.
:)Jeggings and skinny jeans... I am looking forward to when they go away. Ugh.
Pj's in public... never!!! unless I'm ill or my child is ill and I'm out at the store at 3 am...
There's a mom at my son's school that wears jams in the morning to drop off her kid. She works 3rd shift, so she gets home, throws on her pj's brings the kid to school and goes home to sleep.
I think I'd wait to don the pj's when I got home.
and... LOOK AT THE ASS ON THAT MAN!WOOOT!
Larry wrote: "That Jonathan."As opposed to the other Jonathan?
Pajamas in public? Not at the Swiss bank UBS, which has issued a 40-plus-page dress code for employees worldwide.Highlights:
* "Men should don footgear with a shoehorn; women should not wear new shoes."
* Button your dress coat when you stand, ALWAYS.
* "Women may wear no more than seven jewels, men three."
* "Ties are compulsory, and to be tied with 'authorized knots.'"
* "The hair-care section notes studies have shown that properly cared-for hair and a stylish haircut 'increase an individual's popularity.'"
* "UBS's advice for men even extends to underwear, which should be of good quality and easily washable, but still remain undetectable."
* Lingerie should be "skin-colored," and women's skirts should not be "too tight behind."
* Ties must match the "morphology of the face."
More: http://gawker.com/5713713/how-to-dres...
The Swiss Bank should have a dress-code-off with Disney.
I've always picked the tie first, and then morphed my face to match.
Sarah Pi wrote: "The Swiss Bank should have a dress-code-off with Disney."
Sally wrote: "PS: I'm wearing skinny jeans today and I'm SO proud of myself."1. YAY! I'm very proud of you, Sally.
2. I wish I could get away with wearing jeggings.
3. I've been known to wear pajamas in public. But at least I don't go grocery shopping with deer pee on me after an early morning hunt on Thanksgiving Day.
Jonathan wrote: "Pajamas in public? Not at the Swiss bank UBS, which has issued a 40-plus-page dress code for employees worldwide.Highlights:
* "* "Men should don footgear with a shoehorn; women should not wear new shoes..."
I'm puzzling over why women shouldn't wear new shoes. Too shiny?
"Lingerie should be "skin-colored"But what if Susie SwissBanker doesn't have any clean nude undies?!! Should she go with the neon green or would it be advisable to go commando rather than getting busted for wearing colorful underwear? Is no undies considered to be out of uniform?
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Sally wrote: "I think shoes shouldn't be new at that workplace in case they hurt the feet and cause that stupid new shoe limp."That's kind of what I was thinking it meant. Either that or doctoring the dreaded blister can be a bit distracting.
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Or because new shoes sometimes squeak, and the squeak might be amplified in a cavernous bank?
You're not thinking dirty enough. The truth is that male bankers will be distracted, as the shine on the shoes acts as a mirror (and I don't mean to the soul).Yeah, I went there.
It is probably more the idea that excites them more than the reality of seeing something.
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Sally wrote: "I was meaning to make you think about what I was thinking you meant to say! Wow!"I knew that.
I haven't been in this thread in a while. Three things.1. Sally secretly wants to skitch.
2. I keep seeing the commercial for the pajama jeans.
3. I thought of this thread yesterday in the library, where a girl in her twenties wearing pajama pants that, ahem, did not cover all of her skin. I wanted to cover my twelve year old's eyes.
I can't believe this thread has gotten to 108 posts with no mention of Bananas in Pyjamas.
Barb, do you really not know who they are? :feels very old:
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Last night I went outside and saw an elephant in my pajamas.
Oh wow. My oldest one went as Bananas in Pajamas one year for halloween. He was just shy of 2 at the time. It was so adorable.
