I hate sneezing

[smetchie]

There's this little glitch in my shoulder or something and every time I sneeze I get an excruciating pain there. It goes away as soon as the sneeze is over but now I know it's going to happen so every time I feel a sneeze coming I'm all tensing in anticipation and that makes it worse. You make a fucking stupid face when you sneeze as it is, add excruciating pain and an auto-response-hand-to-shoulder-jerk and you look like a fucking retard having a fit. FML.

[The Crimson Fucker]

i hate when i sneeze and fart... so awkward!

[smetchie]

The sneeze doesn't sort of cover up for the, you know.

[The Crimson Fucker]

yeah, but you always get kind of paranoiac about somebody maybe hearing the little fart... as i said... awkward! i dont sneeze around hot chicks!

[Rusty]

Just do what I do and ignore the pain, Smetch. Eventually it will go away......................or develop into a blood clot and kill you. Either way, no more shoulder pain.

[Harry]

I've had the sneeze-fart and also a cough-fart from time to time. You're right, it is awkward.