No way in hell am I going to read all this drivel!

[Reads with Scotch]

Synopsis please.

[Rusty]

- Gretchen hates whitey.

- Fonoso can't figure out how stairs work in Miami.
-the dog handles liquor better than he does.

- Marie communicates via telephone using TTY exclusively.

- Chuckie Cheeses abound with Mexicans.

- Fonoso dreams of being transgender and listening to Gretchen pee.

- Harry is romantically involved with Marie's mom.

- I envy you that you get to read my precision bullet points, instead of having to read the drivel.

[The Crimson Fucker]

HEY! we also made some polls!

[Rusty]

Sorry. You're right.

- There are some new polls.

[smetchie]

-We had a tranny that Fooz insists is a man.

(were you here for that, Nick?)

[[deleted user]]

-Kristina and Gretchen really, really, really hate their coworkers.

-Alfonso gave beer to the dog, but the dog was having a really bad night.

[The Crimson Fucker]

-i also got mad at tambo!

[smetchie]

Did I hate on my coworkers? Wow, I hate them so much I blocked it out! That's scary.

[Reads with Scotch]

Co-worker hate is nothing less then healthy.

Tranny = fucked up guy.

Envy me, Rusty, it is healthy too.

[smetchie]

-April's kid is covered in shit.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, you hated on their "knock knock" business, again.

[smetchie]

Oh god. That's right. fucking knock knock!