This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate chess (AKA Sarah and Steve and Alfonso are really competitive).
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Jul 01, 2008 08:16PM
I take it that means you lost to Alfonso.
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no, it means she is on the run right now =P
I hate anyone who is even decent at chess, I'm so bad at it I hardly play. I am too spontaneous and intuitive. I deeply respect the game.
Guahahah, I’ma go watch some movies from Seth’s comic selection =P, have a goodnight Montambito (that means something like small Montambo in Spanish) think about what I told you…
Lol, I don’t know about that smart people liking chess thing… I know a lot of people who are smart and don’t like chess… I love chess cuz I’m Alfonso Gutierrez a merciless megalomaniac with diabolical insidious plans to take over the world so I can rule it under my Malevolent and merciless baleful mean will!
i think i used merciless twice... oh well
I'm with Jackie and Ali. I prefer Literati, Mahjong, Spades, and Pinochle.
I love chess, and a surprising number of Seth's adjectives fit me. Good call Seth.
I have resisted chess for many years because Steve told me he thought I'd be great at it because I can be a bit ruthless when it comes to winning.However...
1. I am only that ruthless with him.
2. He was most likely looking for an easy mark because the man is pathological about winning EVERYTHING. I mean everything! From a coin toss to who can handle the spiciest curry.
Perhaps I'm missing out but I've been okay
with my decision so far.
So, Sarah, you don't have to justify your chess hatred at all. Hate away.
There are no losers when you play who can eat the spiciest curry.
It's hilarious!Sweating and turning red while piling on more and more sambal or pickled chile peppers.
You're right Logan, it's the type of contest I'll get in any day.
Guahahahahah, you think Steve have winning issues??? I remember watching a movie a long time ago where this crazy teacher ends up playing the Russian roulette with one of his crazy students… and the teachers grabs the gun and I don’t remember what he said but he goes bang, bang, bang till the hammer finds the bullet…. And I’m like oh shit!! If he did that to me I’ll grab the gun and do the same shit just to prove that nobody beats me! And then the student grabs the guns and says something like: what you think you crazier than me?? You think you better than me… puts another bullet on the gun and does the same shit…. at this point I’m like YEAH!!! You tell that mother fucker… in other words… I don’t like losing… if I have to pluck one of my eyes to take 2 of my opponent I’ll do it!
You'd be better off with the spiciest curry Montambo!
Maybe you can be Rocky's friend who gets bumped off by the russian killing machine :D
Maybe you can be Rocky's friend who gets bumped off by the russian killing machine :D
You wish! Prepare to fall to the ferocious fleetness of "The feet of fury!!!"
Oh, what on Earth did I do with the joke about the chilli eating contest?The third judge, who had never eaten chilli before was a definite loser.
Exactly, Dave. I'm into Big Bang chess on my computer, too, although I hate the way that the cyber opponents trash talk.
The god’s of chess have spoken!!! Is a draw… great game tho… I was eating my freaking nails the whole time!!! Here the results:
Game in PGN format:
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[Event "Online Chess"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2008.07.13"]
[Round "1"]
[White "Steve_Mort"]
[Black "Feanor001"]
[Result "1/2-1/2"]
[WhiteElo "1296"]
[BlackElo "1284"]
[TimeControl "1 in 3 days"]
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 f6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. Nd5 Ne7 6. Ne3 Qd7 7. Nxg4 Qxg4 8. Qd3 Nbc6 9. h4 Nb4 10. Qb5+ Nec6 11. Qxb7 Qxe4+ 12. Be3 Nxc2+ 13. Kd1 Rb8 14. Qxc7 Nxa1 15. Nd2 Qg4+ 16. f3 Qd7 17. Qxd7+ Kxd7 18. g3 Rxb2 19. Bh3+ Kd8 20. Ke2 exd4 21. Rc1 dxe3 22. Rxc6 exd2 23. Rc8+ Ke7 24. Rc7+ Kd8 25. Rc8+ Ke7 26. Rc7+ Kd8 27. Rc8+ Ke7 28. Rc7+ Kd8 29. Rc8+ 1/2-1/2
If you talking about ches… well that’s sad… I just keep picturing you going 300 on the poor kids =P…. screaming to the poor kids TONIGHT!!! Y’ALL DIE IN HELL!!!I feel so tempted to make a Lafave joke here….
Omg!!!! Nobody ever gets my jokes BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is the second time in goodreads!! First Karen and Mr. Greg and now you!!!! Google Debra Lafave
guahahahahah, that's why i didnt make the joke =P
You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.
I don’t think I’d hesitate on using a 5 year old as a weapon… besides they started it!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Chess. Best game ever - even beats Advanced Squad Leader. Good to see some die hard fans here.
Hold it Montambo I saw him first!!!!!! *foam start coming out of Alfonso’s mouth* fresh meat!!!!
So... not bill care for a friendly chess game in chess.com?
Alfonso is the worst teacher ever. Instead of playing chess with me like a good older brother, he gave me a 700 pages long book about how to play it.-I was 8 at the time-
Is it just me or this is not a proper way to teach someone how to play chess?
No he only lock me up when he wanted me to level up his Final Fantasy games.
Dude in my defense… I did try to play with her I explained her a lot of crap but she wouldn’t play attention!!! So I said fuck it!! I told her one day she’ll regret it
Hell, hey i paid you good money and animes for that!
That is your defense! You expected me to be thrill about playing a game that required me to read a 700 page long book!! What is wrong with you! No you did not pay me! You took that money out of my piggy bank to start with.
And as I remember you just said I would finally get time with the PS, since you refuse to play Mario Kart with me.
dude the book was like 200 pages...
Oh wait, the anime was good. But you ration it so I would have to play for hours before getting even 30 minutes infront of one.
stop it hell you making me look like an evil bastard!
i was a cool big brother damn it!
lol dude it was like 200 pages she just dont remember right
Pilo, the book did not fit in my hand! How big do you think that was. But on your defense you also made me clean your room for several of those animes.
STOP IT!!! i was busy with school!!!! i need a maid!
can it be a Victorian maid costume?? and can i barrow her for a few hours? wtf my lil sis is here watch your mouth!
So instead of your lil sister I was your maid?
Hah! A DDR dance-off between the Montambonator and Mumbles! Wish I could see that!
I'm stuck at work until 6, or I would be there, Sarah, with my dancing socks on. Or stomping socks, as the case may be with DDR.
It would make things even if my nickname wasn't "Steve, the Mexican jumping bean"!!
You're goin' down like Monica Lewinsky on the Titanic, Montambo!!
You're goin' down like Monica Lewinsky on the Titanic, Montambo!!
CRASS! SEXIST! OFENNSIVE!I like it }:-D
97 minutes left Montambo~! Your move!!!
Where is Montambo? Did Steve beat her so badly at DDR she can't show her face here again? Did she go in search of Tesse?
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