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[~Geektastic~]

Jammies wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Clark wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Yep, he's gone off, pouting and screaming and calling Barb a bitch."

Sheesh..."

Right! And he said we were cult-like! and too serious!"

Clearly, he'..."

Someone got chased off?? Man, I keep missing all the good stuff lately.

[Sally, la reina]

Wed did not chase him off. He acted in a bizarre way, we called him on it, and then he stopped posting.

[~Geektastic~]

Ah. I do miss everything these days.

[Cynthia]

Two birthday rules?
Leave me alone and
Give me whatever I ask for.

[Félix]

Is that the same as the bitch rules?

[Sally, la reina]

Cynthia's rules seem contradictory.

[Cynthia]

My minions are to grant my many wishes through a barred, plexiglass window. Like at a Package Store.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sensible.

[Félix]

That seems reasonable.

[Cynthia]

I am absolutely the voice of reason.

[Amy]

Cynthia wrote: "My minions are to grant my many wishes through a barred, plexiglass window. Like at a Package Store."

Minions should be neither seen nor heard. They should grant wishes in a swift, efficient, and stealth-like manner.

Hope you're having a great birthday!

[Félix]

Minions reminds me of onions.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Funyuns remind me of onions.

[Félix]

Bunions remind me of my father.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Stanchions remind me of onions, funyuns, bunions, and minions.

[Phil]

But what about grunion?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I'm not familiar with that one.

[Félix]

Grunion are two fish species of the genus Leuresthes: the California grunion, L. tenuis, and the Gulf grunion L. sardinas. They are sardine-sized teleost fish of the Atherinopsidae family of New World silversides, found only off the coast of California, USA, and Baja California, Mexico where the species is found on both the Pacific Ocean and Gulf of California coasts. Many people enjoy catching grunion at events called "Grunion Runs."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I always liked the Union.

[Félix]

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No, the official United States and its government during the American Civil War.

[Félix]

Yankees.

[Félix]

Bitch, briefly.

[Emily]

Cynthia wrote: "Two birthday rules?
Leave me alone and
Give me whatever I ask for."

Almost:
Rule number one: it's your birthday until you go to sleep.
Rule number two: everyone has to do everything you say.

[evie]

The twisted bra strap .

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The bra strap that has lost 99% of its elasticity.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

In muggy weather, having my hair blown into my face.

[Sally, la reina]

My belly flesh has lost its elasticity

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I need a haircut so bad I'm embarrassed to go to the salon. I feel like they're gonna say, "Girl, you waited too long. We can't do anything for you anymore. Sorry. Have a nice day."

[Sally, la reina]

I had that situation today. Now my hair is very short. But that is because they usually get excited by my curls and diffuse the whole heap into a tight little lady perm. Not a fan.

Also, there is way too much product in my hair and it feels all gooiecky.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I want to go short but not super short. I don't want a pixie cut or anything like that, I just want it to be mostly off my neck. Maybe longer layers on bottom, shorter layers atop, a wedge shape?

I haven't been able to find anything like it on the internets. All the hair pix on the internets are so samey, it's like a bunch of lemmings posted them.

[Sally, la reina]

I now have a wedge. Super short on top and longer sides. Off my neck because it is ungodly hot in our new house.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

That's what I need. I'm not sure my hair is right for it though, my hair is not fine. It has some texture (but it's not curly).

[Sally, la reina]

can you see this?

[Sally, la reina]

nope

[Sally, la reina]

It really isn't what I was hoping for right now. But I have confidence, my friend Erin does really good hair. It will look good tomorrow.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes, actually my hair would have that amount of body on a humid day.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We really should have posted all this in the hair thread.

[Sally, la reina]

There is a hair thread?

[Sally, la reina]

Honestly, my hair is rightfully bugging me right now on myriad levels. It was too shaggy. Now it is too 80's looking. There is a weird hole in the perimiter of my haircut and my nose is incredibly long and not retrousse at all.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/5...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A hole in the perimeter? Ha!

Actually that cut is very 1989. Very cutting edge 1989.

It still looks good, though! Don't get me wrong.

[evie]

Sally wrote: "My belly flesh has lost its elasticity"

Babies .

[Cynthia]

Sally wrote: "I had that situation today. Now my hair is very short. But that is because they usually get excited by my curls and diffuse the whole heap into a tight little lady perm. Not a fan.

Also, ther..."

OH MY Sally, we are so like sisters here. I hate too much product and I do not go for the diffuser. The only way to deal with my curl/frizz is to let it air-dry. I have been telling my stylist this for 20 years. Still she was ask me if I want to diffuse or if I want her to Straighten My Hair today. What?

[Cynthia]

Lobstergirl wrote: "A hole in the perimeter? Ha!

Actually that cut is very 1989. Very cutting edge 1989.

It still looks good, though! Don't get me wrong."

I had a similar cut for many years, but more stacked in the back. The nape of my neck had to be shaved a tiny bit to make the stack look right. Too high maintenance, especially in the heat.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

When someone refers to something that is not a novel, as a novel. I just read a review of a book about how to write a bestseller that began, "I was intrigued by the premise of this novel."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

From the Trib's front page (web). The one sentence article summary under the headline.

"The NFL-hyped matchup of Jay Cutler and the reloaded Bears verses his Packers' counterpart Aaron Rodgers fizzled as Green Bay man-handled Chicago 23-10."

Really? Verses?

[Félix]

Second verse, same as the first. "I'm 'enery the eighth I am . . ."

[Phil]

"'enery the eighth I am, I am..."

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TGIF...seriously? Get back in your time machine and go back to the 80's, because I hate you.