This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
the complete list of arbitrary fashion rules by Teresa (and anyone else) to be enforced under penalty of death* by hanging in a public square.
Hang me. I wear brown shoes and a brown belt damn near every time i wear black pants...because i just don't care enough to worry about it. Hang my girlfriend, too. She wears Crocs to work...in a vet clinic, because they're comfortable and you can easily wash the crap and blood and pee off.
9. Your butt should not hang out below your shorts or skirt unless you're working at Hooters or somewhere similar.
(Don't worry, Tom. We're all hanging in Teresa's world. Her fashion rules are absolutely ruthless. The good news is she's extremely fair and eventually will have to hang herself for some minor infraction like chipped toenail polish.)
11. NO mock turtle-necks at any time.12. No button downs un-buttoned to show chest hair.
I'm so glad I don't have chest hair... My dad looks like a 70's porn star. Every time a birthday rolls around I go do a through 360 check in the wife's bathroom just to make sure there are no hairs sprouting up anywhere. I think I would much prefer male pattern baldness.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "I'm so glad I don't have chest hair..."Me too! That would suck.
But you are a girl. At least if you got chest hair you could braid it or something.
.... teresa i hope i never meet you =( you'll proly shoot me in a sec!
Okay Teresa, How about striped ties with striped shirts (I'm a firm believer in the "first one that comes to hand" fashion philosophy)? It doesn't bother me, but the wife.................................is not a fan.
fuck this! i look great om my jorts!!! my old ones... i'll show you!
Gretchen wrote: "Yes. Please show us."
you gonna wear those to your execution?
dude! chicks dig those pants!!!
holy shit! i just pulled off a Rushdie!!! i got me my first double death sentence!!! AWESOME!!!
What about sweatpants with words written across the ass? I've never seen those on an ass to which I wanted to direct my attention.
Clothing that is ripped, torn, or otherwise pre-damaged before you even purchase it?
25. If your bra and underwear are both going to show, at least make sure they match. (I'm looking at YOU Julia Stiles!)
I really don't see a problem with that last one.
Teresa... google chonga for me...
You know the actually exist! I play a game with hell when driving arounf haialliah... its called "chonga/chongo" everytime you spot one you say "chonga" or "chongo" chongos are woth 2 points... I scored 8 the other day in the spanish flea market..
Rusty wrote: "What about sweatpants with words written across the ass? I've never seen those on an ass to which I wanted to direct my attention."HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Teresa wrote: "29. Drawing on your eyebrows never ends well."
for some reason, the purse over her arm cracks me up.
Fonoso, what's the difference between a chonga and a chola? Also, am I the last one to realize that #42 is a dude?.
Oh shit, Rusty!! Well, at least not the last one because I didn't notice until you said something. But now, I mean, well, clearly.
I saw a blatant disregard of rule #9 at the movies tonight.
No. I just mocked her mercilessly (in my head).
Ok. Let me preface this by saying that I like yours better, as usual. But I think it's supposed to be cankles. So it's like your calf and ankle are all the same width so it's combining the words calf and ankle. But chanckle is like a chubby ankle right? FUNNIER!
Rusty wrote: "What about sweatpants with words written across the ass? I've never seen those on an ass to which I wanted to direct my attention."I hate these because by the time I read what they say I also realize that I've been staring at the ass of some 15 year old cheerleader. Then I feel like a perv.
Same goes for women with large breasts and some clever logo written across them. It never fails, I read the logo, look up and the large breasted woman gives my a dirty look for staring at her jugs.
Please. That dirty look is out of bounds. You and she both know she wants you to look at her stupid jugs.
Exactly. You'd think they'd show some gratitude.
maybe I should rephrase. She wants someone to look.
Harry wrote: "Same goes for women with large breasts and some clever logo written across them. It never fails, I read the logo, look up and the large breasted woman gives my a dirty look for staring at her jugs."This actually happened to me a last summer, but I was quick on my toes: "You know thats misspelled right?" It wasn't but her enraged look was replaced by surprise, and my quick departure.
To her credit, they were very nice.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "This actually happened to me a last summer, but I was quick on my toes: "You know thats misspelled right?" It wasn't but her enraged look was replaced by surprise, and my quick departure. "Clearly she wasn't someone who had ever seen you communicate via the written word.
Teresa,What about this t-shirt? Personally, I think it. is. awesome:
This is the first time I've posted a photo, by the way. I'm pretty proud of myself.
*hangings will commence once Teresa is empress of the free world. Until then, you will merely be judged a lesser people and mocked mercilessly (in her head.)