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I hate when my cat leaves giant, dead rats on the floor for me to step on in my bare feet
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We have a dog, too.His disgusting habits include a tendency towards consuming used tampons and vigorously licking his penis for ten minutes then trying to give you a kiss.
So six of one....
KD, maybe Angry Ed heard you listening to Gwar Meat Sandwich and he decided to do something cute for you =P
My cat has zero interest in mousing, for some dumb reason. But he can take the kind of dumps that would make an elephant blush. I hate cleaning his litter box.
Sometimes my dog likes to snack in the litter box.
Sometimes my dog likes to snack in the litter box.
Luckily my cat is indoor/outdoor and prefers to poop outside and the dog has shown no scatalogical leanings.
KD... when I was a kid we lived in this little cabin in the woods and the bathroom was on the other side of a screened in porch. My cats used to leave disemboweled mice on the floor of the poorch by the back door as presents for us. The worst feeling in the world is the feeling of cold mice guts squishing up through your bare feet in the dark in the middle of the night.Dude... I can't even imagine a rat. :::shudder::::
my dog Jack used to like to roll in dead salmon during spawning season when we lived next to the Stillaguamish River in WA. Oh that was a smell, I'll tell you.
Yet another opportunity for packaging and marketing:Dog Crack!
Not only does it make your dogs happy,
you can fertilize your lawn with it!
I think liquid chicken manure may be dog crack. LOL, Donna!!!
My cats go insane whenever we host Thanksgiving at my house. The turkey, roasting all day!!! They meow like fiends until we relent and give them some.
But it always amazes me how little it takes to satisfy them - a few tiny shreds of turkey, and they are done. I'm like "Really? That's all you want?"
You know how they have all these canned dog foods with gourmet names. Savory sirloin. Slow roasted beef. Just make a flavor of cat poop, stir it in kibble, the pickiest eater will devour it.Meanwhile, my stupid cats turn their nose up at canned food, they only want dry.
Same with my cats. Dry food only, and kitty treats. And whatever we're having that smells good. Oddly enough, that includes refried beans.
Jackie - I think cats know when to say "when." If you know what I mean. I love turkey - it trips me out and mellows me something fierce.
When I'm sick I like to eat warm turkey sandwiches with brie and drink chamomile tea.
But "they" are now saying that cats should have some canned food every day.And I guess I do play favorites - the dog gets the leftovers. Sometimes I wonder if he starves himself all day until I break down and mix some leftovers into his food at midnight. It's the Jewish Momma in me: Oy he hasn't eaten yet! Eat, eat!
My cat eats all sorts of things. Whenever he wants.
My cat is into carbs.Rice, bread, potatos, tortilla chips are all fair game.
wow, my cat can't even catch bugs, let alone leave me presents. aside from the socks he's "killed" (aka, fished out of the hamper).although he is world class at begging for food. it doesn't matter what it is, if i'm doing something in the kitchen, he wants a piece. he doesn't seem to care if i'm chopping onions, making turkey sandwiches or pouring a bowl of cereal, he sits on the window sill next to the counter and does that jerky, wide eyed, strangled chirping thing cats do when they're trying REALLY hard to restrain themselves. he also likes to bite marshmallows, which, i'll give him, do feel pretty neat to bite. until i find a previously unopened bag on the floor with little fang marks in every one.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Fang marks in the marshmallows!!!
The stench of ripe rodents is not one I'd recommend.