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The Crimson Fucker
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Jun 27, 2010 12:18PM
Dude, are you ok? You starting to scare me... you sound like today is the day you finally either put a bullet on your head or drive your ban full of home made explossives into an embassy or something...
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what kind of person hates guns and explosives??? wait are you a tree huger?
I hate when they go ape-shit cracking nuts all over my deck. I used to hate it when they threw acorns at my head if I got too loud but I don't have trees that close to my deck anymore.
D wrote: I happen to like birds with the exception of Blue Jays which will strike a mean blow ..."Have you met Harry yet? We'll have to introduce you...
A few thoughts:1. I don't understand how any adult human being can think they're smoking a cigaratte that isn't bad for them. If the surgeon general's warning is there, that's your dead give-away. That's like people who are surprised by a pregnancy. They tell me they forego the condom occasionally because they don't wnat to break up the moment. But they're surprised they're pregnant, because they only do that very infrequently. Really? Are you familiar with the workings of the conception process?
2. I've never heard anyone say that Tom Petty rocks. Frankly that statement baffles me. That's like saying the Eurythmics rock. Or Barry Manilow rocks. Or low sodium saltines rock. Or dentures rock.
3. Guns and explosives definitely do rock.
1. Cigarettes are always bad for you. Cigars, however, are healthy and nutritious. No filters to keep out the vitamins. 2. Tom Petty, i have to agree, does not rock. He does, however, have one or two songs which tend towards rockishness.
Tom wrote: "1. Cigarettes are always bad for you. Cigars, however, are healthy and nutritious. No filters to keep out the vitamins. Don't remind me. There's nothing like a good* cigar.
*And by good, I mean shitty. Because my friends and I always bought the cheap gas station shit. But I enjoyed them.
A blue jay hit me in the back of the head--on two different occasions! Jerk!
p.s. I love Tom Petty when I'm feeling Tom Pettyish.
I love Tom Petty too. I'm sad his concert tickets are so expensive now.
Squirrels are a pain in the ass. I don't think rodents are cute no matter how fluffy the tail might get. My mom was once chased by what appeared to be a rabid squirrel. She made it to her car and it pulled a "Cujo" on her. It jumped on the hood of her car and growled at her through the front window. No joke!Blue Jays are evil shit heads just like all the rest of those filthy birds. They are slightly easier to look at well...because they are blue, but other than that they suck just the same.
Tom Petty is fairly hideous, but I do like his music. Does it rock? Ehh...not really, but I like it regardless of how hard it rocks.
Now back to listening to Sade - Smooth Operator.
Harry, do you need a project? Go watch The Life of Birds and give us a running commentary.
Pretty please!
Pretty please!
Montambo wrote: "watch The Life of Birds"No thanks!
BunWat wrote: "squirrels chase and growl at his mother"
This was a one time thing and it was rabid. They had a crazy rabies epidemic in her area once. Maryland! Go figure.
King Dinösaur wrote: "Tom Petty can rock when he feels like it."
I'll vouch for everything up to and including "Damn the Torpedoes." After that, he lost me.
I'll vouch for everything up to and including "Damn the Torpedoes." After that, he lost me.
King Dinösaur wrote: "I hate when people call them "rats with bushy tails". Have you ever really compared the two animals..."I only went as far as to call them "Rodents" Although I think squirrels are a pain in the ass, I would never go as far as comparing them to rats. Rats are foul. Squirrels are annoying.
Just the facts:
Squirrels are from the order of the Rodentia which includes (obviously) mice and rats, but they are within a different family.
The name Rodentia is derived from the Latin verb rodere (to gnaw), in allusion to the gnawing habits of the group.
Back to Petty, he lost me shortly after Southern Accents or maybe Full Moon Fever.
