This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Prefaces
My favorite is "Hey, wanna see something?" It's great because there's NO middle ground... it's either awesome, gross or awesomely gross.
Kristina wrote: "My favorite is "Hey, wanna see something?" It's great because there's NO middle ground... it's either awesome, gross or awesomely gross."Okay Kristina, that reminds me of an incident that ocurred many years ago. I was slightly inebriated and I had the following conversation with my sister:
Rusty: Now listen to me, if someone asks you to smell their finger, under no circumstances should you ever consider smelling said finger (This advice was unsolicited, and I have no idea why I even mentioned it).
Sister: What are you even talking about? Why would anyone ask me to do that?
Rusty: That's not important, just......just take my advice. Just, don't do it. Just say no.
Sister: Okaaaaaaaaaaaay
TWO WEEKS LATER
Sister: Rusty, it happened.
Rusty: What happened?
Sister: I was hanging out with some friends last night, and this guy asked me to smell his finger.
Rusty: Whoa! You didn't, did you?
Sister: Yeah I di...
Rusty: Damnit! What did I tell you.
Sister: I know, I know. You were right.
Rusty: ............What did it smell like?
Sister: Vomit and root beer.
Rusty: Okay...well, all things considered, it could have been much, much worse.
So, this may not have a lot to do with Kristina's post, but it does display the fact that alcohol may give me precognitive powers. Maybe that's why I quit. The burden of know what the future holds, and all that.
"All due respect...""Wanna know what your problem is?"
damn! i love that little story that Rusty posted! damn it!"let me tell toy a funny story..."
"i don't know how to say this..."
Hey Kristina!!!!You wanna see something?
work preface I hate, "Marie do you have a minute"for what?
for who?
for how many minutes, really?
or "Marie are you free from _______ to _______"
nope.
Gretchen wrote: "Hey Kristina!!!!You wanna see something?"
Always!
This is getting slightly off topic, but, for any man really, the worst preface has always been; "we need to talk". I would much rather the wife just knee'd me in the groin right then and there, and have it over with.
Kristina wrote: "Gretchen wrote: "Hey Kristina!!!!You wanna see something?"
Always!"
I have a really super duper gross picture of my friend's foot right after he had his toe amputated. I mentioned it somewhere else around here in a pathetic attempt to get someone to ask to see it. It's super gross and yet fascinating. I can't stop looking at it but I also feel an overwhelming need to share it with someone. My husband refuses to look at it. So if you want to see a super disgusting* amputated toe picture, Kristina or anyone else, PM me. Don't worry Bunny, I would never post something that awful in a thread.
*I'm not kidding. It's gross.
Gretchen wrote: "Kristina wrote: "Gretchen wrote: "Hey Kristina!!!!You wanna see something?"
Always!"
I have a really super duper gross picture of my friend's foot right after he had his toe amputated.
Guess what everyone? It's freaking awesome and freaking gross.
What happened that the toe had to be amputated?
He has diabetes. You might have noticed that the rest of his toes are not looking so hot either. Crap his whole foot looks awful really. I'm shocked they only took the toe. Poor guy. But how much does he rock for taking a picture of it?!?!
I had a friend in NY who pierced his weewee... according to him chicks were to get curious and ask him to show em... and at that point he eas supposed to be half way there.. I still have a picture of it on my phone... wanna see it?
How many penis photos do you have on your phone?
A few f mine, one of my birth mark in my left nut, and my friend's pierced penis... I have also several boobs and a few vaginas... (multimadia back up to sexting)
Alfonso wrote: "I had a friend in NY who pierced his weewee... according to him chicks were to get curious and ask him to show em... and at that point he eas supposed to be half way there.. I still have a picture ..."I do!! I do!!
Sent! And you can tell that ain't mine...
Hahahaa, he did it himself while his penis was hard!
Well, on his defense it did work with you... if you was some frunk chick on a party... and you aske to see it... you'll have to make it hard in order for him to agree to it... and safter he shows it to you... well its already out may as well give it a little kiss!Damn! It works better than my left nut birthmark that may or may not look like cuba!
A few times... a had a few cuban gfs... they all disagree with me tho...
Sometimes it makes me sad tho... dated this chick for a long time once... and one day while talking about my left arm birth mark... I told her that the one on my nut was cooler... and she was like "you have one on your nut?" Keep in mind that it was like 20 minutes after a really nice blow job, where some tea bagging was used! And she didn't saw it! My feelings were hurt cuz she wasent playing enough attention to my balls!
Alfonso.1) I don't know about this chick but my eyes are located near the top portion of my face. (not in my mouth)
2)It's perfectly natural to close your eyes when
3)You're super super gay, and probably a woman. Or something even sappier than a woman. There's no way any self-respecting heterosexual male gives a good goddamn whether or not a woman pays attention to his balls with her eyeballs. So I'm going to assume you're pulling my leg here. Which is fine. This is fun.
1 and 2: Didn't you ever watched "a knight's tale"? Real heroes go for it with their eyes open! That's how you know they awesome!3.as I already mention before... if you call me gay... in my culture I am bounf to proof you wrong! So... next time I see you I will seduce you!
Wait. I watched A Knight's Tale, I think. Is that with sexy dead Heath Ledger? I don't remember sex in that movie.
God fucking damn it! Stupid english!
p.s. your swearing is always dead on.
i try... the way you analyze my swearing makes it sounds like you have some dominican
Gretchen wrote: "::keeps straight face::No."
would you like some?
Montambo wrote: "No Dominican on you?"Nope. No Dominican on me. I've got a dress on. And a little sweater. And shoes. And a watch. But no dominican.
This is hurting mah feelings, Greatchen!
Woah! How did I do that to your name? I think my phone might have some German on it!
Oh! Yours has some German on it too! (I like our new books!)
3)You're super super gay, and probably a woman. Or something even sappier than a woman. There's no way any self-respecting heterosexual male gives a good goddamn whether or not a woman pays attention to his balls with her eyeballs. If I ever friend request Fonoso, and he says yes, I am going to use the above in my friend description of him. Also, if Fonoso is a fan of Knight's Tale, he's just confirming Gretchen's assertion.
For example:
- I don't want to get too personal, but....
- Don't take this the wrong way......
- Now, let me say first that I am in no way, shape or form a racist, but.....