This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
WTF are y'all doing!?
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The Crimson Fucker
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Jun 24, 2010 12:40PM
i'm bored god damn it!!!
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I was watching shrek forever after or whatever it's called.
I am sitting at my desk dicking around...I forgot to grab a box of charity golf tournament invites out of my car and I am too lazy to go get them. STORY: Last night, I accidentally fell asleep with a Crest Whitestrip stuck to my teeth and now every time I breathe it feels like 1000 icy daggers are stabbing me in the gums. On the plus side, my teeth are sparkley white.
Alfonso wrote: "how was it?"It was alright. Same story line as "It's a Wonderful Life" but with Ogres and no Christmas.
STORY: When we were buying our candy I noticed they didn't have any Sour Patch Kids and said so. The pimpled nerdy kid working the counter said, "We now have something called Sour Jacks. They're basically the same thing."
me: "hmmmm. What if they don't taste the same. Do you know?"
him: (pause) "honestly, they're not as good. I don't really understand the logic behind our decision to stop carrying them. They're like the most popular candy among pre-teen and teen girls."
me: (interrupting) "like me!"
him: (ignoring me) "and with the next Twilight coming out, I'm not sure what's going to happen. It might be bad. I just don't know what we were thinking."
He actually looked scared. It was so cute. I can totally picture that poor kid trying to explain to droves of vampire love-starved hormone-frenzied girls that their favorite candy is no longer available. Tell me! What are they supposed to skin their tongues on in the dark, pretending it's Edwards concrete cock (of fury*)?
*TERESA!
"I'm not sure what's going to happen. It might be bad."
Hahahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha!
i played tennis the whole morning, then we went to some crazy flea markets and some good will stores... bought me 2 tennis rackets cuz they look old and funny... and were only 3 bucks each! i googled em and they worth over 35 each! yay!!! also i found a book for the paper...and my sister is going crazy on her quest of finding a weird snail thingy for tambo! also i lost 10 pounds in the last week! yay!
Yay! Speaking of tennis, I'm wondering how a (!!!)6foot9(!!!!!) American tennis player flew under my radar up until yesterday. I might need to amend my "head in the sand policy" and start paying at least a tiny bit of attention to current events. I could be missing some good stuff!
Next Tuesday night, I am watching all three Twilight movies in order, starting at 6:00pm and ending somewhere around 2:00a. I am increasingly excited about taking smoke breaks with a bunch of 17 year olds in matching Team Jacob shirts.
Additionally, based on Gretchen's STORY, I will be bringing my big purse and filling it with Sour Patch Kids, small bottles of whiskey, some cheesy potatoes from Jack in the Box and a tube of cookie dough.
Oh, and I will also try to find Edward's concrete cock of fury and stuff that in my purse, too.
Next Tuesday night, I am watching all three Twilight movies in order, starting at 6:00pm and ending somewhere around 2:00a.How'd you swing that Kristina?
My lovely friend April (who has ridiculous beeping) is bored while on maternity leave and spends her time finding stupid stuff for us to do for fun!
what about you bunny? wtf were you doing when i was bored??? if you dont mind sharing of course... (please dont kill me!)
I was working and hating my job and working and hating my job and trying to stay awake (it's effing hot!) and dealing with a sick kid and car problems and wondering if I should take up smoking again and doing my boss' (<---I have no idea if that's right) work because she's out of town and I had a fifteen minute conversation with someone, and after I hung up I couldn't remember a damn thing we had spoken about, and hope I steered her in the right direction, but didn't care enough to investigate and experiencing technical difficulties with the printer and I think I need a vacation.
Gretchen, have you read Candy Freak by Steve Almond?I painting and painting and painting and painting and painting my house. I'm really sick of painting. I'm also moving books back onto shelves.
Last night Sarah brought me and my kids dinner, that was swell, and she told me stories about the horrible classes she took with teachers in our district which was a nice distraction from all the freakin painting!
"did I leave the wooden cock of slight aggressiveness at the beach???"yes, because it was still all soft and mushy. It never firmed up remember?
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE SOUR PATCH KIDS!!!!!!??????"
I know, Teresa, I know. I'm not sure if it's everywhere or just at the Cinema Deluxe.
@Marie: not yet but I'm planning on it! It's on my shelf at home. I got it in a goodreads swap.
According to my google ap, Multiplex and Cinema Deluxe are now owned by the same company, Rave Motion Pictures. I wonder if that's what caused the candy change. You'll be pleased to know they have 4 different kinds of Skittles, though.
Wooden cock of slight aggressiveness? Wouldn't you get splinters?
Tom wrote: "Wooden cock of slight aggressiveness? Wouldn't you get splinters?"Not if it was soft and mushy...
update: I sent an email to "RAVE Entertainment" about their stupid Sour Jacks. This is the response I got.Thank you for your recent email regarding the candy selection at Rave Fairfax Corner 14. Your correspondence has been forwarded to my attention as I am the General Manager of that facility.
Fairfax Corner 14, as well as our Centreville and Reston locations, were purchased from National Amusements in December of 2009. We recently converted our concession stand stock to Rave Motion Pictures stock and that is why we no longer carry Sour Patch Kids.
I do not know if the Sour Patch Kids will return since all Rave theatres (old and new) appear to only sell the Sour Jacks.
I appreciate you taking the time to write. We value your feedback and look forward to hearing from you in the future.
The brush off. They are totally looking forward to further correspondence, though.
