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I hate when people make fun of my accent in my own house!!!
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Jul 09, 2008 09:32PM
Apparently people can get enough of it… they’re not satisfied with repeating almost everything I say at work… but in my house my cousin feels is freaking hilarious that every time one of her friends is visiting she start asking me to say certain words… look I can't pronounce the words vegetables, party, and nostrils even if my life depended on it!! I’m about to start walking around with a big board hanging from my neck and write what I want to say instead of talking!!! Why can they just let me be??? Am I asking for too much?? i mean a few times is funny… but every single fucking time somebody comes thru that door the first time she does is ask me to say vegetables!!! And they explain how funny it is the fact that I’m a vegetarian who can say vegetables (yes I am force to say the word vegy when ordering food) I want her to let me be!!! Seth, when are you going to actually use those self-hypnosis powers of yours to help me??? cuz every time I ask you to I get a big fuck you or you screw from the spirit world… can you do something about this??? Like make her fart really hard when she ask me???
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Good, demonic attacks, spontaneous combustion, assassination contracts, good stuff good stuff… but can you do something about my cousin???
I like that cobra idea… but a spiritual brain wash sounds better…
I like the farting idea, is there a demon for that?Alphonso, I used to lisp badly and my name has a distinct sibilant in it. Some people thought it was hilarious that I boned the pronunciation of my own name.
There are a lot of ignorant fucktards out there waiting to get a laugh at someone else's expense.
Tesse, I know!! I’m one of them!! But even I have my limits! Is just that sometimes I feel like is 24/7!!
I second the cobra idea at this point.People who drive a joke into the ground suck.
Great, now I'm thinking about farting cobras.
I think there is actually a farting snake!
"When threatened, many snakes produce clear warning sounds. Some hiss, others rattle. But place a Sonoran Coral Snake in the same situation, and the best it can do is fart."Your hypnotic skills won't work on me, Seth!
Wait, what the hell?
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! They bite!
Can it bite and fart at the same time??? cuz that will be freaking hilarious!!! Hey is that snake biting her?? And farting? O_o WTF!!!
If it is… than that man has no sense of humor!!! Just imagine somebody running around with a snake attach to a hand screaming like crazy while the snake farts…. guahahahhahahahaha
i swear for my life!!! Thunk... see he was lying there aint not farting cobra!
See?Wisdom and grace.
All I could do was endorse her getting attacked by flatulent reptiles.
Montambo, I’ve try it all… her new trick is to make keyla (AKA Lilith) ask me to say vegetable and then start laughing cuz a 3 year old can and I can’t!!! but I fought back yesterday I ask her to say otorrinolaringologo in Spanish and she can =P and Lilith can say cuatro (Spanish for 4) =P
Yes, I have. It's one of my favorites.I love the part where he describes having to leave class early, they did that at my school too.
I never had aspersions cast on my sexuality, though.
I just got accused of being too lazy to speak correctly. This was in Texas, too. I remember thinking they were nuts for criticizing my manner of speech.
an otorrinolaringologo is the doctor that takes care of your ears (oto) your nose (rino) and your throat (laringe)
Uh Alfonso, in your first post I think you mean can'T when you are saying can.Heehee. You are so cute!
I did that on purpose to see if ya’ll playing attention!
If it makes you feel any better, Alfonso, I’ve been speaking Spanish for 14 years, and I still get mocked sometimes, too. And I’m disadvantaged in that I have little or no access to demonic, flatulent snakes.Well, not anymore, that is to say. The upkeep is really expensive, so I had to give them up. But I made sure they went to a good family.
hee hee. Rusty is funny.Damnit, I'm JEALOUS! I want to speak Spanish.
Amanda, if I can learn Spanish, anybody can. Heck, with all that disposable income (from selling exclamation marks) you could get a private tutor.
But I was gonna use that money to buy whiskey. Shit. This is a tough decision: get drunk (again) or broaden my horizons?
Why not do both at the same time? They are not mutually exclusive. I remember waaaaay more German when I'm drunk.
That or you could get a Spanish tutor drunk and trick them into teaching you for free. Your choice.
Alfonso! Dude, I'll totally trade you Spanish lessons for English lessons!(Sucker--he already knows English. Guahahahaha.)
No it isn’t the same cousin… that one was visiting this one lives with me =P I love her but sometimes I want to choke her!!!, on the other hand my Spanish is really good… I’ll trade Spanish language, culture, and food knowledge for the ability to speak proper English any day of the week =P
Alfonso, I don't think your new picture conforms to goodreads user license agreement.
namecalling is not very nice bunnybesides, I'm not afraid of them..they're quite tasty.
Is just a random Shroom that I found while searching the words “big tasty mushroom* on mother Google image search… a lot of people think it looks like something else I just don’t see it tho… what is it that y’all see???Amelia, I didn’t take that picture… you can find me in a lot of weird places… the wilderness is not going to be one of them… I’m an urban hermit not a real hermit…
I spit on your kisses.I throw them to the floor and stomp on them.
I spit on your kisses' graves.
Sheesh. Where'd that come from?
Kisses, don
quit playing coy alfonsoit doesn't become you
Fine, you catch me!!! Is a dick!! And I was looking for the words "penis, optical illusion" and yes I wanted to post it here to see how long till somebody reports me!! And after that I have a better one... a whole field of the damn things!!! Now can somebody kiss my Mushroom... it haven’t been kiss in months!!!
When I first saw Alphonso's new avatar I thought it was the work of Cynthia plaster caster.BTW- I googled 'big tasty mushroom' and got some pretty pictures of food but no fungipeen.
Aaahhh...computer lag.
but alfonso, there are kids on goodreads.not that it would matter to me, I want my kid to be comfortable with all parts of her body and others' but I know some parents who would object.
*collapses in awe and relief at Donna's feet*I thought I was going to explode.
Look is just a mushroom if you show it to a kid is probably going to tell you the same thing… if someone thinks that because it looks like a big hard cock is going to corrupt the fragile mind of their kids… well I pity them kids…
You're.....not.....gonna......make.....me....cry.....sniff...sniff.
Can I have roasted goat brain instead?With a side of cooked blood.
Message #7. Tessa, I was showing this threat to my cousin and I think I fix her… but while doing it I remember something… I pretty sure that there is a demon for farting in Dante’s Divine Comedy… when he is walking with the demons (I don’t know how it goes in English I read it in Spanish) one of the demons makes a trumpet out of his ass “y de su culo hiso trompeta” argg I don’t remember I read that a long time ago but I’m pretty sure that there was a farting demon… there is also The Violator from Spawn… Seriously y’all I need a life….
It's been so long since I've read Dante, but I would not doubt that there is a gaseous demon in The Divine Comedy.I googled "fart / farting demon" and found a few instances of possession by demons of the windy sort, so there's hope!
If you find a life, let me know. Apparantly I could use one as well.
