I hate the RPG Groups!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ok… I like RPGs that’s no secret… I even used to play MUDs… (This is that part of my life that I like to refer to as Alfonso’s Dark Age, it was sad…) but this is fucking ridiculous!!!! Check this out: http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show_g... !!! They actually role play about being a fucking dog? How the fuck you do that??? What are your special fucking skills? bark? I didn’t read the whole thing but I wonder if at some point somebody uses pee lv4 on a tree and gains some experience points out of it, or some stupid shit like that!!! Or this one: http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show_g... so… is a bunch of kids role playing about being in high school??? I just… can… take this shit!!! Whatever happened to the good old fashion I’m a warrior, you a mage, she a thief (I know there is no such thing as a chick who plays D&D by the way check this out http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHIMJVD9LS... )

Anyway I’ve been wanted to say that for a couple of weeks now… it feels good to get it out of my chest… 1 down 10 more to go…

[The Crimson Fucker]

Guahahahah, Seth they actually have a Cat RPG section… I wish it was as funny as yours… but it’s just sad and stupid!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Now let’s role play about being pigs.. We can play on our own feces and get 30 minutes long orgasms…

[Reads with Scotch]

So what you’re saying is pigs are tantric sex masters. I knew I was an asshole for a good reason.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

tantric sex

Why are you talking like that, Seth?

[Lori]

ppl! sumthing 4 u ppl!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Yeah, blame the Dominican Kid! I think is your fault!! You know you want to fuck!! Maybe you been doing that tantric sex stuff for years now, and we you finally grab a woman… well poor her!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

what up, Lori?

[The Crimson Fucker]

You damn right I’m Dominican! Born and raised in Mandinga representing y’all! (insert that cliché Sammy Sosa hand signs shit)


Un saludo a Chiquitica alla en Villa Toton!

[Reads with Scotch]

I have this mental picture in my head of Seth utilizing his manly hydraulics, to propel the poor office girl across the room.



I think you should warn her of your pent up sexual anxiety Seth, it is really for her safety. Perhaps if she knows about the required safety harness, and roll cage required to safely engage in sexual acts with you she will pass it up. Then again she could be a total closet freak and you would just doom yourself to a weekend of great sex.