Here Teresa. Do your part. I know how you feel about Sour Patch Kids.information@ravemotionpictures.com
Gretchen wrote: "Here Teresa. Do your part. I know how you feel about Sour Patch Kids.information@ravemotionpictures.com"
have they gota phone# you might have handy
Gretchen wrote: "ayup.972-692-1700"
Thanks Ill be sure to call them many times today spoofing them with false caller ID#'s from all over country in a valiant attempt to make them think people nation-wide are disgruntled about SPK candy. I like to get old school and hear what they have to say.
excellent. Be sure to identify yourself as a teen girl. I hear that's the demographic that adores SPK.
Please tell me you actually sent that.
ANGRY HATE MAIL COMPETITION DEMANDING THE CANDY BACK!!!!!!!!!
damn! Teresa's will be hard to beat!
I created a new email account just for this because I didn't want to get filtered since I already sent an email the other day."Ok so I just found out that all the best movie theaters in my area have been bought by your company and that you refuse to carry Sour Patch Kids! What's wrong with Sour Patch Kids?!? LOL Haven't you seen that commercial where they make that guy on his bycicle slam into a cardboard picture of a tunnel while the giggle but then they help him up? First they're sour, then they're sweet. LOL They're the greatest candy on the face of the planet!! LOL!! I know you have the Sour Jacks but those SUCK! They're awful. The only other place I've seen those stupid candies are in the vending machine at my lame community pool which only has generic brand chips. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE PRINGLES OR HOT CHEETOS! LOL!! What's the point of that? Who eats chips that aren't Pringles? lol. No one I know and I know a ton of people who eat chips. They ALL eat Pringles and Sour Patch Kids. Except my friend Paige but she only eats Sun Chips because she's anorexic, I think. But even SHE still eats sour patch kids at the movies! lol!! She told me because they're so sour that you burn more calories puckering than you get from eating them! Isn't that great? You should bring them back and put a note about that on the package! I'll bet you'd sell even more that way. Maybe you could have both Sour Patch Kids and the weird Sour Jacks for a while and see how it goes. (did you know they have strange colors too? They look like a mistake.) I bet you anything the Sour Patch kids will sell way better!! Ok so Eclipse is out now and the next time I go see it I'm totally going to bring my own Sour Patch kids with me. I don't even normally do that. I normally buy my Sour Patch Kids at the theater because that's the honest thing to do even though they cost way more. LOL. But I can't eat those Sour Jacks again. They're terrible. My tongue turned bright pink and now little pieces of skin are peeling off. That happened to me once with Sour Patch Kids too, actually but that's before I knew you're not supposed to suck on them because the sour sugar crystals are too rough. You have to chew them if you don't want your skin to peel off. LOL! Even the guy at the candy counter (I'm not going to tell you his name because I don't want to get him in trouble) said the Sour Jacks weren't as good as the Sour Patch Kids. You know it's a really nice movie theater, too. It has stadium seating and everything. I don't get why you want to have some crappy generic imitation candy. It makes you seem not very classy you know? Like sort of ghetto?? LOL. Just kidding. I still like your theater. It's cool. Anyway. I really wish you would bring the Sour Patch Kids back because they're way better. LOL."
I disagree. I'm sure there are lots of things I could have done to make it sound more like a 12-year-old girl but I think too much "like you know" screams posing-as-12-year-old-girl. Probably so do all the LOLs, which I sprinkled in after I'd typed the whole thing.
Naw, my old foster daughter LOLs all over the place on facebook. She doesn't do "like you know," though.
That's what I've noticed too. They do it so much I think they must be making fun of themselves, but no. I think they put them wherever they would insert a nervous giggle if they were actually speaking.
Ok! Let me make this simple… I’m not a big movie fan… I don’t even like going to theater… my girlfriend on the other hand is the exact opposite! we always go to your theater in Fairfax Corner, Va. Untill last week when we went to see Twiligh… my girlfriend went to get the seats while I went to get the our snacks… my girlfriend loves eating SOUR PATCH KIDS so when I ordered em I was informed that you guys don’t carry those any longer but you carry something called Sour Jacks… which was supposed to be the same thing according to the guy at the counter… well long story short I get my popcorn and I get her Sour Jacks… when I went back to the theater to enjoy our movie I gave her candy… and when she asked me what the fuck was that I was giving her I told her the same crap that the dude at the counter told me… that they were the same thing! And well apparently my girlfriend is a sour candy connoisseur… cuz she went berserk on me! I had to spent the next 2 hours and 4 minutes of her bitching and moaning about her stupid candy! At the end I couldn’t take it no more and told her it was just a stupid candy! And you know what happened? She dump me! She dumb me over the fucking candy! Thanks to whoever the hell came up with the idea to replace the freaking SOUR PATCH KIDS with Sour Jacks… I’m now single!
now before i send it... is there any mistakes?
I'm killing time and murdering success.
It did? Fuck! Any other chick movie?
Yay sex and the city! Sent!
Shouldn't there be more text-speak and lousy spelling?
why dont you show us how it's done tom?
Why don't i try to demonstrate my ability to imitate the writing style and thought processes of teenie-bopper girls so i can be (justly) mocked ridiculed by Rusty and Nick (and the other heterosexual males who belong to this group, if there are any)? Tempting though that is, i think i'll pass.
dude! just write a hate mail bitching and moaning about therenot being sour patchkids! just do it!
