This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
The New facebook hate thread...
I was looking though the Google Analytics for my website and noticed there was a site that had brought in a large amount of traffic that I didn't recognize. Turns out it's a snarky, liberal women's forum...someone had linked my website in a post and there were tons of comments...And then she commented on her own post...
All I can say is that it brought over 200 people to my site that wouldn't have otherwise been there...And thank you Jesus that I'm offending people! Otherwise I would be doing something wrong!
As a snarky, liberal woman, posts like this piss me off. I never, ever write on FB about meek, conservative women, even though they get my goat.
Also, I searched and searched the internets for this forum because I REALLY wanted to read those comments. Alas, no luck.
A friends Facebook status that I wholeheartedly agree with:in many instances, powerpoint presentations are an effective though equally inhumane alternative to waterboarding.
So, I got all excited to change my avatar to Jem, cause I'm a lemming and all that. Then my friend decided to shit all over my happiness with this:HOW is changing your profile picture to a cartoon doing ANYTHING to prevent child abuse? Will somebody about to beat the crap out of their kid stop to update their FB status, see all these cartoon characters, get sentimental, and rethink their prior plans? Seriously people - if you want to effect change, it's going to take a little more effort than putting a picture up on a website, sorry.
sheesh. Tell us how you really feel, Ashley! Superior much?
Sally wrote: "So, I got all excited to change my avatar to Jem, cause I'm a lemming and all that...Donate some cash to child abuse prevention, change to Jem and then write something even MORE superior about How TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS Ashley is for being a cheap bitch.
I did. I have no spine. And I wanted to show off my new haircut all over the internet.
One of my friends did the same thing. He said, "No offense, but changing your avatar to a cartoon character does nothing to prevent child abuse."
I'll admit that (prior to his update, by the way,) I wanted to change my avatar to Muppet Babies, because I wanted to REPRESENT for Muppet Babies, but I thought, "Then people will think that I think that my avatar is making a difference."
Your haircut is very cute, though, Sally!
I'll admit that (prior to his update, by the way,) I wanted to change my avatar to Muppet Babies, because I wanted to REPRESENT for Muppet Babies, but I thought, "Then people will think that I think that my avatar is making a difference."
Your haircut is very cute, though, Sally!
Because people are changing their avatars to cartoons and their updates say something like, "Change your avatar to your favorite childhood cartoon. By Monday, we should see no real faces on the internet, but a lot of memories. Help raise awareness for Child Abuse!
Why don't you have hair, Oddrun? Can't you grow it?
Guess what I just learned on facebook? It's Kristina's birthday! Happy Birthday, Kristina!!!
Guess what I just learned on facebook? It's Kristina's birthday! Happy Birthday, Kristina!!!
Thank you! I am celebrating my drinking with the family, then drinking with friends, then drinking secretly in a movie theater. Cheers!
Montambeau wrote: "Because people are changing their avatars to cartoons and their updates say something like, "Change your avatar to your favorite childhood cartoon....Help raise awareness for Child Abuse! "Key words for Miss Superiority: Help raise awareness
I'm fairly certain most rational people don't expect a tiny image on Facebook to exact any actual change. Tell her to lighten the fuck up and show us her favorite god-damned Strawberry Shortcake picture!
I love your flippy new haircut! I'm going to make an appointment. Right NOW! I have awful lifeless winter hair at the moment.
Happy belated birthday Kristina! What movie did you see? That link is hilarious. There is a huge debate going on a friend's FB page about people thinking the cartoon avatar thing is good vs some people saying it's actually a group of child molesters that started all this. I wouldn't think a group of child molesters would want to call that much attention to themselves, don't they try to stay off the grid? It's ridiculous probably but I personally wanted to put a Care Bears picture up and didn't for the same reason as Montambeau.
That haircut is cute!
People are so fucking stupid! I was just notified on Facebook of the same thing.CHANGEYOUR PROFILE PICTURES BACK! Cartoon profile thing has been set up by pedofiles using charities name to entice kids. It is even on the news! Apparently on 6th Dec you will be kicked off Facebook if you have a cartoon profile. The more folk that have cartoon pictures then the ......harder it is for police to catch them! PLEASE REPOST THIS
Shit! They're going to kick me off of Facebook for my cartoon picture!
OH NO! The pedophiles have organized! Next they'll have a party running for president.
Happy Birthday Kristina! I hope it was a good one. I tipped one back in your honor.
That pedophile shit is stupid as hell. It doesn't even make sense. Whoever reposted that is a dumm.
Absolutely. I think it's time to post the cartoon image in response.
I'm going to change my profile pic to a cartoon and make my status update say: pro-pedophile and proud.
I thought your profile pic was already a cartoon.
Have a blessed Friday everyone. Let's remember to say "Merry Christmas" not "Happy Holiday". This country is quick to take God out of everything but has no problem cashing in on the season that originated to celebrate the birth of his son. Let's not loose focus!!!!
I didn't hate this one today:in the words of hellen keller,"__________________________"
Erika wrote: "I didn't hate this one today:in the words of hellen keller,"__________________________""
Actually, Helen Keller was an articulate and outspoken -- so to speak-- radical / communist / labor / equal rights agitator. Just sayin'.
Sorry.Socialist, not communist. Also a Wobbly, founding member of the ACLU, author of 12 books and assorted articles, and credited with bringing akitas to the US.
You're right, but it's not very funny.
Much better.Oddrun I missed your funny getting me through the day. I had the flu blech.
Fucking step-sister emails me this morning to ask what she and her daughters had done to upset my wife. They have apparently attempted to friend request her several times and have been ignored. Now they are offended and want to know what the problem is.THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM!! You care so much about petty fucking bullshit that it is frightening. BIG FUCKING DEAL!! It's Facebook!!
By the way, when your sister got married...we weren't invited to the wedding. Oooops. Now which seems more offensive?
Harry wrote: "Fucking step-sister emails me this morning to ask what she and her daughters had done to upset my wife. They have apparently attempted to friend request her several times and have been ignored. N..."My husband would love to not get invited to a wedding. As he has said "the only wedding a man should give a shit about is his own, the rest don't matter." What an articulate sweetheart, huh? lol
I just don't understand the Facebook. I logged on the other day and a friend of a friend had announced on his wall that he and his wife were separating. I just don't get the compulsion to share private details. Plus, I doubt either one of them can do ant better.
What did you say to her, Harry?
Montambeau wrote: "What did you say to her, Harry?"I eased out slowly and calmly avoiding any confrontation that will drag me and my immediate family into the pit of gossip and backstabbing that has become so prevalent in this god-forsaken family.
I said Smetchie sucks at Facebook. I told her that she doesn't pay much attention to it and rarely checks her messages on there.
Please copy and paste this into your status if you know someone, or have been killed by someone, who posts on facebook while drivingSaw this somewhere else. Don't have a faceplace account, don't want one.
With the new format I can't figure out how to unhide people I've ignored on a whim.
Sally, go to the bottom of your feed and click on "Edit Options." A list of hidden people will show up and you click on the x by their name to unhide them.
Sometimes status updates are funny:"Millions of Americans and 98% of Icelanders think Jeff Foxworthy is funny. Many are so delusional as to compare his "might be a redneck" wit with Mark Twain. If you or someone you know is suffering from this affliction, I want you to know that you're not alone. We're here for you, and can help. Let's see how many folks have a legitimate sense of humor & brave enough to repost this as their status for 17 days!"
Ready for summer time with my new tutu bathing suit...thank you mama and poppa. Love it... Now all we need is some warm weather."Of course this post accompanied an "adorable" picture of dipshit's child in the bathing suit. At first I thought dipshit was posting for herself which would be great because I'd love to know an adult who was excited for summertime with their new tutu bathing suit.
Liar. There is NO cellulite on your body. Nor pores you freak.
Edit* after I fix it of course.